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Old 08-31-2015, 06:16 PM   #6901
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The real question is who has the bigger cock?
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Old 08-31-2015, 06:25 PM   #6902
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I'm prepared to accept pics if you got'em!

Also, weigh in Wisski! Which team?
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Old 08-31-2015, 06:39 PM   #6903
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I can't deal with imgur or I would post some.

I could flip a coin and pick, but they're not great or terrible. So grays on having a 10% chance to win when it starts...
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:18 PM   #6904
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I could flip a coin and pick, but they're not great or terrible. So grays on having a 10% chance to win when it starts...
Hidden "you play with uberdonks and come out with an elite team" revelation?

If everyone's solid, the teams should be a near flip, no?

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Old 08-31-2015, 10:19 PM   #6905
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2004

How you liking Texas (and Florida)?
i'm liking it, dallas suits me
i got lucky jack doesnt live anywhere else in tx

i finally got approved for permanent residence and i almost have a new job so all going good

also the weather is awesome


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Today is like the best day in weeks. It's about time, because I was starting to feel bad for all the tourists in their tents
well it's their own fault for getting in a tent imo they deserve it
what sane person gets in a tent when there are HOTELS to sleep at

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btw to clear up I don't want omgx3 to ever go away in fact if 4L ever closed, I've offered to take omgx3 under the OOT arm as is.
thats nice

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That's so nice, but I'm scared of oot ever since that one guy said he didn't like me.
yea lol i feel ya

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I dont think 4L is going anywhere , it still provides a good dumping ground for some of the worst posters on this site that dont take sports serious enough to post in SE
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Is this a compliment?
I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
yea def taking it as a compliment
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Old 08-31-2015, 10:20 PM   #6906
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Old 08-31-2015, 10:20 PM   #6907
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also im almost at the end of the third book of game of thrones which is 1200 pages of neverending
by the time i finish this series nobody will be talking about it anymore

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Old 09-01-2015, 12:15 AM   #6908
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My wife is uncomfortable how comfortable I am naked.
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Old 09-01-2015, 12:17 AM   #6909
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On a separate note, chicken in a biskit are awesome.
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Old 09-01-2015, 12:46 AM   #6910
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My wife is uncomfortable how comfortable I am naked.
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Old 09-01-2015, 12:47 AM   #6911
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Made's multiquote machine

riceless:
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Old 09-01-2015, 02:14 AM   #6912
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btw to clear up I don't want omgx3 to ever go away in fact if 4L ever closed, I've offered to take omgx3 under the OOT arm as is.
a little part of me died as you said we would be under oot.

bro. jus no!
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Old 09-01-2015, 02:16 AM   #6913
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Top 20 qb
you mean, top 20 in Picks
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Old 09-01-2015, 02:17 AM   #6914
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F OOT
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Old 09-01-2015, 02:19 AM   #6915
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Luke, you doin' any draft prep?

Your team is gonna blow
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Old 09-01-2015, 04:44 AM   #6916
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Draft day is going to be so much fun weee
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Old 09-01-2015, 07:32 AM   #6917
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My wife is uncomfortable how comfortable I am naked.
I walked out to our freestanding, three huge windowed, no-curtained garage, and he was sitting completely naked with the lights on. Granted, he was sitting at the poker table, so anyone walking by wouldn't know...but how the **** did he get there?

Note: we have the usual amount of neighbours, and you cannot access it without going outside.
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Old 09-01-2015, 07:49 AM   #6918
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Luke, you doin' any draft prep?

Your team is gonna blow
Draft prep?

Yeah im gunna smoke a cone before i draft

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Old 09-01-2015, 07:50 AM   #6919
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Draft day is going to be so much fun weee
I am getting excite!
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Old 09-01-2015, 07:54 AM   #6920
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I walked out to our freestanding, three huge windowed, no-curtained garage, and he was sitting completely naked with the lights on. Granted, he was sitting at the poker table, so anyone walking by wouldn't know...but how the **** did he get there?

Note: we have the usual amount of neighbours, and you cannot access it without going outside.

Sick brag about owning a poker table
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Old 09-01-2015, 07:56 AM   #6921
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Also, at ine point this week i wanted to killmyself now i want to kill every other ****!
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Old 09-01-2015, 08:06 AM   #6922
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I walked out to our freestanding, three huge windowed, no-curtained garage, and he was sitting completely naked with the lights on. Granted, he was sitting at the poker table, so anyone walking by wouldn't know...but how the **** did he get there?

Note: we have the usual amount of neighbours, and you cannot access it without going outside.
Ninja, obv
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Old 09-01-2015, 08:08 AM   #6923
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Today is Tuesday
Wifey has new work schedule
Braves are a chasm of despair
Standard twosday

Bump
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Old 09-01-2015, 08:24 AM   #6924
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Sick brag about owning a poker table
I bought it for him this year, because we thought a home game might be fun, but we forgot how ****ing nitty non-poker-players are.

It is seriously unbelievable, and painful.

They won't play cash, only tournaments, and they keep trying to talk us down to cheaper buy ins.
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Old 09-01-2015, 10:14 AM   #6925
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Non-poker players are the worst. Actually, the ones who play those bar leagues for points, and then try to tell you what you're doing wrong in every hand, despite making about 6 figures at the game, while they losing at 1/2 in a casino.

Went on a tangent. Tldr - friend of friend's 2 table tournament. Rage inducing times
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