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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

08-15-2010 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mittens
I have never heard of it or heard it mentioned socially outside of 2+2
2P2 was my first exposure to Mystery. I had heard of a horrible show called Keys to the VIP but I thought it was a joke -- especially since it was on the Comedy Network. PUA is pretty much limited to internet nerds. If I was to go around a VIP area and poll guys I'd say less than 20% would know who Mystery is and everyone would think he is a tool.
08-15-2010 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Fearou
was the second one cool ?
I only watched the first one, that was fun to watch but obviously scripted and a big advertising for Mystery.
Yeah the second one was pretty good. There were some pretty goofy guys that provided lulz early on. The final 2 guys had a pretty big turn around and had some good success.

I wished they would have done another season.

edit: I thought keys to the vip was actually pretty entertaining and watch them once in a while on youtube lol.
08-15-2010 , 06:04 PM
I read the MM when I was very young (14-15 mb) and It really made me a lot more confident, and I suddenly thought of myself as something else than a pure loser.

exactly the kind of stuff that can up one's self-esteem IMO.
08-15-2010 , 06:10 PM
Obviously there are those with a skewed self perception but that is a psychological issue not a confidence thing. There have been times in my life where I was both very depressed and very self confident at the same time. They don't have to be mutually exclusive things. Confidence != happiness.
08-15-2010 , 06:18 PM
BOOOM banged attractive girl last night. well more like just had sex cuz i started to get whiskey dick.

idk how i ended up in the bathroom with her but i did. then i went into my friend's bedroom and two ppl came in at different times (including him) so i ended up leaving.

things happened so randomly. at first she was getting this other girl drunk that i was into. i started dancing with the other girl then next thing i remember is in the bathroom with her

i just wish i was sober enough to do the job. i didn't even cum so idk how much it counts.

stilll really drunk right now at 3pm going back to sleep
08-15-2010 , 06:24 PM
OK, so I'm pretty bad with women, though I'm a decent looking dude so I may be able to get away with it somewhat. This weekend I drove down to Ann Arbor with some friends to go out and party. After drinking a lot of booze we headed to a casual party where a few girls were playing drinking games around a table and chatting. After drinking there for a couple hours, one of our drunk friends gets up from where he was passed out on the floor and starts pissing on their front door from inside the house. It didn't go over too well and we ended up leaving soon after.

One of my buddies and I went with two of the girls (one fatty, the other hot) to grab some food. After we got food, they were walking us back to our buddies' house and stopped about a mile away from the place and asked us if we knew how to get back to our friends' house. My friend and I stare at each other for a minute, feigning uncertainty (both of us of course knowing exactly how to get back to the house) and then one of the girls suggest that we come back to their place instead. My buddy has already made his intentions clear to me that he's getting with fatty (god knows why, but bless him).

We get back, throw a movie on, my friend and fatty sit together on one couch, the other girl sits with me on the other couch. Shortly in to the movie she moved in closer to me, I put my arm around her and she leaned in to rest her head on my shoulder. I was running my hand along her left arm and shoulder and she reciprocated by moving her hand along my stomach. This went on for a few minutes, and I blame myself for not escalating from this point (I just find myself unsure of how to proceed in this spot, although it should be easy from this point right?) but she shortly fell asleep on my shoulder (lol). Friend and fatty go into another room for sexytime while I sit there hating myself for missing a good opportunity.

Flame away guys, I'm here to learn.
08-15-2010 , 06:30 PM
Ask your friend to post a TR of the same evening.

Last edited by LKJ; 08-15-2010 at 06:31 PM. Reason: I just want to know why he picked the girl he did, I don't want a GG play-by-play.
08-15-2010 , 06:34 PM
GG what part of the country do you live in? I would like to possibly watch you in action.
08-15-2010 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AKSpartan
We get back, throw a movie on, my friend and fatty sit together on one couch, the other girl sits with me on the other couch. Shortly in to the movie she moved in closer to me, I put my arm around her and she leaned in to rest her head on my shoulder. I was running my hand along her left arm and shoulder and she reciprocated by moving her hand along my stomach. This went on for a few minutes
You want her, you know she wants you, what the **** ?
Do you really think she would shut you down if you would do something wrong at this very moment ?

There's no more game or anything needed at this point, it's so obvious that you two want each others =/ Just get it in mate.


I always ask myself these sort of questions in these situations, the answer is almost always obvious and thinking about it even for 1sec really helps me determining the way i should behave
08-15-2010 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Ask your friend to post a TR of the same evening.
Is this directed towards me? He's not a 2+2er but he was pretty smashed, said he went for it because he wanted to fall on the grenade for me and because it would require very little effort on his part. He died in vain.

Last edited by AKSpartan; 08-15-2010 at 06:47 PM.
08-15-2010 , 06:47 PM
Henry, best and worst (or favourite and least favourite) bars in Toronto? Same question for areas to live.

Actually I think you answered the first one somewhere (Hemmingway's?) but I need to pick a part of the city to live in next year.
08-15-2010 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by AKSpartan
Is this directed towards me? He's not a 2+2er but he was pretty smashed, said he went for it because he wanted to fall on the grenade for me and because it would require very little effort on his part. He died in vain.
Ah, your TR made it sound to me like he was just picking the unattractive one as a matter of personal preference.

