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09-18-2015 , 07:20 PM

#7901

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

Free Ahmed

09-18-2015 , 07:23 PM

#7902

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I am 29.

How old is your friend, Kristy? And where did he manage to meet that girl?

And isn't the legal age in Minnesota like 14 anyways?

09-18-2015 , 07:23 PM

#7903

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I'm not sure if I want to commit enough time to watch the entire show.

If you start, you won't be able to stop

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Fuluck is 29, imo?

29/2 add 7 is 21.5 :s

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Anyone want to comment on Ahmed, the Texas clock-bomb, schoolboy?

That is my child.

09-18-2015 , 07:26 PM

#7904

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I have diligently skipped those articles. It has been a challenge to not know anything about it.

Last edited by Kristy; 09-18-2015 at 07:27 PM. Reason: I must be drunk. Hello new page!

09-18-2015 , 07:28 PM

#7905

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I am 29.

How old is your friend, Kristy? And where did he manage to meet that girl?

And isn't the legal age in Minnesota like 14 anyways?

He's 33. He's a chef, she lied about her age to get a job as a waitress.

09-18-2015 , 07:30 PM

#7906

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Schoolgirl lies about age to become a waitress? Well that's a new one.

09-18-2015 , 07:54 PM

#7907

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Age gaps are like thigh gaps - awesome

09-18-2015 , 08:10 PM

#7908

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Meh. I dated a 22 yr old when I was 31. She was fun but hard work. I'm much happier with the 38 yr old I'm currently seeing.

09-18-2015 , 08:17 PM

#7909

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Free Ahmed

Keep him banned

09-18-2015 , 09:00 PM

#7910

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Meh. I dated a 22 yr old when I was 31. She was fun but hard work. I'm much happier with the 38 yr old I'm currently seeing.

The chick I'm hanging out with has never had a full beer and she never swears.

Sadly she has some dumb tattoo, but at least it isn't a tramp stamp.

09-18-2015 , 09:07 PM

#7911

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT I WILL NOT RECITE MY TATTOO RANT

SIGNED,
THE ****ING BEER DRINKING FEMALE ITT

09-18-2015 , 09:08 PM

#7912

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, what is the tattoo?
Note: there is no good answer.

09-18-2015 , 09:24 PM

#7913

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Meh. I dated a 22 yr old when I was 31. She was fun but hard work. I'm much happier with the 38 yr old I'm currently seeing.

How is a 22 yr old hard work? I believe you fully, just curious.

09-18-2015 , 09:40 PM

#7914

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,375

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Anyone want to comment on Ahmed, the Texas clock-bomb, schoolboy?

brown people shouldn't bring clocks to school obvs

09-18-2015 , 09:41 PM

#7915

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Elaborating 'cause omg is dead. I would think that the younger they are the easier tricked, and less work they are?

I feel like I'm way more demanding in my 30s than I was in my 20s.

09-18-2015 , 09:41 PM

#7916

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,375

And I would imagine that younger womens are higher energy and want to ride bikes instead of nap and go out dancing instead of watching Glee?

09-18-2015 , 09:42 PM

#7917

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

brown people shouldn't bring clocks to school obvs

PLZ RESPOND...
to earlier questions.

09-18-2015 , 09:43 PM

#7918

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, I resent the implication that I watch glee...I'm at least 4 seasons behind.

09-18-2015 , 09:47 PM

#7919

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I watch Glee and I like it.

09-18-2015 , 09:47 PM

#7920

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Also, what is the tattoo?
Note: there is no good answer.

Some dumb cursive that I didn't bother reading.

09-18-2015 , 09:51 PM

#7921

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

How is a 22 yr old hard work? I believe you fully, just curious.

So, so much energy! The inability to sit down and shut up. Always wanting to go out. The puzzled look on her face when my peen won't go hard after just having sex twice in the last half hour. Less interesting things to talk about. The questions about why my peen isn't hard yet.

09-18-2015 , 09:52 PM

#7922

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Sister, her husband, my mother, and 4 nieces are visiting... Almost understand jmitches logic, but nah.

09-18-2015 , 09:52 PM

#7923

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Also she had a dumb caterpillar tattoo on her stomach.

09-18-2015 , 09:54 PM

#7924

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

And I would imagine that younger womens are higher energy and want to ride bikes instead of nap and go out dancing instead of watching Glee?

Younger chicks don't pretend to be know it alls, are less demanding, haven't had as many dicks in them, are more optimistic, like to have fun.

Oh and they are prettier.