For 7.5 years or longer, risk ruining credit and any and all chance of mortgage, loan, etc to deposit $5-10k. Genius.

OP, always keep in mind that the day will come when you walk out of those doors and I'm a 100% sure, you'll feel like the king of the whole ****ing world in this moment. I think it's going to be even better than having 8k in your pocket.

Do your family/friends know what you are doing? If not, how did you explain that you will be away for a while? If yes, what do they think of it?

Not sure of the laws in Australia, but a Ch 13 in the US is over and off your credit report after 5 years. And given this guy's track record for income (and predictions of income in the future), trying to float a large deposit might not be the worst idea.

Also, another idea is to open some credit cards, make the deposit, and if things don't go well, just do a chargeback.

Unethical, but hey, most degenerates are exactly that.......

Also, for someone with no income and no savings, the chances are slim that they will be getting a mortgage to begin with. So, nothing to lose.......

just took a massive dump @ ops request

feels good man

Haha, what a way to kick off page 6! Do you feel well rested? Younger? Like you could conquer the world? I sure hope so.

Just got busted trying to take snap of mega hot nurse. Had my phone peeking through a slot in the curtain, visual contact was made, awkward fumbling ensued. Hopefully this doesn't go any further, unless it's me getting further in her... never mind. With any luck she is reading this, days, weeks from now as I have been forcibly removed from the premises and are facing numerous charges, with attempt to capture images with intent to masturbate being among them. Oh the shame.

"Your honour, I never meant to expose that poor woman's body to the drooling internet masses, I was just testing my camera in various indoor lighting situations, how was I to know that the images would be mixed up with the ones I was uploading onto 2+2, and that she would become the inspiration for countless bachelor frog fantasies? Yes I know she is a 10, but I swear I never had had any intentions of making her BBV fap fodder!"

I doubt this argument would hold any merit when viewed in the context of this situation, especially seeing as this thread has most certainly been held as evidence. I hope you guys will be there when the smoke clears and my ass needs bailing out. It's been real.

This thread is better than before because we can see OP going crazy.

But don't give up OP you have done more than half way.

Here's a picture to cheer you up

the guy who is being sent home, will he still be payed in full? kinda suck if he never!

Problem solved Although I definately hope we can get the bike fixed, cardio is what I really need. It's not really broken, it just needs it's computer interface screen thingamajig recalibrated, and no-one has a clue how to do it.



We have this little setup but for some reason that I cannot fathom, no-one wants to play for money. It's like some kind of sick paradox, everyone pumps their pennies onto their poker accounts, yet when the idea of a $2 game irl is proposed it's always rejected. The guys are keen however to try and bustout one night and hit the casino... If that happens you guys will be the first to read about it (and hopefully not on the front page of The Advertiser)

Pretty sure I don't wanna head down that road, but I still welcome people's opinions.

Thanks man. My head and my heart are both all over the place, one minute up, next minute down (kinda like poker huh). I go from wanting to bust out, to feeling like I'm almost institutionalized, and that knowing where every meal is coming from is a privilege. Wow I really hope I look back on this one day and laugh.

You into metal, friend? Just a guess from your avatar/location.

They know what I'm doing. I guess they figure it's not as bad as some of other sh*t I've done with my life. They don't know that I have hit bottom, I haven't told them that. But if they did know, I think they'd be happy that at least I have taken steps to address the situation. I've been accepted to study this year, and this has brought them much relief. I myself, although excited about pursuing my dreams, am terrified of failure, and have no illusions that this is my one last chance to salvage my life.

Glad to have you along for the ride. And if you're gonna keep posting pics like that, I won't even charge you gas money

Yep, he is recieving full payment. Needless to say some of the guys have been racking their brains for ways to **** up their liver levels so they can join him, but the staff here weren't born yesterday and had anticipated such things, to the point where they got us all together and told us that if there were any intentional attempts to screw up our bodies that it would result in consequences. And I've seen Misery, I'm gonna behave.

fair enough lol, you should play for prop bets with the poker set? like first one out has to do something ****ed up or stupid? or even make a pass at the fattest nurse? Would brighten up the day!

first time someone posted pic of naughty nurse, op went batshi insane.

now he seems to like them and welcome them.

an over/under on how many times op has fapped in the hospital is necessary in this spot. (no ****)

let the hot nurse catch you in action imo. now THERES a good story .. assuming op has the cajones that is

Go for it, I hold the magic number in my head. Over/under on how many times I've fapped, over/under on how many times I've been laid (with a woman). Neither are zero.

wtf? u got laid in the hospital?

why the hell have i not seen this story good sir

i think he means how many times hes been laid irl?

Nope, in here.

hey man I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoy this thread amd have been closely following it since I discovered it.

while I think you are still a degen right now, the fact that you positively respond to encouragment as well as criticism makes me believe you will come through this entire experience a stronger individual. I think that if you decide poker is the life for you after you are out you will be able to control your tilting impulses better because of fear/respect for what it means to be at the bottom.

you have gotten great support amd advice from so many people here and I hope you stay on the right path. please keep this thread alive occasionally after your 42 days is over and give us updates wherever your life takes you.

I'll play. Assuming you've been in there for 22ish days. I'll set the fapping at something like 1.3x/day so I'll go with 29 faps, and wtf is this stunt you're pulling about getting laid and how did you not mention this before? I thought your roommates were all dudes

Any other punters?

uhhh ya TR???????????????????

Alright, attempt to build suspense fails because of how utterly bored I am...

Drumroll please....



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And the correct answer is....



One time / One time.



This place generally is not very conducive for self-gratification. Yes, it's boring and dull and there's plenty of time, but I dunno. I just don't feel like doing it. Did it once after waking up in a dire state and thought I might die if I didn't do something. Maybe I should do it American Beauty style in the shower: "Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."

As for the second number....

My ex-girlfriend surprised me by coming to visit me. She was looking good. Before I knew it I was sneaking her into a room that was not being used. If we'd gotten caught I woulda been outta here for sure, but after so long in this place you start to go a lil nuts. That was at around the halfway point of my time in here, and just like Kevin Spacey, it has been in fact all downhill from there haha. Oh well.

Thanks man. It's good to know some people are following this. And yeah I still have a lot of work to do to overcome my issues. I think it's kind of courageous to bare your soul in these forums, especially BBV, a place notorious for mercilessly ripping into people when they're down, but then you see the other side of these forums, the readers that actually give a sh*t and have words of encouragement. I say this cause it took a lot for me to do it, I didn't think I had the balls. There's a big chance people I know or used to know will one day stumble across this, and will make fun of me or enjoy hearing about my misfotune, but maybe it's good to face that fear and take that risk. If I didn't, I wouldn't ever know what kind of people were out there, and would only think the worst.

I ramble on a bit, hope you don't mind. When people take the time to talk to me I like to return the favor. I wish more people would come and talk to me, about anything. And I have intentions of keeping this thread going once I get out, if people still wanna keep up with me and how things are going.

guess what never was been, Ill be doing research tomorrow and ill make sure i let the study you are currently in know all about this thread since you wanna try to call out my friend. You aint getting crap cuz you are breaking their TOS. So geuess what, you get what you give. Now post the pm OJpimpson sent you. Good luck being a loser the rest of your life. you f'ing degen

lol gl with last 20 days or so left, hope you survive to make it to 00 hour.

then cash out 8k and rub them on your disgusting titties (no h0mo)