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Old 07-18-2017, 10:46 AM   #6501
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Re: The question of the day thread

Pee in someone's drawer

Upper deck every toilet in the building

Spend today printing and cutting out little Nick Cages and hide them throughout the building so they'll be finding them for years to come

Get all up in BILF' s business

Show up drunk on day 13

Show up drunk tomorrow

Come tomorrow with exactly 12 pieces of clothing on...wear same outfit -1 piece every day until you eventually get to quit in your underwear
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:57 AM   #6502
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Pee in someone's drawer - Please advise, I will do this
Upper deck every toilet in the building - They have those plastic mechanism covers so no room
Nick Cage prank - Please advise, going to do this
BILF - Zero attractive people in management, literally none
Show up drunk - Relapsing is not an option
Show up drunk - Relapsing is maybe an option on second thought
Come tomorrow with exactly 12 pieces of clothing on - I'll come with any number of clothings tbh
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:57 AM   #6503
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Disappointed that Kristy didn't recommend downloading a horse pron virus.
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:03 AM   #6504
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Disappointed that Kristy didn't recommend downloading a horse pron virus.
HORSES ARE A MAJESTIC AND SEXUAL ANIMAL.

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST USING THEM FOR EVIL.
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:09 AM   #6505
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QOTD:

What should I do at my job before I quit in 13 punchin-outs?
You should throw a small farewell reception.
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:16 AM   #6506
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HORSES ARE A MAJESTIC AND SEXUAL ANIMAL.

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST USING THEM FOR EVIL.
it's not evil, it's for the greater good.
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:55 AM   #6507
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Well, I'm glad to know you're on team horse. Maybe we'll be besties instead of frenemies some day.
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Old 07-18-2017, 12:02 PM   #6508
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and talk about horses over afternoon tea.

That's the dream.
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Old 07-18-2017, 12:05 PM   #6509
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And coffee crisp.
I miss those.
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:07 PM   #6510
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I was an engineer for many years. I never designed my gf a bridge though.
You can design a bridge for my future renovations. I would like a single pylon cable-stayed structure in weathering steel. TIA!




Seriously, there's like a 25% chance I'm putting in a bridge.
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:13 PM   #6511
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You can design a bridge for my future renovations. I would like a single pylon cable-stayed structure in weathering steel. TIA!




Seriously, there's like a 25% chance I'm putting in a bridge.
Just use a couple of 2 by 4s.

She'll be right.
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:23 PM   #6512
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You know my favourite thing in the world right now?

Several of my neighbours can see me right now...
To them
I'm sitting, with excellent posture, on my carefully flower covered deck, listening to saint-saens, the carnival of the animals (sp?) studying intensely, wearing a knee length skirt, conservative pink sweater

...and in reality I'm thinking about horsepron and coffee crisp.
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:10 PM   #6513
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:19 PM   #6514
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Do like Scarface:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqeXSYc8nE
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:32 PM   #6515
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You know my favourite thing in the world right now?

Several of my neighbours can see me right now...
To them
I'm sitting, with excellent posture, on my carefully flower covered deck, listening to saint-saens, the carnival of the animals (sp?) studying intensely, wearing a knee length skirt, conservative pink sweater

...and in reality I'm thinking about horsepron and coffee crisp.
My hero.
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:33 PM   #6516
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If loving this is wrong...

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Old 07-18-2017, 03:54 PM   #6517
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...then you don't wanna be wright.




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Old 07-18-2017, 04:15 PM   #6518
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It has begun.
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Old 07-18-2017, 04:36 PM   #6519
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lol
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Old 07-18-2017, 05:11 PM   #6520
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YASSSS.
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Old 07-19-2017, 08:34 AM   #6521
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Re: The question of the day thread

i am excite for the cageing.

some other non-lethal **** you's before you go:
tar and feather someones car (you can just use sugar water for tar if you dont hate them)
before you return your key, wrap a couple thousand rubber bands around it
cover all toilet seats with clear plastic wrap
paint over every other parking stripe in the lot

but seriously the farther you take the cageing the better it gets
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Old 07-19-2017, 09:47 AM   #6522
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I think you should be signing the cages

"Stay in school, kid
Love,
(AF)"

Or add the occasional movie quote or terrible life advice
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Old 07-19-2017, 09:50 AM   #6523
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i am excite for the cageing.

some other non-lethal **** you's before you go:
tar and feather someones car (you can just use sugar water for tar if you dont hate them)
before you return your key, wrap a couple thousand rubber bands around it
cover all toilet seats with clear plastic wrap
paint over every other parking stripe in the lot

but seriously the farther you take the cageing the better it gets
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I think you should be signing the cages

"Stay in school, kid
Love,
(AF)"

Or add the occasional movie quote or terrible life advice
Movie quotes, terrible life advice noted.

tbh, I will post pictures of my Cageing. There will be at least 20 more locations and they're mostly innocuous but putting them over the faces on the work truck/etc is obviously GTO
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Old 07-19-2017, 11:08 AM   #6524
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Re: The question of the day thread

i mean this can get good on so many levels.

Terrible life advice:
Always eat Mexican food before a first date
People really don't mind if you take a phone call during a movie
Little kids love to get candy from you, especially if you do not know them
Using your blinkers is like bragging, nobody appreciates is when you do it


I just keep thinking of an epic stack of cageing like those little russian nesting dolls.
On that note:
print a picture of cage on the back of a reem of paper and put it in the hopper so it prints on the back of every page
cage screen takeover virus obv
once people get upset about the paper thing, collect them all back and then throw it down the stairwell (really hoping for a trendy office with one in the middle of a room)
Once the whole thing is over and the hippies are pissed for wasting so much paper, do it again but just have a 1'x1'' pic on the back
find a door that opens inward with something you dont like on the other side, fill a vessel with aids and lean it against the door, knock on door, profit (since we are in this category the aids needs to be some kind of cage)

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Old 07-19-2017, 11:11 AM   #6525
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Terrible life advice is a definite.

Not only terrible life advice but the printing it on a stack of paper on the back is genius, I'm dying.
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