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Suzzer,

I gotta teach that motivational philosopher my foolproof technique of right pocket, left pocket, back pocket tap tap tap phone, keys, wallet check as I'm walking out the door.

Once we get that video done we'll make another one on putting them in the same place every day ready to be grabbed on the way out.

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03-29-2016 , 07:06 PM

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pwnsall

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I do Chapstick keys wallet phone

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03-29-2016 , 07:20 PM

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rakemeplz

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Originally Posted by Csaba

Two minutes with Google reveals that this is what Subway calls the staff that makes their ****ty sandwiches. Jesus wept.

Occasionally, I get a really good, really well made sandwich at subway. I think to myself, that chick/dude really WAS a sandwich artist.

I'm not even being sarcastic here.

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03-29-2016 , 07:21 PM

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rakemeplz

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Originally Posted by Alobar

yeah, because people we dont want breeding not breeding is really what happens.

Another irony is that only a douchebag who is almost certainly making society worse by procreating would post that image. Probably has like 6 kids as well.

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03-29-2016 , 07:33 PM

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Louis Cyphre

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

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03-29-2016 , 08:26 PM

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HiFi

Dented ovaries

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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre

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03-29-2016 , 08:34 PM

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gregorio

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Is it National Parents' Day or something?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=35087

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03-29-2016 , 08:58 PM

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rakemeplz

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THESE OLD FASHIONED ONES ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS I SPIT MY COFFEE OUT OF MY MOUTH THIS MORNING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Last edited by rakemeplz; 03-29-2016 at 08:59 PM. Reason: heh its funny because so many people spend so much time on the internet and that time is often wasted

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03-29-2016 , 10:53 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I like it.

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03-29-2016 , 11:40 PM

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campfirewest

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Someone found a way to spice up the standard Happy Birthday! posts

NSFW

Spoiler:

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03-29-2016 , 11:51 PM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Lol

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03-30-2016 , 12:23 AM

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problemeliminator

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Rake, when is sexy gay man's birthday? I think he'd appreciate this.

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03-30-2016 , 01:38 AM

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GooseHinson

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Another birthday image I saw a few days ago

NSFW

Spoiler:

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03-30-2016 , 05:34 AM

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thethethe

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Please be sexygayman's birthday soon...

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03-30-2016 , 06:02 AM

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problemeliminator

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B+ troll

Seems too obvious, but I'm sure there's plenty of ENRAGED people in the comments.

Last edited by problemeliminator; 03-30-2016 at 06:03 AM. Reason: Forgot an o

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03-30-2016 , 04:57 PM

#35116

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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The STDs really put it over the top. Think it would be more effective without that part.

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03-30-2016 , 05:09 PM

#35117

Sun Tzu

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Originally Posted by HiFi

From a woman who got knocked up in a blackout and married the guy who she assumed was the dad.

where do you find these people?

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03-30-2016 , 05:13 PM

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Sun Tzu

laconic

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Originally Posted by SuqAta8

Opposum's in North America, possums everywhere else

O'possums in Ireland

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03-30-2016 , 11:10 PM

#35119

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

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Originally Posted by campfirewest

Someone found a way to spice up the standard Happy Birthday! posts

NSFW

Spoiler:

Gold

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03-30-2016 , 11:38 PM

#35120

HiFi

Dented ovaries

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

where do you find these people?

AA meetings

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03-31-2016 , 01:12 AM

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Dominic

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The i in birthday is so darn cute

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03-31-2016 , 01:46 AM

#35122

SuqAta8

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

O'possums in Ireland

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03-31-2016 , 04:59 AM

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samuri8

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Opossums are nasty, vile little vermin, that picture with words is way off base. I would lay odds whoever made that has never encountered one of those in real life.

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03-31-2016 , 06:12 AM

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Fabian

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Originally Posted by samuri8

Opossums are nasty, vile little apes, that picture with words is way off base. I would lay odds whoever made that has never encountered one of those in real life.

Obviously.

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03-31-2016 , 07:20 AM

#35125

Sly Caveat

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I just found out that my family had a get together on Easter and my family wasn't invited. I had a very nice lunch with my wife and son anyway. ‪#‎The‬ black sheep

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