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Old 07-29-2016, 11:14 PM   #4751
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$120+tip?
Tip of what?
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Old 07-30-2016, 03:48 AM   #4752
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Re: The question of the day thread

$15 bucks at a barber without getting the poofta beard shave
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Old 07-30-2016, 02:34 PM   #4753
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Re: The question of the day thread

I feel like this has been asked before, but I'm old and can't remember for certain (and too lazy to skim back over this thread to verify).

QotD:. For those who use toilet paper, what is the proper amount--per pull-- to tidy things up?
I know there is a lot of variance in there (crappy paper with no perfs, single ply ultra thin danger paper, etc.).
My home stocks the Charmin ultra-soft. Tough but gentle. I submit that 3 squares per pull provides an adequate working amount, while allowing a bit of buffer for safety. You may pull as many "hanks" as you need to get the job done, but 3 squares per hank is plenty.

(If you have to get in there more than a couple of times, go ahead and flush! Ain't nobody want to go and plunge out a 60 square clog with sharks in the area).
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Old 07-30-2016, 02:43 PM   #4754
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no more than 2 squares unless I just had Mexican or something.
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Old 07-30-2016, 04:26 PM   #4755
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Re: The question of the day thread

Charmin Strong: 6ish?
...but I have more real estate to wipe, I guess.

If I were using Charmin soft I'd probably double that.
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Old 07-30-2016, 04:29 PM   #4756
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Re: The question of the day thread

It's variable. You want a good sized buffer for the bulk cleanup, then start reducing for the detail work.
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Old 07-30-2016, 04:52 PM   #4757
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Re: The question of the day thread

Depends on the BSC type. For type 1-2 I use 2, and for the higher types pretty much as many squares as the type.
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Old 07-30-2016, 08:25 PM   #4758
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just remember 3 shakes or more and it classifies as a wank
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Old 07-31-2016, 06:40 AM   #4759
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I use three squares, then I move down to two, then for the last wipe I move back to three.
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Old 07-31-2016, 08:12 AM   #4760
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Re: The question of the day thread

Serious Question: WHERE IS THE POST NEW THREAD BUTTON IN THE ANDROID APP?

Can't find it
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Old 07-31-2016, 09:36 AM   #4761
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The mods decided that every topic had been covered.
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Old 07-31-2016, 11:37 AM   #4762
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The mods decided that every topic had been covered.
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That's why they're mods...so wise.
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Old 07-31-2016, 12:16 PM   #4763
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2-3 square
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Old 08-02-2016, 09:17 AM   #4764
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speaking of pooping, when you go to drop the kids off, do you start taking your pants off as you approach the throne? Or do you wait til you are there, turn around and then drop your pants?
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:16 AM   #4765
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As you approach obviously.
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:17 AM   #4766
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If it's urgent enough I'll start dropping trou in the driveway.
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:56 AM   #4767
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If it's urgent enough I'll start dropping trou in the driveway.
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:57 AM   #4768
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Best option is just to not wear clothes.
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Old 08-02-2016, 12:33 PM   #4769
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Move up to skirts. The breezes alone are lovely.

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Old 08-03-2016, 08:03 PM   #4770
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Re: The question of the day thread

ok ladies and gents, this is a 2 question post around 1 subject.

I was stupid enough to waste 3 hours of my life watching the movie ' The Revernant'. So apart from the glaring lack of character development in certain parts of the movie i am wondering if the occupants of 4L who have also seen this movie have the same answers as me to the 2 questions i propose about the film.

1- Do you think the yoda and obi wan apportions esque dreamy visions Leonardo's character had throughout the movie was, lets say, just slightly overly repetitive?

2- The movie was at least an hour longer than than required. Seriously if the plot moved any slower the ending of the movie would have finished in 1910.
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:27 PM   #4771
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The only thing I remember about the movie is that in the real world the dude would have died several times over from hypothermia.
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:49 PM   #4772
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I like the first "Revenant" better.
Zombie road trip > freezing pilgrims
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:30 PM   #4773
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but he killed a bear
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Old 08-04-2016, 04:19 AM   #4774
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Re: The question of the day thread

hey guys, I have a serious question for everyone here... ( i would post in omg. but you know what it's like)

I'm applying for jobs like I do every day right now and I'm wondering if it would be better to A: spam out my cv to a bunch of places to see if i land anything ( volume) OR B: find ones i think i MIGHT have a chance of getting and change my cover letter and cv accordingly to what the people want in the job ( spend more time on less jobs but have more quality)

what do you guys think?
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Old 08-04-2016, 06:06 AM   #4775
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Re: The question of the day thread

That's a great question, Luke. I have no exp. so I can't help, but keenly interested in the answers you get.
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