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Old 06-30-2014, 06:30 PM   #2751
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So I tried it out and turns out I missed a step. Imagine an isoceles triangle where the equal sides are your legs and the other side is the toilet seat. Inside the triangle would be my dick and balls. I can't spit through my dick and balls, there are some holes but it would require subhuman precision which I don't posess. So I lift my dick, but my balls would be on the way, so I lift my balls too, now I have a big hole to aim for. the perineum is exposed right there, but you gotta lift your balls, otherwise you definitely will spit on your balls.
Sounds like you would then be pointing your pee hole directly at your face while sitting on the ****ter, a little risky for me.

So I guess the real question would be, have you ever pissed on yourself while trying to spit on you grundle whilst sitting on the toilet?
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Old 06-30-2014, 06:34 PM   #2752
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If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?
Obama, do the US Government have proof of the existence of aliens?
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:07 PM   #2753
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Now that's one Magic Loogie
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:44 PM   #2754
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Sounds like you would then be pointing your pee hole directly at your face while sitting on the ****ter, a little risky for me.

So I guess the real question would be, have you ever pissed on yourself while trying to spit on you grundle whilst sitting on the toilet?
I am not 60 years old, I can control my bladder. BUT if two people have been through this very specific situation, that would be the deepest connection possible imo.


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I can only hope he answers.
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:48 PM   #2755
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Re: The question of the day thread

Yer gonna get renditioned to Gitmo.
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:00 PM   #2756
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Re: The question of the day thread

It looks like no one has asked a question today. I guess I'll ask one.

What question should I ask?
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:15 PM   #2757
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You should ask what it's like to have kept on poasting in this sorry-ass forum long after all the cool kids left.
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:22 PM   #2758
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How many beers do you need to consume to sleep with a fat chick. By fat chick I mean the girl must weigh 200+lbs
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:00 PM   #2759
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How many beers do you need to consume to sleep with a fat chick. By fat chick I mean the girl must weigh 200+lbs
I don't think I could be that drunk.
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:49 PM   #2760
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Re: The question of the day thread

how tall?
http://www.wnba.com/playerfile/lauren_jackson/
187 close enough?

Two beers

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Old 07-03-2014, 12:00 AM   #2761
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What question should I ask?
Dude, that's like Inception deep.
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Old 07-03-2014, 06:27 AM   #2762
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paging kevroc
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Old 07-03-2014, 07:27 AM   #2763
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I did one at 310# (that's 21 stone/130kg) on a 6-pack of miller highlife.
She had 110# of titties, a pretty face, and a good personality.

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Old 07-03-2014, 08:41 AM   #2764
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I did one at 310# (that's 21 stone/130kg) on a 6-pack of miller highlife.
She had 110# of titties, a pretty face, and a good personality.

How many nham's?
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Old 07-03-2014, 09:59 AM   #2765
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I did one at 310# (that's 21 stone/130kg) on a 6-pack of miller highlife.
She had 110# of titties, a pretty face, and a good personality.

was she on top?
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Old 07-03-2014, 10:35 AM   #2766
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probably a 12 pack, if its 5% beer.
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:57 PM   #2767
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How many nham's?
Bout treefiddy or so...
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Old 07-04-2014, 11:36 AM   #2768
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Will you set off fireworks today?
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Old 07-04-2014, 12:23 PM   #2769
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I don't think the hotel will like it.
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Old 07-04-2014, 06:02 PM   #2770
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Fireworks are illegal
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Old 07-04-2014, 06:08 PM   #2771
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Fireworks are illegal
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What kind of third world, fascist regime do you toil under, bro?
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Old 07-04-2014, 06:31 PM   #2772
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We dont take kindly to surprise explosions round these parts
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Old 07-04-2014, 07:42 PM   #2773
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USA loves them. They even go around the world to do it.
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:02 PM   #2774
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What is the one thing you want to do in life that you constantly think about but never do because other people in your social/online circle wouldn't approve?
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:14 PM   #2775
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Be a serial killer.
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