omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) - Page 326

She obviously isn't going to be American.

Being sane is a very good quality for a woman to have.

She will be taken care of if we ever get divorced, but divorce is not an option.

Not having a job is a quality. It means she will be family oriented and not career oriented.

She won't be funny because women aren't funny.

Obviously she will like to cook and clean.

And when I say not a party girl it means she is a good girl. Being a good girl is an all encompassing quality.

09-19-2015 , 08:30 PM

#8127

fuluck

banned

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All of my haters are coming out of the woodwork.

Hello Elrey, how are you? Are you now a nurse?

09-19-2015 , 09:37 PM

#8128

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Braves win!
2 in a row!
First time in a month they've won 2 in a row.
They beat the only team in baseball is a worse record than they have, but a win is a win!
Now, if the Falcons can beat the giants...

09-19-2015 , 09:45 PM

#8129

JustJ46671

Low Content

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"Am I morally obligated to defend the president every time somebody says something bad or controversial about him? I don't think so!" Trump said.

09-19-2015 , 09:47 PM

#8130

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

This is a pretty interesting read.

Mating Habits of the College Co-ed

Clicked it twice

09-19-2015 , 10:56 PM

#8131

Jackitos

srs biz

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It's pretty informative.

09-19-2015 , 11:21 PM

#8132

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Yeh, that was a long sleep

09-19-2015 , 11:22 PM

#8133

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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****ing boats and their ****ty schedules

09-19-2015 , 11:24 PM

#8134

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Fran can I come visit in Croatia I hear the women are very feminine and nice there

Yes, you can come, you will prolly like it. dont go by boat obviously. Mother****ing ferries.

09-19-2015 , 11:48 PM

#8135

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You know what I really hate?

People who cancel plans. Out of 20 people, we have 1 "Baby Sitter cancelled", 1 "kid is sick", 1 "not feeling well", 1 gf is sick....I believe only one of them. I have a strict, "Never invite them again" policy, but it still annoys the **** outta me.

i'd come party with you. though, its gunna get wild. do yu think gw can handle that?

09-19-2015 , 11:51 PM

#8136

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Yes, you can come, you will prolly like it. dont go by boat obviously. Mother****ing ferries.

woah, i don't think all boat people are gay.

09-19-2015 , 11:55 PM

#8137

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Guys. So I saw my dream girl again today. I haven't really seen her in years, then I see her like three times this month. Only diving in her car tho, not like in person.

dude... you better watch out... with all the people going around here saying kys. you migh get told to um...

Spoiler:

09-19-2015 , 11:58 PM

#8138

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't drink beer, but just for you I will drink a bottle of vodka and pass out.

if you gunna pass out around franfran you gunn have a bad time

09-20-2015 , 12:04 AM

#8139

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib

A toy for chrome users

Link

might have to cee you next tuesday mate

09-20-2015 , 12:20 AM

#8140

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Im on board, in last minute, there was still place for my car, ferries are nice, I like ferries, good morning

09-20-2015 , 12:21 AM

#8141

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

if you gunna pass out around franfran you gunn have a bad time

Thats a lie, FranFran is a good friend

09-20-2015 , 12:22 AM

#8142

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Are you mad on me bcs of that 2 beers and a pint thing? Im sorry Luckyluke I was kidding.

09-20-2015 , 01:06 AM

#8143

fuluck

banned

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Fran where do you live in Croatia? Zagreb?

09-20-2015 , 01:10 AM

#8144

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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most of the time

09-20-2015 , 01:11 AM

#8145

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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You are planning a trip to Zagreb? Are you from Florida or I mixed something up?

09-20-2015 , 01:17 AM

#8146

Jackitos

srs biz

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franfran is back!

09-20-2015 , 01:51 AM

#8147

LuckyLuke01

veteran

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how i be rollin

aint no rick about it

09-20-2015 , 01:57 AM

#8148

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Thats a lie, FranFran is a good friend

09-20-2015 , 02:00 AM

#8149

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Idont like videos

09-20-2015 , 02:00 AM

#8150

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

jay. i don't follow baseball but i do live threw the braves threw you. so. this is a good result.

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