re: threesome

not realistic atm.

BEP,

ya lol. They're hot so I'm quick to forget.

so they cancelled on you one time and you deleted all of their phone numbers?

just be honest and say you dont want a LDR, thats a reasonable thing to not want because they suck. i doubt she would hold it against you, and you could still **** her whenever you were together, at least for a while

also bolded made me laugh

quick grunch:

this -10/10 scale is horrible and i wont be using it. it's for people who can't do half numbers, apparently.

Loved this.

Seems like you have your cake and eat it too by just avoiding the conversation. You were honest with her when she tried broaching the subject; you're good if she doesn't press the issue.

dank if you like her then you can def let her know that you don't want LDR. she'll probably be receptive to banging you when she's around, but you're obv risking the chance that she meets some other dude where she is/who will do LDR and then you're SOL.

ya that second time u deleted her number was dumb. but some people have no self control and have to delete numbers otherwise they'll text them when they shouldn't.

i went to a good party last night. cops shut it down like an hour and a half after i got there and none of the people went to an after party so not much to say

qft. I used to do this too, and it's kinda dumb cause you just end up adding their number again when you're less pissed and it's kind of a pain in the ass to keep removing and adding the name from the phonebook.

ahahaha bastard. I think if she is a good friend you can maybe get away with expressing your disinterest in LDR and still maintaining the relationship that you want. If she wasn't as close, she might take it personal and think it has something to do with her, but given your friendship, it ought to be less of an issue for her self esteem.

I think you might be able to win him over, GCG.

had to do it cause of a-rod's homerless streak man

would like you to take note of what happened today

(he hit #600 after a long, long dry stretch... right after i changed my avatar)

I guess you better keep the avatar until A-Rod passes Hank Aaron then. He might never get there without the power of a million Epic Sax avatars guiding his bat.

I figured it might have been forced.

I knew he'd hit the HR because I saw "BREAKING: Hero Pigeon ****s On A-Rod's Face During 600th-Home-Run Trot" on my Facebook feed from The Onion earlier.

I'm not as hard on him as some, especially as far as Mariner fans go, but I do kind of shrug at his milestones now.

Word. Thanks for the advice. I guess my biggest concern is that we have been friends for several years, and I don't want to alienate her especially when she sees other girls post on my facebook wall etc... I know her and I know she's going to be all depressed and feel a bit used . Not really a whole lot I can do though I guess.
On a facebook side note, I'm going to creep on this cute little blonde girl ( She's in the 10.2-10.86ish range) in one of my classes over facebook. I feel like she might be interested seeing as how she is always smiling at me. Today was the last class, and I meant to get her number, but the logistics didn't pan out. I'll post a trip report if you want, but I suspect an epic fail especially since I've never really used facebook to try and hit on a little lady before. Not to mention I just feel weird about it in general.

I think as long as you're level with her if and when it comes up, you've done nothing wrong. Based on what you've said here, it seems valid to tell her (again, if she brings it up) that you would definitely be open to being exclusive with her if logistics were better, but that you just don't think that the LDR thing would work out...but that you really do like her, and that if she can be cool with the status quo for now then so can you.

whats your myspace

can we be honest here with the numbers ratings systems?

95% of the guys ITT operate on the binary system

either 0 or 1, no or yes. there's no middle ground.

+1

Largely agree, and I've always said this out loud to people too. I said I very much operate on a pass/fail system. A female friend said, "Yeah, but it's pretty obvious that there are some high passes."

And that's true. Those in the "yes" camp who are hotter are still able to get away with more. We're all going to be inclined to overlook more flaws in a 9 than a 6.

Eh. There are girls I'd **** and never admit to ****ing, or that I wouldn't be seen in public with because they're slightly preferable to masturbating while drunk. On the other side, there are girls I'd be seen in public with, girls I'd want to be seen in public with, and girls I'm torn about trying to tarp via my love child at the expense of their bodies.

This also ruins the ability to compare the breakdowns of women you date/bed. Like how does you peak compare to your median, what recency biases are in play, etc. To take this from nerd speak to real folk talk. Did you just lucksack a single hardbody... or do you **** lots of good looking girls? Are you slowly amassing hotter and hotter women or are your best days behind you and now you settle for lesser chicks because you're a nub?

guys let's just start using kelvin to rate chicks this way we have a large scale and can be very accurate

thremp,

i was joking.

love,

-karak

Serious query though:

How many of you guys have that girl you'd want to/be willing to hook up with 100% completely stone sober, but you'd never tell anyone about it?

Why do you want to/would you do it? Because there's nothing else, or is there something odd about this girl that attracts you?

Kind of an odd question, I know.

I don't.

i think we all use the binary as well as the 1-10. simply put, i'd bang a 6 and not a 5.

I definitely have one or two who I wouldn't mind hooking up with sober. They are slightly larger than average so obv wouldn't be 'proud' of it.


I use the trinary system. Yes, No, and Not sure if want.jpg