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BEAT: Lost everything playing poker, have become human guinea pig for drug company to play more BEAT: Lost everything playing poker, have become human guinea pig for drug company to play more

02-10-2011 , 11:42 PM
Floodgates were recently opened, lost count within first 24 hours

Last edited by Never Was Been; 02-10-2011 at 11:44 PM. Reason: +1 since this post
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02-10-2011 , 11:53 PM
hahaaaa i LOL'ed
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02-11-2011 , 01:15 AM
Tried to type "LOL Donkaments" at these chumps, chat privileges are still revoked. All I did was express my eagerness to devour some cyber vag, what gives? WestSideVB you still chat banned too?
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02-11-2011 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Never Was Been
Day 26. Was awakened this morning by head Nurse Ratched who felt it necessary to impose her authority and dictate how strongly I must obey her orders to stay away from the bike - a totally unnecessary exercise considering that the door to the room is now locked at all times. I gave her the full extent of my morning death breath and refused to accomodate the submissive reaction that she so hungered for, assembling the mental necessities to express to her that we need not fear her as her underlings do - quite the opposite. That it was infact somewhat prudent to facilitate the dormant frustration that exists in each of us that are imprisoned here. What would happen if a dog was left indoors for long perods of time? It would become bored, frustrated, restless. It would destroy things. It would do what came naturally. And we, under these circumstances, are not unlike that dog. Take away our daily walk and you might find your precious quarters demolished. But of course such matters of reasonable pennitence would immediately engage the powerful desire in this woman to refuse a request of a male, and thus were pointless. The events to follow will surely unravel with a destiny misguided by this foolish soul hellbent on fascist rule that could not see that an emperor's mortality is shaped largely by the treachery it provokes.

Oops, someone's had too many experimental drugs this morning. La la la la la la la la.
Better be careful before you end up like McMurphy....

Last edited by twocents; 02-11-2011 at 01:20 AM. Reason: typo
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02-11-2011 , 01:25 AM
Need to watch that movie again, but I'm almost afraid to while in here in case it causes us to riot haha. Wonder if anyone has a copy on their hard drive...
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02-11-2011 , 01:39 AM
To brokenstar: My pokerstars chat is currently banned Hope you don't think I'm ignoring you!
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02-11-2011 , 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Never Was Been
To brokenstar: My pokerstars chat is currently banned Hope you don't think I'm ignoring you!
Haha! I saw the name and thought, where the f do I know that from? Currently in the process of getting my chat banned myself! GL to you!
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02-11-2011 , 01:51 AM
According to the email I got my chat ban will last 24 hours, but I sent them an email asking them to reconsider.
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02-11-2011 , 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by thnksfrplyin
Haha! I saw the name and thought, where the f do I know that from? Currently in the process of getting my chat banned myself! GL to you!
Haha, awesome man, ty
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02-11-2011 , 03:13 AM
reedy22 [observer]: hey nwb,goodluck man and congrats on the win the other day.Im guessing by the thread that your chat`s still banned?!That sucks if it is still but anyway dude take this downnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
reedy22 [observer]: oh yeah and youve inspired me to try omaha,can`t be worse at it then i am at holdem lol
Dealer: J . Be Good has a pair of Sevens
Dealer: NeverWasBeen has a straight, Four to Eight
Dealer: Game #57470534992: NeverWasBeen wins pot (22,039) with a straight, Four to Eight
reedy22 [observer]: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Awesome times Cheers reedy22 for the rail. In that last hand I flopped a 9 just liek villian except had a flush redraw, he filled up on the turn but I never did unfortunately. Still lost the minimum I think. Keep up the rail!
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02-11-2011 , 03:15 AM
Hey never good luck on this one, take it down, best thread in BBV hands down
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02-11-2011 , 03:32 AM
That bigstack is uber aggressive, having to stay low key. Be awesome to get heads up with im though...
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02-11-2011 , 03:58 AM
Talk about being in a tough spot.... I'm getting dealt absolute junk as well. Trying my best to play this right... I don't ever remember being in a tougher spot, gonna need my one time.... Awesome rail support guys!

Last edited by Never Was Been; 02-11-2011 at 03:58 AM. Reason: Wish I could chat!!!!
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02-11-2011 , 05:14 AM
Just wrote a big post and it got deleted grrrr I hate that.

Wow that was so much fun, been a while since I've played a 15-minute level MTT. This was a small one, $5.50 buy in, only 20 players, but with rebuys/add ons the prize pool reached $370. Started out kinda poor but held on and just continuously asked myself "is that really the right move?". As time goes on I find I'm making fewer and fewer mistakes, and I hope that continues.

The top 4 was agony. Have not been in a spot that tough in as long as I can remember - The chipleader was dominating. Right on the bubble, my 30k stack got hammered all the way to 4k. Dealt cold cards for long stretches, felt helpless to do anything except fold, fold, fold. Had the 5 minute break to gather myself and try to form a way to stop this guy from annihilating me from the money. When we came back I played back at him, taking advantage of the other players timidness and worked my stack back up to 2nd place. Mustering every ounce of patience and without sacrificing every blind, I outlasted the other two and sailed into 2nd. We went toe to toe right away, and I managed to hold strong, but unfortunately his stack advantage was too much and I was unable to overcome it. I am happy with how I played and considering the sh*t spot I was in on the bubble, am happy with 2nd prize ($111).

