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Old 09-20-2015, 06:29 PM   #8226
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

going to watch Harvey give up 7 run to the yankees in a couple of hours. even tho the tix were a gift, i am not excite :/
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:32 PM   #8227
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Whatever happened to panda
Same as always afaik.

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You........you gave AngryPanda your address? :s
I also have tattoos. No piercings tho
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:39 PM   #8228
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Eff the Steelers
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:41 PM   #8229
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going to watch Harvey give up 7 run to the yankees in a couple of hours. even tho the tix were a gift, i am not excite :/
Not even a little?
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:41 PM   #8230
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I also have neck vag. No piercings tho
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:42 PM   #8231
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Whatever happened to panda
Don't say his name a third time!
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Old 09-20-2015, 07:07 PM   #8232
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Iggles are a hot mess.
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:02 PM   #8233
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Luke, we bet real USA#1 dollars which you can't afford being a Aussie Uni student
If you dont get them the uni tav will

Ill book anything up to 50 us. I can ship money to a stars account or a paypal.

I can ship ftp but 2ho plays there anymore?
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:20 PM   #8234
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That's happened to me before Kristy. I've had to explain what a queef was twice to women in their sixties.

You ever had sez and the girl queefs..its pretty rofl...

I had to tell an old bird about jizz one time. That was fun!
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:28 PM   #8235
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+1
go falkunts
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:51 PM   #8236
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

So its 8:50 and im the only mother ****er in class...

I could be watching the greenbay game right now ffs! What is this ****!
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:58 PM   #8237
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So its 8:50 and im the only mother ****er in class...

I could be watching the greenbay game right now ffs! What is this ****!
You don't want to see this game.
GB looking bad (sort of like the 49ers did).
Seahags are having their way with your boys.
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:07 PM   #8238
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You don't want to see this game.
GB looking bad (sort of like the 49ers did).
Seahags are having their way with your boys.
Shut up **** up shut up!!!! Im gunna dl it later!

Ffs so today i look like a ****ing bum and all the girls look hot as ****.

****! Everyone giv8ng a **** today... i just wanted to make it to beer and pomer tonight.

**** just **** ****ty **** **** .... fook!
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:08 PM   #8239
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Why the **** did i turn up today.

Axiety threw the roof. Need a cone...
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:31 PM   #8240
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OMG
One of the refs just STABBED Aaron Rodgers in the bicep!
Can't say I'm surprised.
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:34 PM   #8241
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Whew...wasn't his throwing arm
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:36 PM   #8242
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You ever had sez
LoL n1














No, I haven't.
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:41 PM   #8243
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

I have ao much axiety right now i need a coffee and a smoke...

Its a smoke free campus!
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:47 PM   #8244
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Luke you seem like the sort of dude who can find a vape - what gives?
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:52 PM   #8245
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Man... thking of getting a vape ay... then i could just smoke in 5he stairwell.

Come back to class chong eyed to ****.
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:03 PM   #8246
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Vape culture...smh.
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:08 PM   #8247
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lol
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:08 PM   #8248
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**** Romo
**** Demarco
**** the Baltimore D
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:11 PM   #8249
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Peli i need cheering up.

Hirl bwxt to me.looks hot as ****. And i look like a bum vers of chip kelly.

Plz halp
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:12 PM   #8250
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OK:

1) Virgin

2) No ink

3) no crazy piercings

4) parents must still be married

5) Be in good shape

6) Can't be crazy

7) Can't have a job once we get hitched

8) Has to sign a pre nup

9) Can't be a party girl. Has never done drugs or gotten hammered drunk.
haha
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