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Old 12-03-2016, 09:08 PM   #5251
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Re: The question of the day thread

That's what I used to do, anyway.

Be a neighborhood hooligan who smashed things, I mean. I sure as heck never bought pumpkins and kept them around. That's just weird.
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Old 12-03-2016, 09:10 PM   #5252
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i still don't know why i did it

and now i don't know how to end it


it's like brexit, 2016 caught me in its web of poorly thought through decisions
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Old 12-03-2016, 09:46 PM   #5253
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wtf am i supposed to do with these pumpkins i bought 2 months ago? i've mostly kept them around to be festive but i want to ditch them before they rot and fall apart
ditch them before they rot and fall apart
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Old 12-03-2016, 10:30 PM   #5254
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wtf am i supposed to do with these pumpkins i bought 2 months ago? i've mostly kept them around to be festive but i want to ditch them before they rot and fall apart
Wait for New Year's Eve and blow them up with fireworks.
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Old 12-03-2016, 10:44 PM   #5255
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my state banned all the good kinds of fireworks
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Old 12-04-2016, 10:42 AM   #5256
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wtf am i supposed to do with these pumpkins i bought 2 months ago? i've mostly kept them around to be festive but i want to ditch them before they rot and fall apart
We took ours out to the country and shot it with a deer rifle.

It felt weird because it had a smiley face. It trusted us.

RIP pumpkin.
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Old 12-04-2016, 10:46 AM   #5257
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Take them to the street and smash them, then wal0 kaway and leave the mess
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Old 12-04-2016, 10:55 AM   #5258
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Re: The question of the day thread

Decorate someone else's yard with them.

Or

Put Santa hats on them all and leave them where they are.


Wait.. each night after dark move them a few feet towards your neighbours house,
so it appears like they moved there of their own volition.
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Old 12-04-2016, 12:17 PM   #5259
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We took ours out to the country and shot it with a deer rifle.

It felt weird because it had a smiley face. It trusted us.

RIP pumpkin.
there are many sides to you Kristy... remind me to never cross you.
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Old 12-04-2016, 12:18 PM   #5260
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lol or make some soup.
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Old 12-07-2016, 02:32 AM   #5261
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Re: The question of the day thread

serious question:

I'm seriously considering moving to the us next year on a working visa. but i have a few questions.

1) do you guys have jobs over there? ( i have exp in retail, customer service, admin and accounting)

2) what would be the start up costs to do this. Also would i have to pay for the visa? I'm assuming yes a few hundred dollars or such.

3) where should i be looking to go. ( to start) I'm sure i am going to bounce around America a lot and go see a lot of cool things. ( first stop lambeau field) but what should i go see.

4) do you guys have gyms over there, cos i will need one since i am gunna eat a tone of ****! i don't want to put on the kgs.

5) anything else i should think about.
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Old 12-07-2016, 03:29 AM   #5262
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world's gayest questions:

I'm seriously considering moving to the us next year on a working visa. but i have a few questions.

1) do you guys have jobs over there? ( i have exp in retail, customer service, admin and accounting)

2) what would be the start up costs to do this. Also would i have to pay for the visa? I'm assuming yes a few hundred dollars or such.

3) where should i be looking to go. ( to start) I'm sure i am going to bounce around America a lot and go see a lot of cool things. ( first stop lambeau field) but what should i go see.

4) do you guys have gyms over there, cos i will need one since i am gunna eat a tone of ****! i don't want to put on the kgs.

5) anything else i should think about.
1) Nah mate, no jobs in the US...
2) No variables at all to factor in, its just $4,370 regardless of age/gender/living requirements etc
3) Do a little ****ing research and look at locations that might interest you. How the **** are we meant to recommend a location when you didn't give us anything AT ALL to work with? Don't come to the south Bronx though, can't guarantee I won't stab you (I will).
4) No gyms in America mate...
5) Not posting a bunch of ******ed, unanswerable questions or things that you can easily google would be a good place to start.
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:24 AM   #5263
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Become a gigolo...I bet there's a market for your accent.

My area has a really large hockey stick. Will mock your love of green Bay and provide dinner.
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Old 12-07-2016, 12:50 PM   #5264
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Old 12-07-2016, 01:35 PM   #5265
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Gonna have your daddy foot the bill to move you to a new country to fail? You really do suck at life
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Old 12-07-2016, 02:17 PM   #5266
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Re: The question of the day thread

Who are you talking to?

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
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Old 12-07-2016, 02:39 PM   #5267
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try surfing in southern california, it'll really get that ****ty aus taste out of your mouth
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Old 12-07-2016, 03:46 PM   #5268
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:02 PM   #5269
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Re: The question of the day thread

serious answer:

lol no you're not getting a work visa for the US.
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:41 PM   #5270
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:48 PM   #5271
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Become a gigolo...I bet there's a market for your accent.

My area has a really large hockey stick. Will mock your love of green Bay and provide dinner.
you had me at dinner...


is it one of those. " it's the biggest hockey stick in the world" type deals?

cos we have the big banana and the big pineapple
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:48 PM   #5272
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Gonna have your daddy foot the bill to move you to a new country to fail? You really do suck at life
no. i should have enough money to do so soon.
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:52 PM   #5273
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this was educational AND i got to see a giant hockey stick. my day is done!
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Old 12-07-2016, 09:59 PM   #5274
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lol no you're not getting a work visa for the US.
is it bad over there is it?
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:02 AM   #5275
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is it bad over there is it?
If you want a work visa for the US you need to have something to offer. The things we're looking for are specialized technology skills, grunt labor for agriculture, and people with a ****ton of money. If you don't have one of those three things you're not getting a visa.
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