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06-13-2015 , 10:59 PM

#476

crashjr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,917

I like my fiskars hatchet and axe. However, They are French, only real downside.

Axe with sandals? Be honest. How intoxicated were you when that happened?

06-13-2015 , 11:06 PM

#477

RustyBrooks

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 24,647

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashjr

I like my fiskars hatchet and axe. However, They are French, only real downside.

Axe with sandals? Be honest. How intoxicated were you when that happened?

Axe with sandals is paleo acceptable

06-13-2015 , 11:10 PM

#478

__w__

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,640

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashjr

I like my fiskars hatchet and axe. However, They are French, only real downside.

Axe with sandals? Be honest. How intoxicated were you when that happened?

There was some Kraken rum involved on an empty stomach. It may have contributed.

Fiskars is good stuff. My hatchet and previous axe came from the Amish. My people make good stuff. I'll be dropping the old blade off to have them put a new handle on next time I drive buy.

This new axe bounces like a hammer. That's the best way to describe it.

06-13-2015 , 11:12 PM

#479

__w__

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,640

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyBrooks

So did you have a boot with you, just in case you broke your foot? Did it come with the axe?

ER provided my man. Along with a pair of crutches to hobble around on.

06-13-2015 , 11:17 PM

#480

MortalWombat

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,125

When the only tool you have is an axe, everything looks like a foot.

06-13-2015 , 11:29 PM

#481

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,386

Quote:

Originally Posted by MortalWombat

"When the only tool you have is an axe, everything looks like a foot."

--Chris Hanson, Punter, Jacksonville Jaguars

06-13-2015 , 11:40 PM

#482

crashjr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by __w__

Amish axes almost certainly legit. We don't have Amish people here, but I would consider buying one if the French ever stop selling them.

Get rid of the old axe, it's worse than worthless. Give it as a gift to a cousin you don't like for Christmas or something.

In the future, put on boots when you drink rum. Stay safe.

06-13-2015 , 11:41 PM

#483

crashjr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,917

Is it safe to assume that you are now both drinking rum and taking Vicodin? Seems like the best play here.

06-13-2015 , 11:47 PM

#484

__w__

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,640

Rum yes vicodine no. Didn't feel like waiting foe the script to get filled before I came back to the campground.

06-14-2015 , 12:15 AM

#485

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

I hope you also brought your firearm with you

06-14-2015 , 01:26 AM

#486

udbrky

Formerly known as udbrky

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 28,908

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan

Day drinking GOAT, evening hangovers WOAT

100% on both counts.

I did go 1/3 on the salt shaker prank. The hit was 10/10 would/would. Cute bartender, did it on her knees. She immediately goes 'omg why?!?!?!'

06-14-2015 , 01:26 AM

#487

udbrky

Formerly known as udbrky

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 28,908

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I hope you also brought your firearm with you

It's like American Express.

06-14-2015 , 04:36 AM

#488

SenseiSingh

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 8,379

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

It means she's smarter than you.

She shoulda used that line when failing at explaining her own scholarly title.

06-14-2015 , 06:39 AM

#489

00Snitch

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20,865

For all those who don't follow my log but have always wanted to see me get punched in the face, your time has come.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2865

06-14-2015 , 08:00 AM

#490

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by __w__

My hatchet and previous axe came from the Amish. My people make good stuff.

Did not realize you were Amish.

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I hope you also brought your firearm with you

My sides

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00Snitch

For all those who don't follow my log but have always wanted to see me get punched in the face, your time has come.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2865

Reminds me of top dollar boxing fights. No real hits, lots of strategic point accumulation, audience has no idea who won but thinks it was that guy, obv turns out to be the other guy. Basically I'm saying you're ready for Pay Per View.

06-14-2015 , 08:03 AM

#491

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

I found him!

Spoiler:

06-14-2015 , 09:10 AM

#492

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,852

So, let's just say you are behind a cop at a left turn light that has a very short green time with a long cycle in between greens and he's obviously not paying attention when the light turns green. Do you give a friendly honk?

Let's just say you don't and he finally realizes he needs to go but the light has already turned yellow. Do you follow him through?

06-14-2015 , 09:16 AM

#493

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Let's just skip the hypothetical and be grateful you survived

06-14-2015 , 09:42 AM

#494

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggerboat

I HAVE honked 2 cops in my day.

And yes. It's just yellow. That's just how SynEvo like it.

06-14-2015 , 09:47 AM

#495

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Yellow means clear the intersection. It does not mean hurry up before it turns red. It does not mean advance so that you are caught in the intersection when the light changes. I know we are all aware of this and would never drive like an idiot, but this was on my mind. /nit

BtM, how long did you spend in jail? I assume one week for each honk?

06-14-2015 , 10:03 AM

#496

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

People who are afraid of honking a cop are pussies. what are they going to do about it?

Next time you are casually standing next to a cop at DD ask them if they've ever been honked before.

06-14-2015 , 10:10 AM

#497

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,852

<------- pussy

06-14-2015 , 10:29 AM

#498

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

People who are afraid of honking a cop are pussies. what are they going to do about it?

^^ Caucasian ^^

06-14-2015 , 11:10 AM

#499

saw7988

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,463

I'd honk the cop if I was in a rush, wouldn't if I wasn't. Just avoiding that KK vs AA scenario where you get a corrupt cop who wants to **** your day up.