My face when I send the center where OP is staying an email with a link to this thread on the last day and OP gets discharged with no money

If you'd asked me 27 days ago, 1. Now, 73.

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Awww Devin, do you really hate my thread that much?

Enjoying this thread a lot.

Don't spend two grand on a bike OP. I ride a heap and worked as a pushbike courier for years, you can put together a great bike for $700-$900.

GL at the tables, and listen to the advice from guys like grindcore.

While you're fappin to the hot GILF (like MILF but with a G from grandma) I'm fappin to what that guy said about the Philippines. Here is a cool link with some pics from one of their 7107 islands

Seriously considering moving there in a few months, if all goes well with poker. Wanna join me?

Anyone feel like they're running cold? Think no-one out there could possibly feel your pain? These are the hands I was just dealt at my MTT. Assume all are either rainbow or with or xxxy, like zzzz etc.

1: 3954
2: 5KQ2
3: 4252
4: 9886 (ooh wow I might be able to play these... oops, no, there's another preflop 3bet)
5: 3945
6: 236T
7: 2976
8: 348J
9: 38A2
10: 8J28
11: 4QTK (ooh wow I might be able to play these... oops, no, there's a 4bet and two all ins)
12: TQ95 ***see above***
13: KT6Q (Yay! Won a few blinds!)
14: JAK5 (Miss completely)
15: 954T (Check check check, manage to make a flush on river, win maneys)
16: QKT2 (Yay! Win a blind!)
17: 9837
18: AA59 (I call utg and for ONCE the donks just limp... see the flop 9 handed, ##@%@&)
19: 2366
20: 7TA8
21: T856
22: A7T7
23: 4TA6
24: 5473
25: A3AJ (Yay! Get to lose some more money)
26: 6T22
27: Q99T (miss, rag hands 1, 2 & 3 don't)
28: A (Yay!) 26Q ;-(
29: 863J
30: J3T5
31: 345J
32: 4588
33: T944
34: 7592
35: 9246
36: Q473
37: 3528
38: TAQ6 (Yay!!! Win back some blinds and a couple more!)
39: 7963
40: 49T4
41: 95JK
42: 2KT3
43: 6T7Q (By now this looks premium, I call, I miss.)
44: 6A56
45: 8J53
46: K642
47: J74J (1st double suited hand! I get in, I get out minus half my stack.)
48: 6924
49: 589J
50: 3K36
51: 9T75
52: AJA4 (Aces again!! Stack a SS for like 10 BB's, wowzers)
53: 39JA (double suited, feels like the nuts. They weren't.
54: 3226
55: 6J6A
56: Q7T5
57: 92K7
58: 6A39 (Refer to above comment)
59: T534 (Can't take it anymore, bet aggressively, bluff successfully, get a couple blinds)
60: 72JJ (Are you f*ckin kiddin me????)
61: 6T72 (OMFG DON'T DO THIS TO ME
62: A875 (Flop KKJ)
63: KJA7 (everyone folds)
64: 2289 (ARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)
65: 65K3 (YOU SON OF A B1TCH!!!!!!!!)
66: QK25 (*spasms and twitching*
67: T332 (*Left arm trembling... sobbing noises*)
68: 66J5 (......)
69: J556 (...........)
70: 7JK9: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! ALLLL IIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!

The end.

hang on in there.....there is a mega luckbox-cardrack-heater-upschwong around the corner....

I have looked up some houses for rent and couldn't find anything even close to the price range he mentioned that wasn't a total dump. If you could hook me up with some links that would be awesome.

Yeah, will definately try and get one cheaper. We've just had the Tour Down Under, I'm hoping that there'll be a surplus leftover from people who bought bikes thinking they'd make a lifestyle change and realized that they'd never ride them. Cheers cobber.

Those pics look beautiful... I'm keen as f*ck. It all looks so clean... Girls in crystal waters... Cheap drinks, cheap lodging, cheap everything.... Sign me up and ship me out

lol @ a sudden influx of poker poker players in the Philippines we can make it happen. We can play pennies on a little fold out table on the beach, whoever wins a quarter can get one of the loca beauties to bring a round of drinks... we wouldn't even need much $$

I can try to get more info I guess. I am still not sure what to think about all this

what kind of bike? roadie, mountain or a fixie?

he is finally getting that Hutch trickstar he always wanted as a kid.....

Whats Up Celeb,
Wow, you really did send the railbirds 5 bones, Thanks man! Keep making those tourney deep runs and we'll keep on railing ya. It's got to tilt / spook the other players that you get soooo much support in late stages.

Sick dream, must have been so intense. You have such a creative mind, keep incorporating it in your life and you will succeed. You obviously have a gift for writing, use it there. Use it in your poker game. You've obviously used it in finding this way (albeit as an inmate :-) to help resolve some financial problems. Be the problem solver.

I was thinking about your situation, locked up in there with a bunch a dudes and bored. Not sure if you have heard of David Thorne, but his website ROX. When you're looking for some good entertainment, check it out, share it with your co-inmates. http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html is the link to one of my favorite stories(Pie Charts). Overdue Account, and Massanutten (ski resort close to me) stand out to me as awesome, however, there's a ton of content there that had me laughing so hard it hurt. I do believe he is an Aussie as well, I got to get his book.

Thanks for sticking with the updates, clearly there're many of us enjoying the thread and following your progress. Catch ya at the tables.

~WestSideVB

Op, what do you plan to do when you get out?

he already said hes going to buy a $2000 pedal bike, *cringes*

no but srsly............ can we get a graph or something OP??

pulse, heart rate or ECG?

Here's my estimate of a graph



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gah i saw that three outter in hold'em tourney

shoot I forgot the $2k bike purchase

Grats on the HU win Ben, well played!

I'm thinking roadie. Don't know what brand yet but definately something light and fast. It's gonna be my baby, we'll be spending lots of time together. Will probably aim between the $500-$1000 mark.

Yeah man, the late stage rail gives me a morale boost right where I need it most, and yeah hopefully rattles the other players hehe.

I've always liked reading and writing a lot. Years of alcoholic craziness started making the words appear fuzzy on the page, in my head, but constant mental stimulation keeps it alive. Being in here as enforced a total ban on booze, which was another appealing aspect about doing this trial, as well as the money. I have an idea for a story that I think could really be something, but I'm not really ready to start it now.

That dream WAS intense. I think it was because it was my first deep sleep in a while (been staying up till sunrise every morning playing poker). I love dreams like that, they tell me so much, and I always wake feeling very deep and thoughtful. Sometimes I learn a great deal about myself and the things I keep deep in my subconscious, other times I just appreciate the true terror of my dreams and my reaction to these fears and the relief that comes from it's end.

I've never heard of him but will definately check out his website. Cheers for providing me with another boredom killer and potentially new fave artist/comedian etc

Thanks, was fun but hard, both players were good, final opponent was very tough. Felt like it was Rain Man vs. Rain Man. haha, lightning quick action. Glad to finally get out from under him.

There's always like 20% taking placebo's in these trials so just hope you're one of them. Sick gambling, literally.

The placebo could be freakin 50%, with the way I'm runnin in here I'd lose the flip. I'm definately not on it, today I could feel it in my system. I'm getting sick of it, in fact everyone is really feeling the strain now. Bed 1 aint gonna last much longer, he's driving everyone crazy and there have been mentions of a certain scene in Full Metal Jacket.

Remember, it was just a bad dream...