Once again you guys have blown me away with your rail support, can't tell you how much it gives me a rush. I hate that I couldn't chat back with you guys, could have been a lot of fun. Hope you had fun!

Last edited by Never Was Been; 02-11-2011 at 05:20 AM. Reason: To my two best railers - check your stars cashier :)
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02-11-2011 , 05:22 AM
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Never Was Been

I'm ready to impregnate a watermelon.

lol'd






Anyway i really respect\take comfort in the fact that you're grinding MTT's within your roll, plus it makes it that much more interesting for us - wouldn't it be nice to come out of the 42 day trial with the 8k AND money you made while grinding in there? sickkkkness

btw - i'm trying to catch u on stars to rail ur games but i can't figure out when u play, i know ur in AUstrailia, i'm in canada but i'm up werid hours, can u let me know what timezone ur on and wen u usually play? i'm pretty sure that's within the boundries of ur trial rules

EDIT-nvm just found you, i'm Wortzel on the rail!

EDIT- FRICK, i don't have any money to chat! lol
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02-11-2011 , 05:29 AM
tell the dragon nurse you had a fab dream of rubbing one out between her flabby norks
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02-11-2011 , 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravageur
Tough beat from the sounds of it.

On a better note, I am not worried about OP in the slightest, even if he does sometimes sway from his BRM rules. You seem to have your **** together more than most people I meet, and have an open mind to boot. I wouldn't put too much pressure on yourself to achieve poker 'success' as it's a tough grind and there are better ways to spend your time, but best of luck ofc.
Thanks a lot man, I appreciate that. My mind is so open that a lot of bugs and sh*t get inside, might explain a few things... But seriously your last sentence really made me think. I'm still figuring out how poker fits in with everything. I'm somewhere in the middle now, gotta see how things go. It is a tough grind, especially when you get so emotionally affected by the results like I do. The highs are incredible but the lows are miserable. When I can control how far down the hole I let myself go, that's when poker will cease to be a danger and start becoming what I want it to be.

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Originally Posted by Natastic
Just dropping in to wish you luck, NWB! Great read, and good luck making more deep MTT runs. Don't degen away the 8k when its all over, and best wishes for your future!
Thanks a bunch man!

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Originally Posted by twocents
soooo soooooo sooooooo sick!!! Hope ur keeping your sanity man!!
Thanks man, day by day haha. Just gotta survive being slaughtered in my sleep by Bed 1 and I should be right :P
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02-11-2011 , 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Senotonom205
Hey never good luck on this one, take it down, best thread in BBV hands down
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02-11-2011 , 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by gobbomom
only read to post 240 so far, but I have to say GL OP, this is fascinating.
Sometimes I miss posts ITT, I saw this one and realized I'd forgot to say ty

PS Are you really Gobbo's mom?
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02-11-2011 , 05:58 AM
PS My chat on Stars has been banned for 24 hours for anyone who thinks I'm ignoring them! Should be back within 6 hours
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02-11-2011 , 06:18 AM
Sucks that your chat is still banned, but I'm on your rail for sure Ben. Gonna ship this one, I feel it.
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02-11-2011 , 06:44 AM
woot woot!!!
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02-11-2011 , 06:45 AM
Haha you guys must be bringing me luck!! If any of you know how to convert hands feel free to post in here (I don't know how to do that yet)
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02-11-2011 , 06:48 AM
Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

youpie12345 (UTG): t12246 40.82 BBs
NeverWasBeen (UTG+1): t13576 45.25 BBs
luckbox19732 (UTG+2): t5927 19.76 BBs
Viktrch (MP1): t5340 17.80 BBs
TheVoice.fr (MP2): t14319 47.73 BBs
#Dennis9010 (CO): t9415 31.38 BBs
basil04 (BTN): t4220 14.07 BBs
andrey974800 (SB): t5898 19.66 BBs
Nestor (BB): t1683 5.61 BBs

Pre Flop: (t450)
1 fold, NeverWasBeen calls t300, 5 folds, andrey974800 raises to t600, Nestor calls t300, NeverWasBeen calls t300

Flop: (t1800) 6 J T (3 players)
andrey974800 checks, Nestor checks, NeverWasBeen bets t1200, andrey974800 calls t1200, Nestor calls t1083 all in

Turn: (t5283) 5 (3 players - 1 is all in)
andrey974800 bets t4098 all in, NeverWasBeen calls t4098

River: (t13479) A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t13479
NeverWasBeen shows Q A 2 K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
andrey974800 shows 7 4 J 7 (a pair of Jacks)
Nestor shows 4 9 3 8 (high card Ace)
NeverWasBeen wins t8430
NeverWasBeen wins t5049
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02-11-2011 , 06:49 AM
^^^

Ben plo ownage
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