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Enthusiastic conspiracy believing relative loves anything hysatirical, but he especially loves this because hahaha the younger generation is so allergic to everything it can be turned into a brilliant joke by a comedic mastermind. Oh man my sides are splitting.

Almost as funny as the Normandy meme which he posted several times. HA! Young people are such pussies LMAO.

You are without a doubt the top poster in this thread. I'm very serious.

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04-10-2016 , 07:11 PM

#35302

I_AM_EVIL

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Posted by a 450lb behemoth that thinks gravy is a beverage.

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Science proves heat expands things. That means I'm not overweight. I'm HOT!

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04-10-2016 , 07:16 PM

#35303

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

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"Nah you fat"

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04-10-2016 , 11:14 PM

#35304

Phresh

banned

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Wow that's up there with the girl complaining that she can't find any good clothing for skinny big-busted women.

Which one?

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04-10-2016 , 11:43 PM

#35305

campfirewest

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Originally Posted by Alobar

id have let all the air out of his tires

Snip off the truck nuts LDO.

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04-11-2016 , 12:33 AM

#35306

problemeliminator

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(un)fortunately the pit bull has gotten better, in case you wondered. Also someone reported her attempt to form an internet lynch mob (lol).

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04-11-2016 , 12:47 AM

#35307

SGT RJ

Twitching

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

People who do that **** should have their car keyed.

It actually gave me a huge smile when I saw some jackass outside of work yesterday who was way over the line in a parking spot (so taking two spots in a crowded lot) with a ticket on his windshield.

**** you, douchenozzle, learn to park.

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04-11-2016 , 12:56 AM

#35308

rakemeplz

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Conspiracy Uncle:

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04-11-2016 , 12:58 AM

#35309

rakemeplz

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SGM:

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04-11-2016 , 12:59 AM

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PocketChads

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Could end deforestation? That's a lotta trees

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04-11-2016 , 11:39 AM

#35311

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

Could end deforestation? That's a lotta trees

not that.

if it was legal and everyone smoked it, people would be too lazy to cut down the current trees.

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04-11-2016 , 01:35 PM

#35312

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

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also spartans confirmed gay? facebook is such a good teacher.

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04-11-2016 , 02:18 PM

#35313

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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More like confirmed NAMBLA. They had apprentices who they taught to fight and buggered regularly.

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04-11-2016 , 02:30 PM

#35314

PocketChads

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Suzzer just doesn't want to admit that the best way to learn wisdom from a man is to let him jizz in your poopchute

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04-11-2016 , 02:35 PM

#35315

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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My teachers clearly failed me.

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04-11-2016 , 04:03 PM

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HawkFanIA

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

Could end deforestation? That's a lotta trees

Hemp alternative can end Deforestation. In fact that is one of the main reasons why Marijuana is illegal today. The timber industry pushed big time for its outlaw because they knew what could be done with hemp

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04-11-2016 , 04:15 PM

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pwnsall

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What does the timber industry have to do with deforestation?

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04-11-2016 , 04:24 PM

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HawkFanIA

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Originally Posted by pwnsall

What does the timber industry have to do with deforestation?

The timber industry is why hemp is illegal is what I said. Hemp is an alternative that can drastically lower our dependance on wood. Grow more hemp, less demand for wood, deforestation slows down.

I get there is more to it that that, deforestation happens for demand of wood and demand for land. Was just pointing out that the graphic is at least partially correct.

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04-11-2016 , 04:28 PM

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SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

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lol cannabis curing epilepsy

I'd be high 24/7 if it could

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04-11-2016 , 04:41 PM

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Steve350

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

lol cannabis curing epilepsy

I'd be high 24/7 if it could

Still might be on shaky ground.

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04-11-2016 , 04:42 PM

#35321

HawkFanIA

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

lol cannabis curing epilepsy

I'd be high 24/7 if it could

I don't know about cure, but it does significantly decrease the rate of seizures for people who are epileptic. My wife's aunt went from several a day to once a month using cbd oil