He's quite the good friend for doing that for you.
08-15-2010 , 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AKSpartan
Is this directed towards me? He's not a 2+2er but he was pretty smashed, said he went for it because he wanted to fall on the grenade for me and because it would require very little effort on his part. He died in vain.
He did is duty for the GFF
08-15-2010 , 06:57 PM
Whenever I think about moving back to Toronto there are only two areas I would live in C1 which is the financial district / downtown / club district or Yorkville. If you are a student then the Annex is ok. If you are married and a yuppie then the Beaches.

Hemingway's is my favourite patio. For clubs This is London, Courthouse, and Ultra. For a lounge Lobby. Guvernment when they have DJ worth going for. Brass Rail is the best downtown strip club.

Are you moving to TO to work or to attend U.of.T?
08-15-2010 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by AKSpartan
OK, so I'm pretty bad with women, though I'm a decent looking dude so I may be able to get away with it somewhat. This weekend I drove down to Ann Arbor with some friends to go out and party. After drinking a lot of booze we headed to a casual party where a few girls were playing drinking games around a table and chatting. After drinking there for a couple hours, one of our drunk friends gets up from where he was passed out on the floor and starts pissing on their front door from inside the house. It didn't go over too well and we ended up leaving soon after.

One of my buddies and I went with two of the girls (one fatty, the other hot) to grab some food. After we got food, they were walking us back to our buddies' house and stopped about a mile away from the place and asked us if we knew how to get back to our friends' house. My friend and I stare at each other for a minute, feigning uncertainty (both of us of course knowing exactly how to get back to the house) and then one of the girls suggest that we come back to their place instead. My buddy has already made his intentions clear to me that he's getting with fatty (god knows why, but bless him).

We get back, throw a movie on, my friend and fatty sit together on one couch, the other girl sits with me on the other couch. Shortly in to the movie she moved in closer to me, I put my arm around her and she leaned in to rest her head on my shoulder. I was running my hand along her left arm and shoulder and she reciprocated by moving her hand along my stomach. This went on for a few minutes, and I blame myself for not escalating from this point (I just find myself unsure of how to proceed in this spot, although it should be easy from this point right?) but she shortly fell asleep on my shoulder (lol). Friend and fatty go into another room for sexytime while I sit there hating myself for missing a good opportunity.

Flame away guys, I'm here to learn.
Step A:

1) Kiss her
2) Signal your buddy to take the fatty elsewhere and then kiss her
3) Grab her hand and lead her somewhere and then kiss her
4) Ask her to help you make a drink/find something then kiss her
5) Ask her anything about her room (what color it is, what floor it's on, is it nice), whatever she responds say "show me". Then kiss her once in her room or on the way there.
6) Figure out any conceivable reason to be in a different room from your friend and the fatty and then kiss her.

Step B:

1) Get her excited

Step C:

1) Make sex
08-15-2010 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mittens
As an American who travels frequently to London, can you tell me what kind of places random 20 something UK'ers go and talk to strangers, because it's really hit or miss ime.
I'm not sure I can help you too much here as everyone I know is either from university, school, from doing music stuff or lived near me as a child. I don't think I have a friend that I haven't met from outside those circles.

There's definitely other london 2+2ers around who would know a lot more than me. I only seem to manage to visit London every few months to go visit the shows and stumble around into random bars so I probably know only what a tourist knows. :P
08-15-2010 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Henry17
Whenever I think about moving back to Toronto there are only two areas I would live in C1 which is the financial district / downtown / club district or Yorkville. If you are a student then the Annex is ok. If you are married and a yuppie then the Beaches.

Hemingway's is my favourite patio. For clubs This is London, Courthouse, and Ultra. For a lounge Lobby. Guvernment when they have DJ worth going for. Brass Rail is the best downtown strip club.

Are you moving to TO to work or to attend U.of.T?
To work. I'm graduating this year and have a job offer at an accounting firm downtown.
08-15-2010 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by mflip
To work. I'm graduating this year and have a job offer at an accounting firm downtown.
Then C1 and Yorkville are what you want. Are you buying or renting?
08-15-2010 , 07:21 PM
Probably will rent with 1 or 2 other people I work with.
08-15-2010 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by mflip
Probably will rent with 1 or 2 other people I work with.
I have been thinking of getting a place in Toronto. I live in Ottawa but I hate it here. I use to spend the weekends in Toronto / Montreal until recently and I want to go back to that.
08-15-2010 , 07:47 PM
Man, work is killing my opportunities these days.

1:30pm, my sister texts me saying she's coming to my neighborhood for a mimosa brunch (presumably w/ friends, and it seems like all her friends are hot) and asks if I can join her. I, of course, am on the Golden Gate Bridge when I receive this on my way to work for a 7th consecutive day.

4:43pm, text message: "I met a girl who wants to meet you!".

When I moved over here one of the first things she told me was "omg your new place is like a block from this bar where a couple of my friends work as waitresses/bartenders/something! you should totally come meet them!". Have been here >2 weeks now and still haven't been able to go yet. FML
08-15-2010 , 08:32 PM
Pics of sister plz
08-15-2010 , 08:35 PM
sounds like an awesome wingwoman.
08-15-2010 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
Pics of sister plz
Qft
08-15-2010 , 08:46 PM
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