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Old 09-19-2015, 01:13 PM   #8051
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I'm pretty much the male version of that. So if you ever fancy turning gay, feel free to give me a call.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:13 PM   #8052
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My parents aren't married though, I hope that isn't going to be an issue.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:41 PM   #8053
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She obviously isn't going to be American.

Being sane is a very good quality for a woman to have.

She will be taken care of if we ever get divorced, but divorce is not an option.

Not having a job is a quality. It means she will be family oriented and not career oriented.

She won't be funny because women aren't funny.

Obviously she will like to cook and clean.

And when I say not a party girl it means she is a good girl. Being a good girl is an all encompassing quality.

I seriously don't understand wanting to go home to that every day for the rest of your life, but I don't think that picture of marriage is super UNcommon.

My dream girl list, if I were single:

1. Smart
2. Passionate about something interesting
3. Funny
4. A little socially awkward/geeky
5. Curvy
6. Close to my size, so we can share clothes.
7. Sexually adventurous, non-monogamous
8. Not weak
9. Analytical
10. Honest
11. Clean-freak


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I'm pretty much the male version of that. So if you ever fancy turning gay, feel free to give me a call.
ONE TIME DEALER!
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:42 PM   #8054
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literally kys irl
I don't judge you for jerking off to Justin Bieber music videos.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:53 PM   #8055
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12. No tattoos. No exceptions.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:54 PM   #8056
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I seriously don't understand wanting to go home to that every day for the rest of your life, but I don't think that picture of marriage is super UNcommon.

My dream girl list, if I were single:

1. Smart
2. Passionate about something interesting
3. Funny
4. A little socially awkward/geeky
5. Curvy
6. Close to my size, so we can share clothes.
7. Sexually adventurous, non-monogamous
8. Not weak
9. Analytical
10. Honest
11. Clean-freak




ONE TIME DEALER!
It is the way thing were back in the 50s. A woman would be waiting at the door with a drink and a smile. Families stayed together back then.

Also, is GW non monogamous with you?
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:33 PM   #8057
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12. No tattoos. No exceptions.
UMPH! NO TATTOOS! HOW COULD YOU COME HOME TO NO TATTOOS HOW DAH YOU!
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:36 PM   #8058
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This conversation is not going to end well
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:37 PM   #8059
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Interesting night.
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:46 PM   #8060
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Bad Lieutenant is Better than King of New York.
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:52 PM   #8061
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:04 PM   #8062
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Kristy Im your guy, lets meet in Vegas this November, I'll get some hookers and blow
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:05 PM   #8063
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**** Im not curvy, prolly not your size either
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:06 PM   #8064
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You also aren't a woman
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:09 PM   #8065
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Im not sure about this clean freak either, but I have a bangable cleaning lady
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:10 PM   #8066
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You also aren't a woman
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:10 PM   #8067
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Hai guys.
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:12 PM   #8068
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:13 PM   #8069
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:15 PM   #8070
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Jackitos I liked your blog once, I dont know why I dont have it in subscriptions anymore
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:15 PM   #8071
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Are you hidding your blog from my genius comments? J get used on my posta somehow.. :/
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:16 PM   #8072
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Naa, I just haven't been updating it much. I forget about it =/
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:26 PM   #8073
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It's been brought to my attention that fuluck has been saying crazy ****.

Nice to see nothing has changed itt.

Continue with your regularly scheduled posting.
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:33 PM   #8074
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What did I say that was so crazy?

I didn't tell anyone to kill themselves like Abe did.

I'm not telling anyone how to live their life, I'm just stating how I live mine.

It's not like I killed someone.
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:34 PM   #8075
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