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Old 12-08-2016, 12:03 AM   #5276
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Re: The question of the day thread

And even if you're willing to be agricultural grunt labor, you need to come from the right country, which you don't.
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:25 AM   #5277
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If you want a work visa for the US you need to have something to offer. The things we're looking for are specialized technology skills, grunt labor for agriculture, and people with a ****ton of money. If you don't have one of those three things you're not getting a visa.
i did mean a holiday visa. but thanks for that. it's pretty much the same here though we let you come holiday too.
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:25 AM   #5278
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And even if you're willing to be agricultural grunt labor, you need to come from the right country, which you don't.
is this the trump utopia i hear so much about?
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:30 AM   #5279
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Re: The question of the day thread

You pretty clearly asked about a work visa. You don't need a holiday visa. Go ahead and book your flight. We're happy to take your money.
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Old 12-08-2016, 04:11 AM   #5280
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You pretty clearly asked about a work visa. You don't need a holiday visa. Go ahead and book your flight. We're happy to take your money.
oh i thought they were one in the same. i'm not looking to LIVE in your country for the rest of my life. ( aus is too awesome) I just need... i don't know SOMETHING to happen right now...

I'm sure my upswing is coming. I just got to keep swinging. I'll eventually hit one out of the park
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Old 12-08-2016, 04:27 AM   #5281
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And even if you're willing to be agricultural grunt labor, you need to come from the right country, which you don't.
...why doesn't the US take agricultural laborers from Oz? Why does the country of origin matter in this case at all?

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Old 12-08-2016, 09:05 AM   #5282
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You pretty clearly asked about a work visa. You don't need a holiday visa. Go ahead and book your flight. We're happy to take your money.
Definitely not opening Google for this..and Australia is pretty white and speaks English...but you may want to double check that Australia has a racist un-bane.

USA#1 doesn't let everyone from every country in without actual Visa.

Also, I found the student Visa easy to obtain and opened the door for working as a tutor and getting an SS #.
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:55 AM   #5283
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...why doesn't the US take agricultural laborers from Oz? Why does the country of origin matter in this case at all?
idk, but I just checked and apparently Australia is on the list after all. Turns out it's a really long list.

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Definitely not opening Google for this..and Australia is pretty white and speaks English...but you may want to double check that Australia has a racist un-bane.

USA#1 doesn't let everyone from every country in without actual Visa.

Also, I found the student Visa easy to obtain and opened the door for working as a tutor and getting an SS #.
Australia is definitely on the list of visa-free travel and student visa is a possibility, but maybe we can make an exception to keep Luke out. Thread so serious now. He really does **** up everything he touches.
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:18 AM   #5284
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I bet they won't let the original Australians in though
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:48 AM   #5285
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Why is it so hard to write an objective personal statement?
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:57 AM   #5286
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Because you always sound like a schmuck.
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:59 AM   #5287
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Because you always sound like a schmuck.
SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.

I write something, think it's hokey, get mad, delete. Repeat ad nauseum.
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Old 12-08-2016, 11:03 AM   #5288
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These are perfectly normal and appropriate feelings to have.

Glad I could help.
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Old 12-08-2016, 11:49 AM   #5289
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idk, but I just checked and apparently Australia is on the list after all. Turns out it's a really long list.



Australia is definitely on the list of visa-free travel and student visa is a possibility, but maybe we can make an exception to keep Luke out. Thread so serious now. He really does **** up everything he touches.
you are being very undude like man....
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:00 PM   #5290
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QOTD;

What have you wanked to in the past that makes you cringe to now?
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:28 PM   #5291
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Your Mom. She let herself go.
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:33 PM   #5292
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When it comes to masturbation, I have no regrets.
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:07 PM   #5293
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TG1C and COF.
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Old 12-09-2016, 01:42 AM   #5294
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No regrets
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Old 12-09-2016, 04:58 AM   #5295
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QOTD;

What have you wanked to in the past that makes you cringe to now?
that horse porn I didn't know was horse porn
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Old 12-09-2016, 05:50 AM   #5296
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that horse porn I didn't know was horse porn
You can be forgiven for mistaking me for a horse. My dick just that longggg, your Mother however? C'mon man!
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Old 12-09-2016, 11:54 AM   #5297
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I watched pregnant gangbang porn once...sometimes I wonder what that child is doing now.
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Old 12-09-2016, 12:00 PM   #5298
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I watched pregnant gangbang porn once...sometimes I wonder what that child is doing now.
This was so much more fun to think about as a bunch of preggos ganging a dude.
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Old 12-09-2016, 02:26 PM   #5299
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I didn't watch.
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Old 12-09-2016, 03:20 PM   #5300
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