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"So I go to a store to exchange a shirt I got last week. Lady behind me says awwww that's so cute, what size is it. I respond "it's a M" "Why didn't you like it" she said "It was too big, kinda fit weird." This lady proceeds to look me up and down and say "if it's too big on you there's no way it'll fit me" and smiles. If anyone who knows me, knows how hard I am on myself about my weight. People should not comment on people's size or appearance, ever. It's cruel and wrong. What a ..... B!"

Followed by dozens of comments. Girl your so pretty. No, your pretty. Don't pay that rude girl any attention your so pretty. Not a single "you're" to be found.

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04-19-2016 , 11:50 PM

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BigPoppa

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Link her to some weightloss advice with no further comment.

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04-19-2016 , 11:57 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Plot twist: the lady behind her spends all life being hard on herself for how skinny she is and thought she was paying a compliment.

People. We're the worst.

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04-20-2016 , 02:01 AM

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problemeliminator

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Big lol at MLYLT and code3 still being together.

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04-20-2016 , 03:06 AM

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AllBlackDan

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Big lol at MLYLT and code3 still being together.

Amazing

And the answers to the questions in the context of what we all know about them from their thread, awesome

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04-20-2016 , 04:00 AM

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problemeliminator

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Particularly his anniversary and her job answers.

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04-20-2016 , 07:14 AM

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Bighurt52235

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Big lol at MLYLT and code3 still being together.

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Originally Posted by AllBlackDan

Amazing

And the answers to the questions in the context of what we all know about them from their thread, awesome

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Particularly his anniversary and her job answers.

I knoooooooooow! Granted I was high last night, but I seriously got perhaps the longest hardest laugh of my life reading it.

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04-20-2016 , 02:46 PM

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WateryBoil

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**** off facebook, yea buck was a woman at some point right lol, kys

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04-20-2016 , 02:51 PM

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suzzer99

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Buck was born with a vagina, yes. There is video evidence of this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel

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Angel began to produce and star in his own line of adult films under the imprint Buck Angel Entertainment. By this time he identified and presented as male, but had not had any genital surgery and still had a vulva, so he promoted these works describing himself as "The Man With a Pussy".

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04-20-2016 , 02:55 PM

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WateryBoil

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wtf so hes like well known? "the man with a pussy" lol

i dont know why even after knowing this it still annoys me.

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04-20-2016 , 03:43 PM

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Yakmelk

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Because it should.

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04-20-2016 , 05:24 PM

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Bighurt52235

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Yeah I saw Buck Angel flicking her bean on Playboy Channel back in 2007 before I bought a computer and canceled Playboy Channel.

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04-20-2016 , 05:36 PM

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WateryBoil

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he identifies as a man so HE was flicking....his...bean...that only women should...have but hes a man so he shouldnt have a bean to flick...but he was clearly flicking...but isnt a woman.

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

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04-20-2016 , 05:44 PM

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Bloobird

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WateryBoil doing some pretty awful posting here.

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04-20-2016 , 05:55 PM

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citanul

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Originally Posted by Bloobird

WateryBoil doing some pretty awful posting here.

For real. I'm just going to leave this here to further blow his mind.

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04-20-2016 , 05:55 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Honestly, not be a troll, I don't care about what these two people do or that they film it or anything else, or which bathroom they use (except I support them making the call). It doesn't tilt me or irritate me to consider it yet I have thought about it, imagined it, and described it in this thread immensely less than the people who are for some reason irritated by the idea.

Now that I am being forced to think about it more, if you are so concerned with someone looking at yer pecker or catching a glimpse of someone on the can through the crack in the stall, wouldn't having people who are attracted to your gender use the other bathroom mitigate that?

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04-20-2016 , 05:57 PM

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WateryBoil

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damn even bloobird was well versed in buck angel. sorry ill get better

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04-20-2016 , 07:44 PM

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rakemeplz

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you...wait what...but...

I'm not even sure how to criticize this.

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04-20-2016 , 07:47 PM

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Louis Cyphre

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Is this some kind of teaser for Vikings season 5?

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04-20-2016 , 07:52 PM

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BigPoppa

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That girl's a total freak in the sack.

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04-20-2016 , 07:55 PM

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PocketChads

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Obviously NSFW gay porn

[Link to what is probably porn] - yea, nah

Lots of gay FTMs getting it on with assigned-male-at-birth guys to blow your tiny mind

Last edited by Larry Legend; 04-20-2016 at 09:01 PM.

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04-20-2016 , 07:56 PM

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rakemeplz

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz...ess#.igQZyzPmR

This link with a picture of a sexy gay man was posted by a presumably heterosexual cousin.

Also....

Oh but surely this was posted by a or perhaps THE sexy gay man? Nope! It was posted by conspiracy enthusiast relative who captioned it with the following "Lol you girls going to love it" to which two social media using females replied " And I am offended LOL" and "Yes, please".

Hurray for the internet! Hip hip hoooooraaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!

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04-20-2016 , 08:14 PM

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Bighurt52235

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

Obviously NSFW gay porn

[link to what is probably porn] nice try

Lots of gay FTMs getting it on with assigned-male-at-birth guys to blow your tiny mind

Will watch later

Last edited by Larry Legend; 04-20-2016 at 09:02 PM.

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04-20-2016 , 08:37 PM

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DudeImBetter

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Had this posted on FB by a very conservative friend from HS. Called it, "A very interesting read about our progression towards victim culture."

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Abstract: "Campus activists and others might refer to slights of one’s ethnicity or other cultural characteristics as “microaggressions,” and they might use various forums to publicize them. Here we examine this phenomenon by drawing from Black’s theories of conﬂict and from cross-cultural studies of conﬂict and morality. We argue that this behavior resembles other conﬂict tactics in which the aggrieved actively seek the support of third parties as well as those that focus on oppression. We identify the social conditions associated with each feature, and we discuss how the rise of these conditions has led to large-scale moral change such as the emergence of a victimhood culture that is distinct from the honor cultures and dignity cultures of the past."

http://www.academia.edu/10541921/Mic...Moral_Cultures

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