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Old 04-08-2014, 04:05 PM   #2301
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Re: The question of the day thread

lol manscaping
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:51 PM   #2302
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Back in my day, this kind of talk woulda gotten you labeled as a bunch of queers.
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Old 04-08-2014, 05:58 PM   #2303
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Gold smelting accident?
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Bald old man?
penis hair is weird and you should feel weird, testicle hair is normal tho
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Old 04-08-2014, 06:44 PM   #2304
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Re: The question of the day thread

Thanks for information Mr. mmmKay .
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Old 04-08-2014, 07:49 PM   #2305
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Back in my day, this kind of talk woulda gotten you labeled as a bunch of queers.
Is that like

"Had giant cell phones"?

Or like

"Black people can't vote"

Or like

"Zomg, the civil war broke out"
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:04 PM   #2306
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Mr.mmmKay jr doesn't even hair
don't worry, you'll hit puberty soon
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:07 PM   #2307
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:21 PM   #2308
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Re: The question of the day thread

I shave the left ball daily. The right, never. I do the same with my face, but the opposite way round. Right side daily shave, left side never shaved. Same with my head, but again i flip-reverse it.
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Old 04-09-2014, 02:18 PM   #2309
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I thought we already had this conversation about a month ago... And manscape ftw.
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:33 AM   #2310
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Re: The question of the day thread

What do you prefer to see when you take a girls pants off:
1 - Fully shaved
2 - Brazilian wax
3 - 80's porn bush
4 - Trimmed into design (landing strip, V, etc.)
5 - Trimmed No design
6 - Bastard

Bonus question - will you still go down on her if you have to part the sea that is her bush
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:35 AM   #2311
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Old 04-10-2014, 01:11 PM   #2312
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Old 04-10-2014, 01:12 PM   #2313
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I'd like to see some sexy panties, no penis, then I close my eyes and hold my breath
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Old 04-10-2014, 01:14 PM   #2314
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Any of the above, except 3.
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Old 04-10-2014, 01:21 PM   #2315
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Didn't I ask this a couple weeks ago?
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Old 04-10-2014, 02:41 PM   #2316
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Re: The question of the day thread

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lol manscaping
When you've reached that age... when your pubes are grey... it's time 4 a helluva lot more than Cialis.
[At that point, u should also be wondering why you're still draggin' those f***in' horsies all over bumf*** Montana...]

Also.. note that pouring expensive ass bottled water into your radiator DOES NOT make u a pimp.
Unless u r Hunter S. Thompson, why are u driving around in the desert anywayz?
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Old 04-10-2014, 03:25 PM   #2317
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Didn't I ask this a couple weeks ago?
quite possible, I don't remember what I had for breakfast
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Old 04-10-2014, 03:46 PM   #2318
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Didn't I ask this a couple weeks ago?
Yeah, but everyone was afraid to answer just in case the pants removal wasn't consensual.
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Old 04-10-2014, 04:31 PM   #2319
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Re: The question of the day thread

any of the above except #6
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Old 04-10-2014, 08:03 PM   #2320
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Re: The question of the day thread

7 - Vajazzling obviously
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Old 04-10-2014, 10:07 PM   #2321
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm shy, maybe a wall of fluff would be psychologically comforting?.
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Old 04-11-2014, 03:40 AM   #2322
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Re: The question of the day thread

Last time you got a blowjob?

Paying for it doesn't count...
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Old 04-11-2014, 04:16 AM   #2323
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Maybe 3 months ago? Can't quite remember....
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:10 AM   #2324
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Last time you got a blowjob?

Paying for it doesn't count... why not?
Hell, I started a thread about it, iirc...
[actually got one a couple months after that, too. Same LiLi.
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Old 04-11-2014, 08:28 AM   #2325
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Last time you got a blowjob?

Paying for it doesn't count...
What's that?
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