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Old 08-06-2015, 01:01 AM   #5651
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

I'm drunk, and I started writing this in response to a facebook post. I am not ready to share it with the world.

(Serious, drunk, post..do not click if you want lols)
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Old 08-06-2015, 03:34 AM   #5652
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I've no idea what I've just stumbled into, but I think I like it.
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Old 08-06-2015, 06:25 AM   #5653
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I've just recently found out that people I went to school with are doing quite well for themselves and making quite a bit more money than me. I'm starting to think I've made a few mistakes.
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Old 08-06-2015, 06:27 AM   #5654
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Luckily, I live without regrets.
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:15 AM   #5655
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dinner. mmmmmmmm
Im a broke ass student... i got 5 beers and a bottle of jamisons left.. i can come to dinner right?
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:17 AM   #5656
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Kristy you don't need a penis to be an anti feminist



lol @ Ur stew



When did I start clicking links that take me to OOT fffuuuuuu
Pelli on point here man.... so on point...

Also qick up date.... how are those brizzy lions doing man?
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:18 AM   #5657
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In 7 weeks I will literally be in Vegas. Can't wait to meet everybody.
You going to see these crack pots and not your best bud luke... for shame man
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:20 AM   #5658
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Evidently I do. I am, most assuredly, a feminist.
...but why!!!!
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:21 AM   #5659
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I've just recently found out that people I went to school with are doing quite well for themselves and making quite a bit more money than me. I'm starting to think I've made a few mistakes.
you should ask for a raise asap
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:23 AM   #5660
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But nah.

The backlash against the term, "feminism" is uneducated. Like most American "issues".

However, if you want to talk "Women's issues" which is what you really mean when you describe "feminazis", "feminuts", then I will point out that it is insane to suggest that weird outliers represent the crux of the challenges the average Western woman will face in her lifetime.

Poverty, minimum wage, healthcare, career vs. Motherhood, gender roles, etc are issues that disproportionately, negatively affect women. So these are fair conversations in a, "women's issue" context....

Whatever senstionalized crazy **** your preferred media outlet is shoving into your gullet, so you can have the self-satisfying feeling of "feeling better than," this week is of no interest to me.


Warm, crotch-originated, regards

Kristy
Thats not even true man...

But lets not go into that.

Im not high enough...just a mean drunk today...
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:25 AM   #5661
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I'm getting drunk now, y'all can come outta hiding.
About time...


I need a drinking buddy!
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Old 08-06-2015, 08:32 AM   #5662
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Meh, they can keep their 30k that they earn. I prefer being able to finish at 3pm and take random week days off and generally do whatever I please. Fk money.
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Old 08-06-2015, 09:09 AM   #5663
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Today is Thursday
Nothing to see here
Move along


Bump
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Old 08-06-2015, 09:16 AM   #5664
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Were you kidnapped?
perhaps
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Old 08-06-2015, 09:45 AM   #5665
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DRUNK KRISTY ANGRY!

I have no memory of writing all that, but thank God I posted it here where no one will ever read it.

Good morning.
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Old 08-06-2015, 10:06 AM   #5666
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In 7 weeks I will literally be in Vegas. Can't wait to meet everybody.
You know you're going to duck me :/
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Old 08-06-2015, 10:23 AM   #5667
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You know you're going to duck me :/
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Old 08-06-2015, 10:30 AM   #5668
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About time...


I need a drinking buddy!
Don't worry, Luke. I will be making your drinking look restrained, and in the realm of "responsible adult choices" until Tuesday.
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Old 08-06-2015, 12:00 PM   #5669
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DRUNK KRISTY ANGRY!

I have no memory of writing all that, but thank God I posted it here where no one will ever read it.

Good morning.
Who gets drunk in the morning....has some respect god.
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Old 08-06-2015, 12:03 PM   #5670
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Don't worry, Luke. I will be making your drinking look restrained, and in the realm of "responsible adult choices" until Tuesday.
Lol responsable adult....


Actually you could come in handy.... last time we all got drunk...it ended badly.
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Old 08-06-2015, 12:43 PM   #5671
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Luckily, I live without kids.
Fixed, at least in my case.
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Old 08-06-2015, 01:03 PM   #5672
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I'm trying to track down Beauseefus', but he hasn't posted on that original one in over 2 years, and HeyCanada is join date Aug 2015. Does he have a legit new name to pm him on?
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Old 08-06-2015, 01:04 PM   #5673
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It's always better for the bank balance without kids, that's a straight up fact.
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Old 08-06-2015, 01:05 PM   #5674
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I'm trying to track down Beauseefus', but he hasn't posted on that original one in over 2 years, and HeyCanada is join date Aug 2015. Does he have a legit new name to pm him on?
I think he is still on a ban on sight basis. He has Skype tho, and he's often online. I don't think he posts sober these days though.
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Old 08-06-2015, 01:06 PM   #5675
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Maybe that was always the case and I just never noticed.
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