bwhahhaha

That iPad's name? Albert Einstein.

Does no one else remember that being posted ITT in the last few months?

Oldy but goody.

It's a classic.

BTW I posted it on my wall about a month ago, and it was sincerely liked plus shared by "conspiracy uncle". He has them old school values I guess.

DIFFERENT VERSION:

Once, a girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it he asked,
"What was the first thing you did when you bought it?"
daughter replied :
"I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad," she replied.
father : "Did someone force you to?"
girl : "No."
father : "Don't you think it's an insult to the manufacturer??"
girl : "No dad, in fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad."
father : "Did you cover it because it was cheap and ugly?"
girl : "Actually, I covered it because I didn't want it to get damaged and decrease in value."
father : "When you put the cover on didn't it reduce the iPad's beauty?"
girl : "I think it looks better, and its worth it for the protection it gives my iPad."
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said nothing else.
... its HIJAB...
Share if you really understood..!

Had this pop up. I believe it surpasses the good Facebook post cut-off mark.

Impressive tan lines

The way that is worded makes it sound like Congress is stepping in and forcing Zuck to start taxing people via Facebook subscriptions.

Don't worry if u just hit ctrl-c u become exempt from taxes

This one weird trick from Ron Paul. Statists HATE him!

lol chances of whoever wrote that being a pedo = 98%

Half of me feels like laughing but the other half makes me feel legit sorry for the guy that's stuck with this bitch.

It's hard to say. There are a lot of dudes who are just legit overgrown children and can't ****ing change a diaper.

She's got some lip. He needs to get his woman under control.

If you mosey on over to racist waitress, you'll notice that Olive Garden fired her over the "pack of hispanics/trunk" post. Wonder if they saw the black people rant, too? Her profile is still open. She's embracing this like a bad guy in wrestling. I scanned through her trash, she's been a career waitress since 2005.

A couple more gems from her hateful FB. Shocker that she spent time in prison.

Fairly attractive blonde who always gets her cleavage in the shot whether it's holding a friend's baby, modeling all the different cat woman Halloween costumes she considered before thrilling us all with her choice, or a #workflow selfie. Every year she posts the "today in 20xx" pics from when she won the sales contest Hawaii trips. All the male coworkers who fantasize about banging her were enthralled by the super amazballs crazy news below that included a pic of her holding a half-peeled orange.

Pics WTF

"Yep, tried that, he won't do it. I've asked for more help around the house, no luck. I've tried everything and he just ignores me. I made a counselling appointment for Saturday and I'm hoping she just tells me there's no fixing it and to divorce his dumb ass because I'm so over it. I can't believe how ****ing useless he is."
"Now I know why spiders eat the male after sex."
Good comments from the fed up wife as well

I wonder why this woman thought this guy was sperm donor material in the first place. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess he wasn't much help before the baby, did she really think he was going to suddenly grow up?

What a tough-nosed, freedom-loving patriot you are, cousin, invoking 2d Amendment-level force to be used defending against a phantom threat.

Although I could be reading him wrong - the statement could be a simple silly observation of fact, like "It is not raining mayonnaise" or "I do not have a muskrat down my pants".

Nah.

Lol wow

And must assume her hubby is not a FB friend lol

Please tell your congresscritter to ban Sharia law

I often wonder what time of day some of these things are originally posted on Facebook and the BAC of those making the post


Sent from your Mom's house