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Old 05-24-2014, 06:04 PM   #2551
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Haven't you read Genesis?
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Old 05-24-2014, 07:29 PM   #2552
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QOTD: Where does pocket lint come from?
I think the Koreans make it.
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:45 PM   #2553
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Old 05-25-2014, 03:17 AM   #2554
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Re: The question of the day thread

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QOTD: Where does pocket lint come from?
$pikeWiki:

>pocket lint is typically a subset of dryer lint, found in small quantities in any electric/gas clothes dryer, and in massive quantities in Laundromats.
>also naturally occurs in clothes pockets, and it usually means it's time 4 u to change your clothes, u filthy f***ing slob.
>contrary to popular belief, only 2.4% of the world's pocket lint is made in Korea, and nearly all of that is used for filler in less expensive brands of kimchee.

Helpful hint-> are u homeless, living in a hobo camp, and can't get that goddamn stolen pallet lit? NO PROB!!!
Go to your nearest laundromat and gather up gobs of dryer lint. Excellent fire kindling [but it smells a bit when it burnz].
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:17 AM   #2555
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Re: The question of the day thread

pocket lint gnomes
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:41 AM   #2556
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Only 2.4%?
Color me surprised.
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Old 05-25-2014, 10:11 AM   #2557
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:39 PM   #2558
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How do flies find poo?
Can they smell it or do they have special, fecal vision or something?
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:41 PM   #2559
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How do flies find poo?
Can they smell it or do they have special, fecal vision or something?
Kung poo
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:46 PM   #2560
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Kung poo
I'm serious, man...one of these days
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:51 PM   #2561
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I'm serious, man...one of these days
Right in the kisser?
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Old 05-25-2014, 08:06 PM   #2562
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Old 05-26-2014, 02:21 AM   #2563
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Would or wouldn't?

(Wood or woodent?)
Oh sorry.

As in Manhattan is the only place to live.

Would not want to live anywhere else in the US.
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Old 05-26-2014, 03:49 AM   #2564
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Re: The question of the day thread

I would move to somewhere colder.
Wouldnt move to somewhere hotter.
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Old 05-26-2014, 08:05 AM   #2565
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Re: The question of the day thread

Flies come from poo. This is scientific fact, and has been well established by learned men dating back to at least the middle ages.

poo -> maggots -> flies -> pterodactyls

It's the circle of life.
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Old 05-26-2014, 08:27 AM   #2566
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****ing pterodactyls, man.
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Old 05-26-2014, 10:45 AM   #2567
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Oh sorry.

As in Manhattan is the only place NOT to live.

Would want to live anywhere else in the US.
Edit so statement is now true.

Even better edit: As in anywhere in NY is the only place not to live.
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Old 05-26-2014, 01:33 PM   #2568
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Edit so statement is now true.

Even better edit: As in anywhere in NY is the only place not to live.
What's wrong with New York?

In the end, it's about the people. I miss being surround by smart, motivated people who really give a f'ck about life instead of wasting it away.

This is why despite 3 years in sunny OC, I'm moving back.
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Old 05-28-2014, 11:17 AM   #2569
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Re: The question of the day thread

Have you ever masturbated?
Honestly.
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Old 05-28-2014, 11:57 AM   #2570
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Re: The question of the day thread

In the last 10 minutes?
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Old 05-28-2014, 11:58 AM   #2571
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Have you ever masturbated?
Honestly.
LMAO!!!! Why would you want a question of the day where everyones answer is YES?
Also, are you 13yrs old?
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Old 05-28-2014, 12:08 PM   #2572
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Have you ever masturbated?
Honestly.
Everyone

Male and female

Their answers are yes.

Better QOTD:
On average, how often do you masturbate?
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Old 05-28-2014, 01:28 PM   #2573
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Have you ever masturbated?
Honestly.
No...I don't even touch it to pee...
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Old 05-28-2014, 02:14 PM   #2574
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Everyone

Male and female

Their answers are yes.

Better QOTD:
On average, how often do you masturbate?
on average I need to purge myself of toxins twice a day. The frequency in which I purge myself depends on the frequency of female assistance.

So if I have a gf average of once a day, when single twice a day.
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Old 05-29-2014, 12:28 AM   #2575
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Re: The question of the day thread

Started to once, but
IT
JUST
SEEMED
WRONG
so I stopped.







Well, I stopped that one time
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