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Old 09-19-2015, 06:57 PM   #8101
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Old 09-19-2015, 06:57 PM   #8102
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

You know what I really hate?

People who cancel plans. Out of 20 people, we have 1 "Baby Sitter cancelled", 1 "kid is sick", 1 "not feeling well", 1 gf is sick....I believe only one of them. I have a strict, "Never invite them again" policy, but it still annoys the **** outta me.
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Old 09-19-2015, 06:58 PM   #8103
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Updated blog with part 1 of an indeterminate amount of chapters recapping last night's events.

I'll copy and paste full story here when I get around to finishing the story.
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:05 PM   #8104
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Anyone wanna take bets on whether or not Jack only types with his index fingers.
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Jokes on you! I DON'T HAVE ANY INDEX FINGERS
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:18 PM   #8106
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:20 PM   #8107
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You know what I really hate?

People who cancel plans. Out of 20 people, we have 1 "Baby Sitter cancelled", 1 "kid is sick", 1 "not feeling well", 1 gf is sick....I believe only one of them. I have a strict, "Never invite them again" policy, but it still annoys the **** outta me.
we must have been separated at birth. I wanna rage just thinking about
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:24 PM   #8108
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You know what I really hate?

People who cancel plans. Out of 20 people, we have 1 "Baby Sitter cancelled", 1 "kid is sick", 1 "not feeling well", 1 gf is sick....I believe only one of them. I have a strict, "Never invite them again" policy, but it still annoys the **** outta me.
Canceling plans is fine if done in a timely manner.

I have some pretty tight knit friends from high school that I hang with still/talk to regularly. I'm at work one day, and co-worker mentions that he wants to go to a bar on a Saturday and watch the Rousey fight. So I'm like, cool. Let's do that. I let daisy know what I'm doing and ask if she wants to go. She says sure, and to ask my high school friend if he/wife want to go also. Since I'm doing that, I decide invite 2 other friends. All friends/co-workers are on board, except high school friend, have not talked to them yet.

I give them a call. Wife says that they hate watching fights at bar, but would prefer to watch it at someone's house on PPV, and that they would pay for half if we moved the venue to a house. So, I'm like.. Alright, let me see what the others say. I let Daisy know what had been said, Daisy says to invite everyone over and watch it here. So I let high school friend that we'll have it here, and they agree to come over. I let the others know, they agree to come over.

Ok, so plan is now in motion. I believe this was all decided on a Friday. Fight was next day. Daisy gets up and starts cleaning and gets the house tidy, while I go to the stores to get groceries/snacks/alcohol. Daisy cleaned from like 10am-4pm. She made the place spotless. I spent a few hours fighting with plebs to get supplies.

I get a phone call on my way back from high school friend saying that the wife has a headache and they won't be coming. It's 4pm. Prelims at 6ish, ppv at 9. We've literally bought all this food, ordered fight, cleaned house all day for something that was their idea. And then, we're paying $60 for the event and not getting it split with us. (Wasn't going to ask my other friends to pitch in, since I didn't lead with it the day before)

Pretty annoying.

Everyone else came over and good time was had, but bleh. Just out over $100+ and a ton of labor in cleaning, when we could have just went to a bar and have less stress of hosting.

Kristy, iyo: if GW has a headache, would you still go to said outing? Or vice versa? Or am I expecting too much for someone to leave their SO at home? I mean, Daisy and I leave each other all the time. We don't care.
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:25 PM   #8109
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Today I ate some Doritos and watched Armageddon for the 15th time. I got to work 4 hours late and was paid to look at pictures of cats for 4 hours. Daisy called me crying because someone put something in our mailbox. I explained to her that that is a mailman and that he does that Monday through Saturday. Daisy finally calmed down and asked me what I wanted for dinner, I said to go get Taco Bell. When I got home there were waffles on the table. "Is Taco Bell serving their breakfast at all hours now?" I cheerfully inquired. "No, I made zis for youz, you zilly Mexican!" "Oh, that's nice..." I quickly finished my food and went upstairs to play World of Warcraft for 10 hours.
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:45 PM   #8110
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Friends and I have a rule that if you make plans and cancel, you have to take the entire group out to dinner. The idea is that it's less of a headache to keep your promise than be on the hook for a $1k meal for 7 guys. Once that first guy paid for the Four Seasons, no one has flaked out since.
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:45 PM   #8111
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Jokes on you! I DON'T HAVE ANY INDEX FINGERS
They turned into chalupas didn't they
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:46 PM   #8112
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:48 PM   #8113
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They turned into chalupas didn't they
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:49 PM   #8114
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:49 PM   #8115
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You know what I really hate?

