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04-07-2016 , 08:32 AM

#35251

KPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,186

sow means to plant seed so you want to jam it in his wounds?

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04-07-2016 , 08:40 AM

#35252

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by KPowers

sow means to plant seed so you want to jam it in his wounds?

obviously my drunken self would like to see some fruit and/or vegetable seeds planted in his back where the knives are currently planted

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04-07-2016 , 09:13 AM

#35253

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Wow some gold in the last few posts. Unplanned pregnancy is oddly infuriating, probably because of the awful grammar.

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04-07-2016 , 03:03 PM

#35254

angelmarauder

stranger

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1

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Originally Posted by Nick_AA

This is actually very deep and interesting.

Not really. It's known that some species aren't always in internal competition to pass on genes but rather cooperatively pass on at least some.
When people become off put by a large population or by the idea of children and then don't have children it could just be the genes kicking in.

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04-07-2016 , 04:46 PM

#35255

Nick_AA

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,458

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Originally Posted by angelmarauder

Not really. It's known that some species aren't always in internal competition to pass on genes but rather cooperatively pass on at least some.

When people become off put by a large population or by the idea of children and then don't have children it could just be the genes kicking in.

It is actually deep because it is intertwined with the meaning of life at least at the lowest common denominator. Oh right, you have it all figured out though which is evident by being a poster in 2+2.

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04-07-2016 , 05:43 PM

#35256

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

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Originally Posted by angelmarauder

Even this snide explaination of why it isn't interesting makes it seem interesting.

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04-07-2016 , 08:26 PM

#35257

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,212

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

I saw a car covered with bumper stickers today as used to be common. Some were hysatirical, and some were sexy (gay? Depends on the driver). Some both. The one that said "if you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair" made me think of this thread.

I guess Facebook is the new bumpersticker covered car.

That's actually pretty good.

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04-07-2016 , 09:01 PM

#35258

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sadly that bumper sticker is never used by a driver who's ass you'd want to ride and hair you'd want to pull

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04-08-2016 , 03:15 AM

#35259

DarkOne

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,501

Raw loads are for winners

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04-08-2016 , 06:09 AM

#35260

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Those Trump chats are all hilarious. Surely 90%+ of likes are just for the comedy?

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04-08-2016 , 11:27 AM

#35261

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

Remember the girl who adoted the pit bull with legs that didnt work? Well she's back, and there's trouble in paradise:

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Hey guys! I might be wrong doing this and you are more than welcome to oppose me. As my dog Buster laying here sick ( the vet asked if I want to put him down) I would like to acknowledge a person who is responsible for he's state of health. (I will enclose her info at the end of this post). I love Buster. I love him more than anything. That's my boy who saved me when I was in the worst state of mind. Like I said I love him. I love my boy more than anything. This person malnourished him and that's why he's having all this problems with his digestive system right now. Guys I'm spending all the money that I have to make him feel better but he doesn't. Because the bitch have chosen to feed herself versus him. Maybe it's really wrong that I'm posting her account. But now that I'm sitting at home with my boy who is laying here and I don't know how to help him. That's the only thing I feel like it's fair as justice.

Followed by a screenshot of the person's facebook.

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04-08-2016 , 11:55 AM

#35262

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

My sister deleted her FB account shortly after creating it due to "stalking" (i.e. an old HS boyfriend sent her a friend request). Not sure she ever got a grasp on the purpose of social media.

If she still had one, she'd probably be using her account to pursue vendettas like that.

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04-08-2016 , 12:03 PM

#35263

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Oh dear god **** everything

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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04-08-2016 , 12:15 PM

#35264

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

Fat chicks and their silly nonsensical tattoos.

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04-08-2016 , 12:25 PM

#35265

GMLAW

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,642

Noone.

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04-08-2016 , 12:25 PM

#35266

Fabian

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,201

My first thought too GM

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04-08-2016 , 12:26 PM

#35267

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

No-one. Until she loses some weight. Then Noone.

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04-08-2016 , 12:29 PM

#35268

SuqAta8

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 21,877

Is that really a tattoo? Looks like sharpie

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04-08-2016 , 12:33 PM

#35269

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,212

You can tell how much of an idiot someone is by the relative poor quality of their tattoo.

Also, anyone with a neck tattoo just straight avoid.

Unless it's a hot chick. Because then she's either a tattoo artist, a porn star, or both.

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04-08-2016 , 12:37 PM

#35270

tylertwo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 8,254

That looks like it originally read "no one" and somebody corrected it to noone, lol.

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04-08-2016 , 12:37 PM

#35271

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

Women should never have tattoos anywhere near their tits.

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04-08-2016 , 12:41 PM

#35272

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,212

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

Women should never have tattoos anywhere near their tits.

Now that would be a great facebook post.

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04-08-2016 , 01:21 PM

#35273

JackInDaCrak

Just Another Dopamine Pump

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,233

Noone is free though.

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04-08-2016 , 01:24 PM

#35274

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

****ing Noone. Hate that guy. Rubbing his freedom all over every else's tits.

Bird hopping around on my patio. Must be the chains making him do that.

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04-08-2016 , 02:32 PM

#35275

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

New southwest air scam page going around, offering free tickets and $5000 to 350 people!! all you have to do is like and comment BOOKED!

Cuz thats realistic. Yea its a scam page the real page is Southwest Airlines.

12,000 people with mental AIDS that liked it so far since yesterday, i trolled the comments then realized its a waste of time.

I want to start my own scam page and make some money off people and their stupidity.

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