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Old 08-21-2016, 10:38 PM   #4901
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What type of "things"?
Windows, hats... you know, anywhere the radio waves can get in.
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Old 08-21-2016, 10:53 PM   #4902
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What type of "things"?
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Old 08-21-2016, 11:19 PM   #4903
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you have to give yourself things to be proud of.

You can start as small as clean you room and make your bed every day when you get up. Sounds dumb but conning home to a clean room with a made bed provides consistency and a sense of discipline.

You dont want to hear it because it's the truth, get a ****ing job, i have never understood the notion of "I am looking for a job". Even if it's flipping burgers or landscaping, just get a job and look for a better one while you are still working.

Cut out the video games, use your free time to improve yourself and give back to others. Volunteer at least once a week, gym every day (4 days is good start), read a book instead of playing games, go outside instead of sit in front of a computer screen.

idk if you smoke pot or drink frequently but cut that out.

I have struggled with depression my whole life and these are some of the things that have helped me.

Sit down and write a list of goals you want to achieve. Then think how long it will realistically take you to achieve them. They don't have to be as big as "have a career". Then break them down into what you are going to do every month to work towards them. Review your progress to keep yourself honest, but progress towards each goal is now right in front of your face.

thanks man... I'll have a look if there are some jobs going today, but I'm not sure. no one is hiring like they used it.

I don't drink that much and i have given up the weed now
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Old 08-21-2016, 11:21 PM   #4904
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Old 08-22-2016, 01:22 AM   #4905
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When you wrap things in aluminum foil do you do shiny side in or shiny side out?
Shiny side out, the reflection from my hat blinds my prey temporarily.
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Old 08-22-2016, 03:47 AM   #4906
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please change your ut to meme lord.
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Old 08-22-2016, 04:15 AM   #4907
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Windows, hats... you know, anywhere the radio waves can get in.
Yeah, I'd go shiny side out.
Aliens hate that.
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Old 08-25-2016, 05:49 PM   #4908
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Re: The question of the day thread

How often does it occur to you that every couple you know bangs?

Most of the time you all seem like asexual lifemates, and then every once in awhile it occurs to me that A puts D in B. And I'm either shocked or intrigued depending on how ugly or hot you and your partner are.
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:06 PM   #4909
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Re: The question of the day thread

If I haven't had sex for a while I assume everyone is doing it if I'm not in the room.
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Old 08-25-2016, 10:05 PM   #4910
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How often does it occur to you that every couple you know bangs?

Most of the time you all seem like asexual lifemates, and then every once in awhile it occurs to me that A puts D in B. And I'm either shocked or intrigued depending on how ugly or hot you and your partner are.
not often at all, but when i do, this is almost universally how i imagine it:
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Old 08-25-2016, 10:38 PM   #4911
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Re: The question of the day thread

I still find it impossible to believe my parents ever had sex.
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Old 08-26-2016, 05:54 PM   #4912
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A puts the D in the B.
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Old 08-26-2016, 06:51 PM   #4913
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I still find it impossible to believe my parents ever had sex.
I am pretty sure my Grandmother was 3 for 3.
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Old 08-27-2016, 07:44 PM   #4914
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I still find it impossible to believe my parents ever had sex.
I caught my parents having sex when i was quite young and i have to say that one image taught me 2 things.

1- that image taught me all about the birds and the bees.

2- you cannot unsee anything that you have seen, no matter how many times you try and scrub that image off the walls of your brain.

With number 2 in mind i plan to show my son when he turns 14 a you tube video showing a woman giving birth with the camera at the business end of proceedings. That should take care of any thought he may have in regards to spanking the monkey.
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Old 08-27-2016, 07:52 PM   #4915
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Re: The question of the day thread

I went out and bought a new washing machine the other day and came across something i have never seen before. I have always seen top loaders with a centre agitator but there are now top loaders which do not have centre agitators at all. These new white warriors work on the theory of more holes in the tube enabling better rinsing of your clothes and is more gentle on your clothes.

So the question remains, when it comes to top loader washing machines, are you a centre agitator supporter or a non centre agitator supporter?
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Old 08-27-2016, 08:21 PM   #4916
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Laundry is a woman's job.

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Old 08-27-2016, 08:53 PM   #4917
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I went out and bought a new washing machine the other day and came across something i have never seen before. I have always seen top loaders with a centre agitator but there are now top loaders which do not have centre agitators at all. These new white warriors work on the theory of more holes in the tube enabling better rinsing of your clothes and is more gentle on your clothes.

So the question remains, when it comes to top loader washing machines, are you a centre agitator supporter or a non centre agitator supporter?
Non-Centre agitator ftw. Way easier to unload.

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Old 08-27-2016, 08:57 PM   #4918
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I agree.






Jobs you get paid for.
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Old 08-27-2016, 09:04 PM   #4919
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I paid your Mom for a job.





With a $5 bill.







I got change back.
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Old 08-27-2016, 09:05 PM   #4920
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Long story short, you need a new toothbrush.
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Old 08-27-2016, 09:14 PM   #4921
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Re: The question of the day thread

Another question - Would you ever use your partners toothbrush?

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Old 08-27-2016, 09:39 PM   #4922
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Old 08-27-2016, 10:17 PM   #4923
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There are circumstances under which I might.

Like, you're camping and it would take more than an hour or two to get to civilization and buy a new one.
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Old 08-28-2016, 03:52 PM   #4924
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I use my partner's toothbrush. Not for brushing my teeth ldo.
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Old 08-28-2016, 04:26 PM   #4925
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i imagine 2 cops on stakeout in a car all night. one of them leaves to get coffee and comes back to see the other using his toothbrush
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