People who cancel plans. Out of 20 people, we have 1 "Baby Sitter cancelled", 1 "kid is sick", 1 "not feeling well", 1 gf is sick....I believe only one of them. I have a strict, "Never invite them again" policy, but it still annoys the **** outta me.
I'm the guy that never commits to the plans. I think I RSVP'd to my buddy's wedding a week before it happened.
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:50 PM   #8116
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Canceling plans is fine if done in a timely manner.

I have some pretty tight knit friends from high school that I hang with still/talk to regularly. I'm at work one day, and co-worker mentions that he wants to go to a bar on a Saturday and watch the Rousey fight. So I'm like, cool. Let's do that. I let daisy know what I'm doing and ask if she wants to go. She says sure, and to ask my high school friend if he/wife want to go also. Since I'm doing that, I decide invite 2 other friends. All friends/co-workers are on board, except high school friend, have not talked to them yet.

I give them a call. Wife says that they hate watching fights at bar, but would prefer to watch it at someone's house on PPV, and that they would pay for half if we moved the venue to a house. So, I'm like.. Alright, let me see what the others say. I let Daisy know what had been said, Daisy says to invite everyone over and watch it here. So I let high school friend that we'll have it here, and they agree to come over. I let the others know, they agree to come over.

Ok, so plan is now in motion. I believe this was all decided on a Friday. Fight was next day. Daisy gets up and starts cleaning and gets the house tidy, while I go to the stores to get groceries/snacks/alcohol. Daisy cleaned from like 10am-4pm. She made the place spotless. I spent a few hours fighting with plebs to get supplies.

I get a phone call on my way back from high school friend saying that the wife has a headache and they won't be coming. It's 4pm. Prelims at 6ish, ppv at 9. We've literally bought all this food, ordered fight, cleaned house all day for something that was their idea. And then, we're paying $60 for the event and not getting it split with us. (Wasn't going to ask my other friends to pitch in, since I didn't lead with it the day before)

Pretty annoying.

Everyone else came over and good time was had, but bleh. Just out over $100+ and a ton of labor in cleaning, when we could have just went to a bar and have less stress of hosting.

Kristy, iyo: if GW has a headache, would you still go to said outing? Or vice versa? Or am I expecting too much for someone to leave their SO at home? I mean, Daisy and I leave each other all the time. We don't care.

You don't really expect anyone to read this, do you?
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:53 PM   #8117
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You don't really expect anyone to read this, do you?
The only person that I expect to read it, will. And she'll reply. Because that's who she is
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:53 PM   #8118
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Jack
Did you ask the quitters to pay their half of the fight?
Maybe type up a bill and give it to them (and a little KITN)?
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not clicking that
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F Low Key and that stupid link
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Old 09-19-2015, 08:03 PM   #8121
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The only person that I expect to read it, will. And she'll reply. Because that's who she is
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Old 09-19-2015, 08:08 PM   #8122
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I would never expect you to read things, man!
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This is a pretty interesting read.

Mating Habits of the College Co-ed
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Old 09-19-2015, 08:18 PM   #8124
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Low Key is the one that stabbed his friend in the back, right?

And you guys think I'm a prick.
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Old 09-19-2015, 08:23 PM   #8125
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OK:

1) Virgin

2) No ink

3) no crazy piercings

4) parents must still be married

5) Be in good shape

6) Can't be crazy

7) Can't have a job once we get hitched

8) Has to sign a pre nup

9) Can't be a party girl. Has never done drugs or gotten hammered drunk.
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