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Old 02-17-2017, 12:18 PM   #701
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LOL @ the medals one. Too bad there wasn't a beer chugging event.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:23 PM   #702
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:23 PM   #703
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LOL @ the medals one. Too bad there wasn't a beer chugging event.
We won gold in swimming 50mtr freestyle and handball.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:31 PM   #704
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We won gold in swimming 50mtr freestyle and handball.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:33 PM   #705
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We won gold in swimming 50mtr freestyle and handball.
50mtr freestyle is a legit gold

handball isn't because, you know, handball.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:33 PM   #706
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Don't do it you risk ending up like Fiddle; homeless, broke and a 2+2 mod.
can i stay with you?
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:37 PM   #707
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can i stay with you?
You can have Jeeves' old job/room.
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can i stay with you?
would that make you sammy's girlfriend IRL and not just in gimmick life?
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:39 PM   #709
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You can have Jeeves' old job/room.
what's the pay?
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:48 PM   #710
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:49 PM   #711
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Jacobsen are great beers. They are not that expensive, $10-15 a bottle in a store a bit more when you buy them in a bar. Haven't tasted those pink ones though.
...we know, we know; you don't like tasting pink things...
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:50 PM   #712
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...we know, we know; you don't like tasting pink things...
LMAO

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Old 02-17-2017, 12:52 PM   #713
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what's the pay?
Working for Sammy is pay enough in itself.

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Calm down Morph.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:55 PM   #714
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Working for Sammy is pay enough in itself.
Do I have to pretend you are better at table tennis than me so I don't get fired?
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:58 PM   #715
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Do I have to pretend you are better at table tennis than me so I don't get fired?
If you are over 40 and drunk, you'll win.
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:02 PM   #716
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Do I have to pretend you are better at table tennis than me so I don't get fired?
No one on 2+2 is better at table tennis than Sammy.
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:13 PM   #717
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:14 PM   #718
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No one on 2+2 is better at table tennis than Sammy.
You are correct.

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Old 02-17-2017, 01:29 PM   #719
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McAfee keeps telling me that 2+2 is evil
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No one on 2+2 is better at table tennis than Sammy.


sammy I can beat you with a table tennis racket if that counts
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:32 PM   #721
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Accepted.

Here's a gift for you bad bettors.



Stevnsgade - Randers under 167,5
Ammerud - Persbraten over 153,5
Nassjo - Malbas over 150,5
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sammy I can beat you with a table tennis racket if that counts
FanFan couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo.
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:38 PM   #723
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Morph you're a movie nerd. Did you watch the Danish movie The Hunt (Jagten, original title)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2106476/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:38 PM   #724
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