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Old 02-16-2017, 06:46 PM   #676
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Sammy's testing his new and improved mod-banning script. Sammy's just a few adjustments away from becoming banned himself. HA HA HAH (sammy doing his being banned laugh)
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Old 02-16-2017, 06:50 PM   #677
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Mods don't scare Sammy. HAHAHAHA (sammy doing his laughing at mods laugh)
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:37 PM   #678
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Mods don't ban Sammy as long as he's maing them them spilmaks. HAHAHAHA (sammy doing his laughing at bookies laugh)
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Old 02-16-2017, 08:23 PM   #679
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*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Who's scared of mods? I told the great blue named admin Bobo Fett to eat a dick itt
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Old 02-16-2017, 08:46 PM   #680
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I thought mods just give out those infraction points to their favorite posters
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Old 02-16-2017, 09:37 PM   #681
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I'm assuming you are talking about the farts.
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Old 02-16-2017, 10:41 PM   #682
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King Fish gave me 99 infraction points once. True Story
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:57 AM   #683
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[x] Story checks out
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:35 AM   #684
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A clip from last year that I just found and forgot about. Enjoy.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:52 AM   #685
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A clip from last year that I just found and forgot about. Enjoy.
Corresponding with yourself online is the lamest activity ever.
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:52 AM   #686
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I thought mods just give out those infraction points to their favorite posters
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:53 AM   #687
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What about being Sammys girlfriend? Zing!
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:06 AM   #688
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What about being Sammys girlfriend? Zing!
Clearly, you aren't a fan of sarcasm
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:09 AM   #689
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hai friday
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:11 AM   #690
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Did you watch your boys press conference yesterday tbh? He's the gift that keeps giving.
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1. hello friday
2. hello bbv
3. fu sammy (luv franny)
4. work is dumb
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:51 AM   #692
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hi, Im sammies best friend, im coming to your wedding.
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:22 AM   #693
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It's Friday, I'm in love!

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Old 02-17-2017, 11:23 AM   #694
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sj finally decided to get his own hookers
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:31 AM   #695
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Another excellent idea.

"I don't pay them to have sex with me. I pay them to leave."
-Charlie Sheen

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Old 02-17-2017, 11:42 AM   #696
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It's Friday, I'm in love!

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Don't do it you risk ending up like Fiddle; homeless, broke and a 2+2 mod.
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:58 AM   #697
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I highly suggest this as a gift for Sammy.



Seriously, anyone who pays that much for booze needs to give their head a shake.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:04 PM   #698
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I highly suggest this as a gift for Sammy.



Seriously, anyone who pays that much for booze needs to give their head a shake.
Jacobsen are great beers. They are not that expensive, $10-15 a bottle in a store a bit more when you buy them in a bar. Haven't tasted those pink ones though.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:09 PM   #699
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I got that from some article. $400/bottle? Unless there are dissolved pot brownies as part of the ingredients, um no. Vintage anything, lol
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:14 PM   #700
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I got that from some article. $400/bottle? Unless there are dissolved pot brownies as part of the ingredients, um no.
Yes, they are $3-400 a bottle, they make a few of those. The ones people actually buy are their standard beers which cost ~$15 a bottle.
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