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Old 06-07-2014, 07:32 AM   #2651
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Wrong again. Over 50 and have been married to the same woman for 29 years. It is AWESOME.
Married longer than most 4lifers have been alive.
Good on ya, mate.
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Old 06-07-2014, 12:18 PM   #2652
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Kissing a 9 year old is kinda creepy imo.
Says the guy with a Chuck Berry avatar.
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Old 06-07-2014, 04:39 PM   #2653
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Old 06-07-2014, 08:01 PM   #2654
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Says the guy with a Chuck Berry avatar.
I think Chuck Berry is black
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Old 06-08-2014, 07:25 AM   #2655
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Re: The question of the day thread

I've only ever seen him in black and white. I think they prefer the term "greys" or "non-coloured people".
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Old 06-08-2014, 10:08 AM   #2656
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Greys are aliens
Do you even?
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Old 06-08-2014, 10:25 AM   #2657
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No, those are Grays. Do you even?
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Old 06-08-2014, 10:41 AM   #2658
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stop being Alienist
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Old 06-08-2014, 11:12 AM   #2659
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Married longer than most 4lifers have been alive.
Good on ya, mate.
otoh...
Dating @ 55+? NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Even if I DID have a car, I dunno if I'd bother.
[Both exes have passed on. At least I'll never get stalked.]

Let's just say I fap less often than u youngsters.
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Old 06-08-2014, 11:15 AM   #2660
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Gays are aliens
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Old 06-08-2014, 08:53 PM   #2661
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Wrong again. Over 50 and have been married to the same woman for 29 years. It is AWESOME.
She's not Anna Kendrick, though.
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Old 06-10-2014, 07:12 AM   #2662
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What give you the instant wim-wams?

For me, it's ticks (the bloodsucking bugs).

So gross.

(shivering)
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Old 06-10-2014, 10:26 AM   #2663
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hate snakes and I'm from Australia and have seen a million of them.
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Old 06-10-2014, 10:40 AM   #2664
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Mice and rats. Can't stand them. I cross the street if I see one. I had incredible fear for days when a past roommate said he saw one in our home. It's not as bad as it used to be before I lived in DC. That helped to desensitize me, but only a little bit.

Apart from the fear itself, it bothers me because it's rather irrational. Although I read something recently that says our seemingly unwarranted fears may be the result of bad experiences that ancestors went through. This would be comforting if it didn't make me imagine my great-great grandma being mauled by rats. ****ing hate em.
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Old 06-10-2014, 10:43 AM   #2665
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Willard?
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Old 06-10-2014, 11:05 AM   #2666
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Butchers. Seriously.
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Old 06-10-2014, 12:45 PM   #2667
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Re: The question of the day thread

Heads separated from the body.
Ran over people or animals.
The centinels from X-Men.
The Chainsaw Man and the Iron maiden from resident evil 4.
Goatse.
Lemon Party.
Picturing your love interest having sex with other men.
Insignificance of life and inevitability of death.
The word "Wim-wam"
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Old 06-10-2014, 05:13 PM   #2668
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Re: The question of the day thread

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What give you the instant wim-wams?
For me, it's ticks (the bloodsucking bugs).
So gross.
(shivering)
True story:
When I was homeless, I was clearing a sapling outta my camp.
A rather large tick decided to jump a branch and latch onto my neck. It felt like a f***ing vampire attack. Pulled his ass offa me n squished him.
No lyme disease obv., I'm still here.

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I said wim-wams, dammit
Pacific rattlers in high weeds[Prairie grass's moar vicious cousin from cali]

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Old 06-10-2014, 05:38 PM   #2669
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Willard?
NAH, not if he was from DC. Likely that big tho.
My 1st winter in Scranton, I was hauling newspapers, we got our loads in this old building downtown [old as in pre-civil-war old, 1840, brick and steel, the girders a bit rusted and tweeked]
Anyway, it's where i saw my 1st New Yahkah rat. Bout 3-4 kilos, baring its teeth, hiding under the conveyor rollers. It looked like it was high on crack.
[I was told l8r that most of em do look that way.]
They make Cali or Texas rats look like dwarf babbies [altho west coast rats are just as intelligent]
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Old 06-10-2014, 05:50 PM   #2670
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Stinky vagina
Now thats gross
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Old 06-10-2014, 07:53 PM   #2671
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put up with the stink
to slip it in the pink
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Old 06-10-2014, 09:31 PM   #2672
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Old 06-11-2014, 06:02 AM   #2673
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Spiders
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Old 06-11-2014, 08:08 AM   #2674
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ughhhhhooooohhhhgross

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Old 06-11-2014, 04:16 PM   #2675
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look at that greedy little ****er sholder deep in someones flesh.

ugghh
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