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Old 09-21-2016, 11:50 PM   #5001
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Re: The question of the day thread

grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard, bacon, american cheese on toasted brioche
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Old 09-21-2016, 11:54 PM   #5002
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I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
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Old 09-22-2016, 01:35 AM   #5003
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Re: The question of the day thread

i just turned the fan on and dust went everywhere.

how the **** do i get rid of it.

i run a computer in here and my dad reckons a humidifier It won't work because of the computer fan.

his solution is to clean it top to bottom every other day.


is there anything i can do.. or nah?
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Old 09-22-2016, 01:48 AM   #5004
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Old 09-22-2016, 03:49 AM   #5005
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rent a maid
this isn't south-east Asia bro. this is aus. where everything is THAT expensive that a maid would cost upwards of 25 an hour.
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Old 09-22-2016, 07:47 AM   #5006
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i just turned the fan on and dust went everywhere.

how the **** do i get rid of it.

i run a computer in here and my dad reckons a humidifier It won't work because of the computer fan.

his solution is to clean it top to bottom every other day.


is there anything i can do.. or nah?
Pics of fan.
Seriously, would actually help.

Barring that, I'd deep clean the fan once with Mr. Clean + water, dry it completely, and then rub the blades of the fan with a dryer sheet to help repel future dust.
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Old 09-22-2016, 08:11 AM   #5007
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Pics of fan.
Seriously, would actually help.

Barring that, I'd deep clean the fan once with Mr. Clean + water, dry it completely, and then rub the blades of the fan with a dryer sheet to help repel future dust.
it's not JUST the fan that has dust. it's EVERY inch of this room.

i have a water drain and a bathroom next to my room ( one of my walls is the bathroom walls.

NO ****ER puts the fan on in the bathroom when they take a shower because " it's too cold".

this is the ****ery i have to live with. it's like 4C right now so i can't open my window.
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Old 09-22-2016, 08:15 AM   #5008
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Oic.
Deep clean for a few weeks and run an air filter. Only solution.

You have to get rid of the accumulated dust.
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Old 09-22-2016, 08:39 AM   #5009
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Re: The question of the day thread

Take everything out of the room.
Seal the windows.
Seal the HVAC .

Clean the room.
Clean everything your bringing back in to the room (but, before you bring it back).

Install ISO 3 (Federal Standard 209E Class 1) clean-room protocols.

Stay the **** out of that room. Keep the rest of your dusty assed family out of there, too.

Hope this helps.
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Old 09-22-2016, 11:42 PM   #5010
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Marinated portobello mushroom burger, feta, basil mayo, lightly sautéed red onion, baby spinach on a bun that's some how light AND substantial at the same time.
This is the worst thing I've ever heard.
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Old 09-23-2016, 12:58 AM   #5011
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Oic.
Deep clean for a few weeks and run an air filter. Only solution.

You have to get rid of the accumulated dust.
hmm mair filter you say? might have to look into that.

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Take everything out of the room.
Seal the windows.
Seal the HVAC .

Clean the room.
Clean everything your bringing back in to the room (but, before you bring it back).

Install ISO 3 (Federal Standard 209E Class 1) clean-room protocols.

Stay the **** out of that room. Keep the rest of your dusty assed family out of there, too.

Hope this helps.
this place is a ****hole and will always be a **** hole. I feel like i live in Shanghigh with plooms of pollution smog everywhere. so i spend 100% of the time in my room. I only leave to piss shower and eat / make coffee. ( and go to guy / club)

it's SO dusty in my wardrobe makes my clothes smell like dust so I live out of a basket wich is now going to smell like smoke because My dad just walked into my room with lit cig for some ****ed up reason.


is there some sort of bomb I can throw in here to nuke everything? my room is ****ing 3X4M and i can't even keep the dust to 0.
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Old 09-24-2016, 08:29 AM   #5012
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Today is Saturday!
Hoowee!
Satur Day!
Top off the cooler. Grab a couple for the road.
Load up the truck. C'mon now, let's go.
We may not be going far, but, dammit, were gonna go.
Saturday. Can you believe it?
Alright, y'all, have fun and be safe (not necessarily at the same time, iykwis ).
Saturday.
Dang.

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Old 09-24-2016, 10:50 AM   #5013
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD - What drug is JJ taking?
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Old 09-24-2016, 11:41 AM   #5014
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He posted in wrong thread
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Old 09-24-2016, 12:22 PM   #5015
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Old 09-24-2016, 12:40 PM   #5016
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Old 09-24-2016, 04:23 PM   #5017
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QOTD - What drug is JJ taking?
DrugS...plural.
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He posted in wrong thread
You're not the boss of me/this thread!
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Old 09-24-2016, 04:24 PM   #5018
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Old 09-24-2016, 07:16 PM   #5019
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QOTD - What drug is JJ taking?
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Old 09-26-2016, 09:44 AM   #5020
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QOTD - What drug is JJ taking?
For the correct answer, PM me your address.
I'll send each of person a cup of my pee, which you can have analyzed, or whatever you'd like to do with it (I'm not here to judge).
Post your answers here. Winner(s) will be notified. All winners will then be eligible for an additional container of piss!



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Old 09-26-2016, 09:57 AM   #5021
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PM SENT!

Not gonna test it, tho
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:31 AM   #5022
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Re: The question of the day thread

how do i **** ikea in the ass.

also can someone help me go on every website known to man to bad mouth them. they are ****ing **** and i want them to die in the BIGGEST grease fire known to man!
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Old 09-26-2016, 11:27 AM   #5023
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IKEA is awesome.
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:26 PM   #5024
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how do i **** ikea in the ass.

also can someone help me go on every website known to man to bad mouth them. they are ****ing **** and i want them to die in the BIGGEST grease fire known to man!
You know, not following the instructions (assembly AND proper use) does not mean the product is faulty when it fails. I'm not saying you ganked it, but 100 Swiss engineers design, manufacture, and test the products (which are sold globally by the millions), to assure some minimum quality, safety, and function.

justsayin
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Old 09-26-2016, 05:50 PM   #5025
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how do i **** ikea in the ass.

also can someone help me go on every website known to man to bad mouth them. they are ****ing **** and i want them to die in the BIGGEST grease fire known to man!
I mean, you get what you pay for. Ikea is cheap **** quality furniture. I assume they lived up to expectation accordingly.
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