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Old 05-03-2014, 11:38 PM   #2451
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Re: The question of the day thread

probably whatever meal my misses puts the arsenic in.
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:39 PM   #2452
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probably whatever meal my misses puts the arsenic in.
Lol...
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Old 05-03-2014, 11:41 PM   #2453
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I think there would be jello
They sever a lot of jello in the geezer hospitals
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Old 05-04-2014, 08:28 AM   #2454
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Old 05-04-2014, 10:14 AM   #2455
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Long Pig on toast.
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Old 05-04-2014, 10:49 AM   #2456
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Oh., Hannibal
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Old 05-04-2014, 11:09 PM   #2457
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Re: The question of the day thread

dry aged bone in ribeye, king crab legs, creamed spinach, twice baked potato
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:30 AM   #2458
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Re: The question of the day thread

This 1's kinda important...

I googled "Touhou Porn/Images".
Holy crap... I found myself in the darker realms of Rule34.
Manga/Anime pix of what were obviously pre-pube girlz.
Got TFO of there real quikly.
Zomfg. I'm truly creeped out now.

Did NOT save any images to my HD, or hardcopy 2 my inkjet printer.
The girlies I have printed out in the past [from LBFM, real grillz] actually LOOK 18 or 19, also mighta dropped a kid already.

This is scarier than busto. I haven't even peed behind a dumpster in over 10 years.
[Look, I was homeless, mmk? Given the option, I usually opt 4 not starting up chit. call me a wuss, but I'm 56 and no felonies.]
And now this.
Wut do, 4L?

PS- no cops haz come 2 visit yet...
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Old 05-05-2014, 03:41 AM   #2459
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Why would you print pictures out...
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:10 AM   #2460
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This 1's kinda important...

I googled "Touhou Porn/Images".
Holy crap... I found myself in the darker realms of Rule34.
Manga/Anime pix of what were obviously pre-pube girlz.
Got TFO of there real quikly.
Zomfg. I'm truly creeped out now.

Did NOT save any images to my HD, or hardcopy 2 my inkjet printer.
The girlies I have printed out in the past [from LBFM, real grillz] actually LOOK 18 or 19, also mighta dropped a kid already.

This is scarier than busto. I haven't even peed behind a dumpster in over 10 years.
[Look, I was homeless, mmk? Given the option, I usually opt 4 not starting up chit. call me a wuss, but I'm 56 and no felonies.]
And now this.
Wut do, 4L?

PS- no cops haz come 2 visit yet...

burn everything
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:31 AM   #2461
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No, nuke everything
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Old 05-05-2014, 06:36 AM   #2462
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Just stop looking up child porn and you'll be fine...
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Old 05-05-2014, 07:15 AM   #2463
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When the authorities arrive, tell them you were misled. Some hipster told you the site was a resource for creating 3D printers on the cheap.
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:23 AM   #2464
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No, nuke everything
might piss off the landlord tho.
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:32 AM   #2465
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just don't google that ****
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Old 05-05-2014, 10:49 AM   #2466
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When the authorities arrive, tell them you were misled. Some 2+2er told you the site was a resource for creating 3D printers on the cheap.
this should work.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:57 PM   #2467
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What brand of steak sauce is in your fridge?
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:01 PM   #2468
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None, a good steak doesn't need steak sauce.
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:04 PM   #2469
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None, a good steak doesn't need steak sauce.
Agreed.
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:26 PM   #2470
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Pineapple and egg.
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:33 PM   #2471
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Why pay the money for a steak if you are going to ruin it with sauce?
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:37 PM   #2472
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Why pay the money for a steak if you are going to ruin it with sauce?
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Old 05-06-2014, 11:22 PM   #2473
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Agreed.
Agreed
But sometimes, you put it on burgers, or eggs
Lea and Perrin's or A1
We keep Heinz 57, too, cuz wifey likes it.
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Old 05-06-2014, 11:59 PM   #2474
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None, a good steak doesn't need steak sauce.
The entire concept of good steaks are lost on local supermarkets here.
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Old 05-07-2014, 12:32 AM   #2475
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Re: The question of the day thread

I like 57 sauce. I also think that a very high % of people that complain about others ruining their own food are *******s.
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