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02-16-2017 , 06:46 PM

#676

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's testing his new and improved mod-banning script. Sammy's just a few adjustments away from becoming banned himself. HA HA HAH (sammy doing his being banned laugh)

fyp

02-16-2017 , 06:50 PM

#677

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Mods don't scare Sammy. HAHAHAHA (sammy doing his laughing at mods laugh)

02-16-2017 , 07:37 PM

#678

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Mods don't ban Sammy as long as he's maing them them spilmaks. HAHAHAHA (sammy doing his laughing at bookies laugh)

fyp

02-16-2017 , 08:23 PM

#679

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Who's scared of mods? I told the great blue named admin Bobo Fett to eat a dick itt

02-16-2017 , 08:46 PM

#680

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

I thought mods just give out those infraction points to their favorite posters

02-16-2017 , 09:37 PM

#681

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Magic beans

I'm assuming you are talking about the farts.

02-16-2017 , 10:41 PM

#682

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

King Fish gave me 99 infraction points once. True Story

02-17-2017 , 12:57 AM

#683

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Who's scared of mods? I told the great blue named admin Bobo Fett to eat a dick itt

[x] Story checks out

02-17-2017 , 03:35 AM

#684

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

A clip from last year that I just found and forgot about. Enjoy.

02-17-2017 , 03:52 AM

#685

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

A clip from last year that I just found and forgot about. Enjoy.

Corresponding with yourself online is the lamest activity ever.

02-17-2017 , 04:52 AM

#686

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I thought mods just give out those infraction points to their favorite posters

Fiddle really loves Sammy

02-17-2017 , 04:53 AM

#687

Omaha Boy

adept

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 819

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

Corresponding with yourself online is the lamest activity ever.

What about being Sammys girlfriend? Zing!

02-17-2017 , 10:06 AM

#688

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha Boy

What about being Sammys girlfriend? Zing!

Clearly, you aren't a fan of sarcasm

Spoiler:

02-17-2017 , 10:09 AM

#689

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hai friday

02-17-2017 , 10:11 AM

#690

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Did you watch your boys press conference yesterday tbh? He's the gift that keeps giving.

02-17-2017 , 10:16 AM

#691

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. hello friday
2. hello bbv
3. fu sammy (luv franny)
4. work is dumb

02-17-2017 , 10:51 AM

#692

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

Clearly, you aren't a fan of sarcasm

Spoiler:

hi, Im sammies best friend, im coming to your wedding.

02-17-2017 , 11:22 AM

#693

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

It's Friday, I'm in love!

Spoiler:

02-17-2017 , 11:23 AM

#694

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sj finally decided to get his own hookers

02-17-2017 , 11:31 AM

#695

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Another excellent idea.

"I don't pay them to have sex with me. I pay them to leave."
-Charlie Sheen

Spoiler:

02-17-2017 , 11:42 AM

#696

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

It's Friday, I'm in love!

Spoiler:

Don't do it you risk ending up like Fiddle; homeless, broke and a 2+2 mod.

02-17-2017 , 11:58 AM

#697

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

hi, Im sammies best friend, im coming to your wedding.

I highly suggest this as a gift for Sammy.

Seriously, anyone who pays that much for booze needs to give their head a shake.

02-17-2017 , 12:04 PM

#698

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

I highly suggest this as a gift for Sammy.

Seriously, anyone who pays that much for booze needs to give their head a shake.

Jacobsen are great beers. They are not that expensive, $10-15 a bottle in a store a bit more when you buy them in a bar. Haven't tasted those pink ones though.