This will ensure only the expert scanner/drivers remain on the road.

Google has already solved driving.

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Agreed.

But I like cilantro.

Cis? Also, when I originally quoted you I thought you wrote abist but now I see it's ablist. Carry on.

weasel, i regularly drink those on your lists and like them. we can be friends.

i also hate the ipa craze. i mean, i drink them sometimes, i don't mind them, but i'm sick of going to bars and five of the seven options on tap are some kind of f*cking pale ale.

weasel, given your list, i would ask at your local micro brewery if they have any kolsch, bright ales, golden ales or maybe pilsners.

Pretty facking easy to get wasted on 16% bourbon barrel stouts iyam

Sugar free redbull + crown. Its pro. Vegas drink

See, that's why this world is so messed up. A genius is solving the world's problems and everyone just wants to talk about beer.

A genius already solved the worlds problems, by creating beer

BTM,

Seems like you need to check your privilege(s). Cis = cisgendered, btw (i.e. your sex and the gender to which you were assigned at birth are the same).

Weasel et al,

I don't understand peoples' boners for all things ultra hopped, but different strokes imo. As for what beers specifically might be a good entree for Weasel, something like a saison might work (Saison Dupont is the classic example of the genre). Any of the lighter offerings from Ommegang would be quite tasty. If there are any local microbrews, just go in and talk to the bartender, tell them you're a newb, and that you want to start with the lightest thing they have and work their way up. Everyone there is a beer nerd that will love to talk beer with you.

Starting GoT now, so we spoiler talk can commence in earnest in approximately 1 hour.

Patently false.

It's definitely harder for me, and for sure would be harder for Weasel. Usually beers that are that high in ABV cause me to drink much slower than I normally would and drink much more water while doing so. And they're typically not the kind of alcohol that is my go to when I want to get drunk.

I can see how it wouldn't be true for everyone, though. If you're shotgunning bourbon barrel stouts for three consecutive hours, I guess I'll just tip my hat and acknowledge that you're a better man than I am.

Holy hell, the hangover alone would stop me shotgunning bourbon barrel stouts for three hours.

I think it's actually much easier to get lit on those beers. Putting down 15 bud lights is a chore designated for aggressive college style day drinking, but I might head to the bar next door and throw down 3 or 4 quads in a couple hours and be surprised at how drunk I am.

Yea much easier to get lit off stronger beers. I guess it depends on your drinking habits to some extent as well.

Isn't the optimal BAC like 0.04 - 0.08? I think so. I generally have to drink quite slowly to maintain that. 0.5L beer per 45 mins. After 3-4 drinks it's pretty much impossible for me to do that though unless of course the stakes are higher like on a date.

I find myself sitting in lolCanada to watch an lolwomens soccer game live tomorrow.

Kill. Me. Now.

For the Weas to let go of nasty beer I would have him try a lagunitas little sumpin or a three Floyd's zombie dust. Draft of course.

Yeah, they should stick to girls sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such

Also wit.

Belgian ales in the 8-10% range are super easy to get hammered on. Agree with Monte that the hardcore stouts are worse, but stouts are generally harder to drink a lot of anyway imo. Quads go right down and drinking another one is easy game.

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Two Duvels and I'm starting to feel in the mood. Three and I'm tipsy. Four and I'm drunk. Ahh Duvels.

Duvels must be the pinnacle of easily drinkable, high alcohol ales that's available in a lot of places. Four def enough to be buzzed.

Uh, so why not drink something else?

Or, to quote Sepp Blatter, they could wear tighter shorts.

This thread makes me wanna drink...

Honestly the only thing that stops me from drinking every night is the potentially false notion that it'll crush my gains. Lolgains.

I guess I must be weird, because I always tend to have a much better understanding of how much I've had to drink when I'm drinking high ABV beer, especially the ones with some body.

Weasel actually might like Duvel; that is another good suggestion.