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Old 03-14-2014, 01:12 AM   #2051
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day $10k
trip $20k

Both were over a 3 night memorial day weekend in vegas. Went home a few $k away from busto.

posted it in degen stories here:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=6094
Where is day 2?
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Old 03-14-2014, 06:58 AM   #2052
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Where is day 2?
Between day one and day three
Next question
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Old 03-14-2014, 11:25 AM   #2053
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:57 PM   #2054
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Where is day 2?
trapped in the bottomless pit of despair that is my mind
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Old 03-14-2014, 03:11 PM   #2055
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trapped in the bottomless pit of despair that is my mind
Damn it!

Was such a good read
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Old 03-15-2014, 09:53 AM   #2056
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Is the connection between perception and reality so dear that we insist orzo pasta tastes like rice?
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Old 03-15-2014, 11:23 AM   #2057
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Re: The question of the day thread

I don't think it tastes like rice, but it has duped me a couple of times.
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Old 03-15-2014, 11:27 AM   #2058
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Rice: how does it work?
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Old 03-15-2014, 11:54 AM   #2059
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Is the connection between perception and reality so dear that we insist orzo pasta tastes like rice?
well, it's 1 of the 2 main components of rice-a-roni...so there's that.

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Long time since I asked 1, so here goes:
When was the last time you rebooted your modem?
[prolly moar applies to us DSL guyz. Yeah, laff. You know how many guyz I met @ Stars who lost their Comcast linky in the middle of a turny?]

I rebooted mine last night [had to, my F5 got disabled!], Siri's bot cousin @ Verizon walked me thru it[cuz I 4got how long 2 power down, it's 20 seconds, now burned in mah brain]

I wouldn't be so nitty, but functional 24/7 internetz get me videos that pay for my bets @ FSB, my DogeCoin faucet, streaming of Kill la Kill, as well as the ability 2 argue w/ u guyz...

NOTE: the other thing w/ DSL? My tapped-off landline has 911 access. Vonage, Skype, etc. DO NOT. [my obamaphone haz 911 tho I thinx...]
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Old 03-15-2014, 02:07 PM   #2060
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Men should not own vibrators also if u have enough hair down there to use shampoo maybe u should think about trimming it up a bit

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Old 03-17-2014, 05:04 AM   #2061
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I'm not putting scissors anywhere near my junk wtf
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Old 03-17-2014, 07:57 AM   #2062
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But, mama
That's where the fun is
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Old 03-17-2014, 12:27 PM   #2063
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I'm not putting scissors anywhere near my junk wtf
WTF?

Do you also shave with scissors?

You know there is this company called Gillette that makes these things called razors right?
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Old 03-17-2014, 02:34 PM   #2064
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what time zone delineates the days for the QOTD?
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Old 03-17-2014, 02:44 PM   #2065
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Old 03-17-2014, 03:00 PM   #2066
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This forum runs on Miller time
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Old 03-17-2014, 03:13 PM   #2067
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:14 PM   #2068
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WTF?

Do you also shave with scissors?

You know there is this company called Gillette that makes these things called razors right?
I can live with the chance of a razor slipping and maybe cutting some of my face but my dick is a no go zone tyvm
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Old 03-17-2014, 05:09 PM   #2069
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I can live with the chance of a razor slipping and maybe cutting some of my face but my dick is a no go zone tyvm
But you shave your neck right?
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Old 03-17-2014, 05:09 PM   #2070
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what time zone delineates the days for the QOTD?
Peanut butter jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

It's peanut butter jelly time
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Old 03-17-2014, 06:28 PM   #2071
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I can live with the chance of a razor slipping and maybe cutting some of my face but my dick is a no go zone tyvm
How hairy is your dick?
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Old 03-17-2014, 07:29 PM   #2072
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Answer without pics, please.
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Old 03-17-2014, 07:58 PM   #2073
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How hairy is your dick?
in between 80's porno bush and the current trend of bald fun parts

assuming thats the area around my johnson cuz the shaft only has hair on the base
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Old 03-17-2014, 09:48 PM   #2074
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Basically, the trend of pubic hair rival grew with the peeve lance of oral sex

No one wants a mouth full of hair when giving oral
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Old 03-17-2014, 09:48 PM   #2075
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in between 80's porno bush and the current trend of bald fun parts

assuming thats the area around my johnson cuz the shaft only has hair on the base
Stop slacking

We want to read day 2 of your degen story
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