Has the boy in that jogger story been identified? if it were true its 100% that his mom would have come forward by now.

oh, well by all means, if some random on the internet says the mom must 100% follow all news everywhere and then decide to do what he thinks she must do, then yeah, it's totally a made up story



i know you guys are in a super huge rush to be the biggest badass on the forum, but have you ever thought about taking a second to run your posts through some sort of logic-processing machine? Like a brain?

How about the logic of Occam's razor lowkey? What's a simpler explanation: an attention whore made up a story or some 5 year old is out there's handing down life lessons in sexism and patriarchy?

Or how about this logic: if this kid does this stuff all the time, as per the story, and literally anyone in his family's circle read it they would tell his parents "OMG your son is on the news!!@ He's such a great boy！！ The mother, being superproud of her son (as per the story) would step forward and say "yup, that's my boy." The originator of the story could confirm it is the child in question.

That likelihood that no one in this family's social circle has seen this story is very very low.

More kids died in school bus accidents though by the looks of that bus. There's no way all those children are wearing seatbelts.

The likelihood that nobody in the family has seen the story is high. Because there is no family to see it. Because the boy is imaginary.

I Was thinking they had left behind a turd still steaming on the dads chair.

What's going on in the pic? I can't read the paper on my phone.

People still freaked out over polio too. I guess polio prevented school shootings.


BTW: Worst school massacre in American history was in 1927.

Yeah this is obviously true, although it's beyond obvious that it's completely untrue just by reading the story.

Lol...

When I was in school there weren't any school shootings and they hadn't invented pop tarts. Maybe it wasn't such a good thing they got invented?

We should just call him lol key

Needed a Facebook style twist.

He was last seen firmly fitting an old guys spectacles in a restaurant bathroom.

still not using that logic machine, i see. Shame.

I think it could have happened. Nothing like how she said it (more along the lines of she got wolf whistled at and a kid said "Hey, don't do that" sort of thing).

There is something wrong with you and I like it.

I read it through for a bit wondering what the difference, saw it and lol'd.

Very good.

Clearly everyone is too busy getting rapey to care about the shark holocaust.

A quick bing search says this number is the accurate consensus for killed sharks, but fishing for fins is not really culling to protect female swimmers.

Fringe benefit for female swimmers

To be fair, I didn't verify whether the 100m figure was accurate but that does seem outrageous.

Regardless if the figure is accurate it's a ridiculous comparison obviously, debating if I should respond with data to back up the 100m figure and stoke the fire

I'm not sure what that post is saying. Should we be culling men and having sharks rape women?

Why don't we just rape the sharks?

Let's have the sharks rape the men while the sharks are simultaneously being raped by the women - this is the only way to solve all these issues while also showing the men and the sharks who are in charge