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Old 08-19-2015, 08:36 AM   #3801
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Re: The question of the day thread

with others.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:19 AM   #3802
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I seem to be doing it for free.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:37 AM   #3803
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Does it include jerkin the gherkin?
You realize that saying "again", you are implying there has been at least one prior instance of sex...seems unlikely in so many cases.

Sex with others: bout treefiddy
Solosex: priceless
Seems about right
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Old 08-19-2015, 08:37 PM   #3804
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yea need clarification on the jerking off, if thats off the table i dont think i have a number, if i can still rub one out but no sex with others it would be at least a few mil
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Old 08-19-2015, 08:53 PM   #3805
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Pretty sure I would not do that for any money. What do you want to do with all that money if you cant buy any quality hookers?
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:35 PM   #3806
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Pay them to make out while you jerk off on 'em...what is this, amateur hour?
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:54 PM   #3807
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Pay them to make out while you jerk off on 'em...what is this, amateur hour?
That's kinda sad. Almost like the Murican tradition of visiting strip clubs, then going home alone and jerking off. Never really got the point of that.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:59 PM   #3808
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The point is 5 million.

Which is my answer, provided that implements remain kosher. I believe I could carve out a very rewarding life.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:59 PM   #3809
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They should man up and jerk it on stage for the dancers and female clientele, not tugging at home privately. Wateva happened to sharing? Selfish pricks.
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:52 PM   #3810
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you wake up and your house is on fire. you can only grab one thing on your way out to save your life..

WHAT IS THAT THING??
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Old 08-25-2015, 03:13 AM   #3811
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probably my gf, or the playstation.
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Old 08-25-2015, 09:11 AM   #3812
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My wallet ldo. And I keep my keys right next to my wallet so I'm grabbing them too and the heck with your one thing. Then I'm driving to a nice hotel to book a room and wait for that sweet sweet insurance payout.
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Old 08-25-2015, 09:41 AM   #3813
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Re: The question of the day thread

I actually lived this scenario...
The first thing I took outside to safety was my parrot
He woke me up with insane amount of noise. I saw the house on fire, I pulled on my pants (wallet and keys were still in the pockets), grabbed my cell phone and the bird and out the back door.
Went back in twice...this is a really bad idea.
Ended up with my laptop bag full of random crap on the first trip.
Almost didn't get out on the second. Don't think I retrieved anything of substance.
Entire house engulfed in under 10 minutes (from the time I was awakened).
Horrible event.
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:06 AM   #3814
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you wake up and your house is on fire. you can only grab one thing on your way out to save your life..

WHAT IS THAT THING??
My daughter, but I'm guessing you mean material things.

So, presuming she's safe, the blankets from my bed or my robe. GW and I aren't pajama people.

This is assuming that my 3 cats and 1 dog are following me as they always do, and I have no hope of making from the top corner of my house to the basement to get my miniature rabbit. I'd do a naked run for any of them.

With a 1 minute non-running escape I also grab my phone and keys off the nightstand, purse on the way out the door...I have back up supplies in my car.
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:08 AM   #3815
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This thread just convinced me to move my bunny's cage closer to a window so that, in the event of fire, I can break it and haul her out without having to go back in the house.
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:13 AM   #3816
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I actually lived this scenario...
The first thing I took outside to safety was my parrot
He woke me up with insane amount of noise. I saw the house on fire, I pulled on my pants (wallet and keys were still in the pockets), grabbed my cell phone and the bird and out the back door.
Went back in twice...this is a really bad idea.
Ended up with my laptop bag full of random crap on the first trip.
Almost didn't get out on the second. Don't think I retrieved anything of substance.
Entire house engulfed in under 10 minutes (from the time I was awakened).
Horrible event.

Wow, J. How did the fire start? Since you were going back in, I presume everyone got out in good health? What happened next, were your home and its contents completely destroyed?

I'm so sorry you had to go through something like that!
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:05 PM   #3817
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My wallet ldo. And I keep my keys right next to my wallet so I'm grabbing them too and the heck with your one thing. Then I'm driving to a nice hotel to book a room and wait for that sweet sweet insurance payout.
I hope your keys serve you well in the afterlife because you just burned to death
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:44 PM   #3818
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prolly my pants cuz they go right at the foot of my bed an will have:
cigs
lighter
gum
gambol roll
wallet
keys
burts bees
possilby a rubber

would be a tough choice between all of that and my phone though
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Old 08-25-2015, 01:30 PM   #3819
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are you sure it's not in your pants? Everything else is.
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Old 08-25-2015, 02:11 PM   #3820
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yes, at night phone goes under the pillow or on the nightstand.

unless im extremely inebriated, then it could be anywhere
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Old 08-25-2015, 02:28 PM   #3821
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I'd do a naked run
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Old 08-25-2015, 02:41 PM   #3822
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Wow, J. How did the fire start? Since you were going back in, I presume everyone got out in good health? What happened next, were your home and its contents completely destroyed?

I'm so sorry you had to go through something like that!
Everyone got out okay.
Roommate was diddling a married woman. Her husband set the garage on fire and it ignited the rest of the house.
Home was pretty wrecked.
Quite a bit of my stuff survived.
Firemen tossed stuff on my bed (gums, guitars, humidor, etc.) covered it with a sheet of plastic and hosed everything down.
In the room I used as an office/storage the shoved everything in a pile, pulled the plastic over it, then dropped the ceiling and the attic insulation on top, then hosed it down.
I had no idea they did stuff like that!

The guy wrenching epilogue:
I spent the next couple days sorting and taking salvageable items to a self-storage locker. On the second night, while I was at the locker or the diner, someone took about a pickup truck load of stuff from the ruined house. Tools, computer stuff, TV (it was a melted 37" Trinitron, about 400# of scrap), and other stuff I has dug out of the ashes.
Mother****ers!
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Old 08-25-2015, 02:42 PM   #3823
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are you sure it's not in your pants? Everything else is.


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Old 08-25-2015, 03:58 PM   #3824
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Roommate was diddling a married woman. Her husband set the garage on fire and it ignited the rest of the house.

Did he go to jail/get repeatedly punched in the face by you and roommate?

Also, pics of diddled wife?
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:00 AM   #3825
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If I stopped posting in 4L (and 2+2 altogether), would you think it because I moved on, or because I'm dead?
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