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09-20-2015 , 02:34 AM

#8151

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

dude... you better watch out... with all the people going around here saying kys. you migh get told to um...

Lol, are you serious?

09-20-2015 , 03:19 AM

#8152

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Lol, are you serious?

yeah nar

09-20-2015 , 04:01 AM

#8153

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Arrived

09-20-2015 , 04:07 AM

#8154

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I mean, they use to tell me to kill myself every single day in this place, so I think I can handle it.

09-20-2015 , 04:39 AM

#8155

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,203

09-20-2015 , 06:03 AM

#8156

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Gin

09-20-2015 , 06:11 AM

#8157

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I mean, they use to tell me to kill myself every single day in this place, so I think I can handle it.

I'm not that mean man

09-20-2015 , 08:10 AM

#8158

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,372

bamp

09-20-2015 , 09:39 AM

#8159

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Canceling plans is fine if done in a timely manner.

I have some pretty tight knit friends from high school that I hang with still/talk to regularly. I'm at work one day, and co-worker mentions that he wants to go to a bar on a Saturday and watch the Rousey fight. So I'm like, cool. Let's do that. I let daisy know what I'm doing and ask if she wants to go. She says sure, and to ask my high school friend if he/wife want to go also. Since I'm doing that, I decide invite 2 other friends. All friends/co-workers are on board, except high school friend, have not talked to them yet.

I give them a call. Wife says that they hate watching fights at bar, but would prefer to watch it at someone's house on PPV, and that they would pay for half if we moved the venue to a house. So, I'm like.. Alright, let me see what the others say. I let Daisy know what had been said, Daisy says to invite everyone over and watch it here. So I let high school friend that we'll have it here, and they agree to come over. I let the others know, they agree to come over.

Ok, so plan is now in motion. I believe this was all decided on a Friday. Fight was next day. Daisy gets up and starts cleaning and gets the house tidy, while I go to the stores to get groceries/snacks/alcohol. Daisy cleaned from like 10am-4pm. She made the place spotless. I spent a few hours fighting with plebs to get supplies.

I get a phone call on my way back from high school friend saying that the wife has a headache and they won't be coming. It's 4pm. Prelims at 6ish, ppv at 9. We've literally bought all this food, ordered fight, cleaned house all day for something that was their idea. And then, we're paying $60 for the event and not getting it split with us. (Wasn't going to ask my other friends to pitch in, since I didn't lead with it the day before)

Pretty annoying.

Everyone else came over and good time was had, but bleh. Just out over $100+ and a ton of labor in cleaning, when we could have just went to a bar and have less stress of hosting.

Kristy, iyo: if GW has a headache, would you still go to said outing? Or vice versa? Or am I expecting too much for someone to leave their SO at home? I mean, Daisy and I leave each other all the time. We don't care.

Your story is parallel to what happened yesterday. Makes me so damn stabby.

GW doesn't get sick.
I have no problem with him and our littlest going away when I am sick, but if I committed to something I would drag my ass out for a bit and leave early.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

The only person that I expect to read it, will. And she'll reply. Because that's who she is

Confirmed. It woulda been here sooner, but I fell asleep mid-post

09-20-2015 , 09:58 AM

#8160

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

"Am I morally obligated to defend the president every time somebody says something bad or controversial about him? I don't think so!" Trump said.

Ffs! 2 words: Dixie Chicks.

09-20-2015 , 10:00 AM

#8161

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

All of my haters are coming out of the woodwork.

Hello Elrey, how are you? Are you now a nurse?

Hey! I'm not a hater! I just happen to think your personal ontology is very similar to that of ISIS except for:

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I'm not telling anyone how to live their life

& the killing people bit I suppose.

09-20-2015 , 10:02 AM

#8162

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I've missed you big guy

Please don't let that get out. Kristy will be all over my ass for dick pics if she heard.

09-20-2015 , 10:05 AM

#8163

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Aiott, det GB bet? I'll give you 4 pts in lambeau

09-20-2015 , 10:06 AM

#8164

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

My power is out - how the f am I supposed to set my fantast lineup using this **** app.

Guess I'll just do some Yoga o/s.

09-20-2015 , 10:09 AM

#8165

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Aiott, det GB bet? I'll give you 4 pts in lambeau

LoL. I take it you didn't see the Det/SD game.

Secondary is a seive. No way Godgers doesn't put up 850+ & 6+ TDs in those games.

09-20-2015 , 10:10 AM

#8166

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Please don't let that get out. Kristy will be all over my ass for dick pics if she heard.

Actually, I learned in the pubes thread that all mods have to shave their junk...

So I'm upgrading my request to video of maintenance.

ONE TIME DEALER!

09-20-2015 , 10:10 AM

#8167

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Aiott, det GB bet? I'll give you 4 pts in lambeau

I'll take greenbay at 4 how much?

09-20-2015 , 10:11 AM

#8168

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

also don't tell me the score, I have to be at class at 8:30 tomorrow that's when the game is on!

09-20-2015 , 10:12 AM

#8169

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

QUIT COCK BLOCKING HIM, LUKE

09-20-2015 , 10:19 AM

#8170

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Actually, I learned in the pubes thread that all mods have to shave their junk...

So I'm upgrading my request to video of maintenance.

ONE TIME DEALER!

I just trim it up a bit when I think I might get laid.

So basically never.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

also don't tell me the score, I have to be at class at 8:30 tomorrow that's when the game is on!

Swing & a miss.

09-20-2015 , 10:32 AM

#8171

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Damn, no I didn't watch the game, I notice CJ didn't get any fantasy points... I just want to give you the chance to win your money back.

Luke, we bet real USA#1 dollars which you can't afford being a Aussie Uni student

09-20-2015 , 10:40 AM

#8172

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You guys, something wonderful happened to me last night.

My neighbours are an older retired/semi-retired couple. She was an art teacher, he is a dentist.
They are those nice people that every one in the neighborhood knows and loves. The local kids call them Grandma Liz and Grandpa Jim. They bring over a present for the kids on every holiday. It sounds like a traffic jam is happening when Grandpa Jim goes for his daily walk because every car honks and says, "hi."

So we had a little party last night and at one point we had a bonfire going. Grandma Liz LOVES bonfires, and because we're ****ty neighbours who haven't replenished her wood pile lately, hasn't been able to have one. GW immediately called them and invited them over for a drink.

Couple hours later 8 of us are left, and one of the original attendees mentions Cards Against Humanity...I don't know what magic happened then exactly, but I do know know that not only did my elderly neighbours play...but somehow we all knew, by some form of unspoken witchcraft, that whatever else happened-- All the dirtiest cards had to go to Grandma Liz. She got "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious *******" and "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum"...and generally answers so brutal that you know we're all going to hell for making her read them.

But the best part was, she answered, "pixelated bukkake" appropriately. Despite her claims otherwise, I'm about 75% sure she had to know what it meant.

We live in a beautiful world.