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Old 02-04-2017, 01:53 PM   #201
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That's Japan.
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Old 02-04-2017, 01:59 PM   #202
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That's Japan.
Oh, damn. Sammy would have liked a review of it. Sammy's been thinking about getting one ever since Jeeves retired. Sammy's an aggressive wiper, ass can't withstand the abuse in the long run.
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:01 PM   #203
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Taiwan too. Some joker set the bidet on at the last hotel I stayed in.
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:11 PM   #204
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:21 PM   #205
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Oh, damn. Sammy would have liked a review of it. Sammy's been thinking about getting one ever since Jeeves retired. Sammy's an aggressive wiper, ass can't withstand the abuse in the long run.
Sammy's aggressive? Shocking.
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:21 PM   #206
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throwing spilmarks into orchestre aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Old 02-04-2017, 03:54 PM   #208
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we will drink thdme all and pitnirchestre on fire aaAaAAaaAAAYA
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Old 02-04-2017, 03:57 PM   #209
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we are warrrriors samumY milo would piss his oants as uszal
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Old 02-04-2017, 04:14 PM   #210
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we will drink thdme all and pitnirchestre on fire aaAaAAaaAAAYA
Looks like Sammy's bathroom the day after he ate a chili pizza.
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Old 02-04-2017, 04:43 PM   #211
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we would conquer denmark over the weenbend
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:04 PM   #212
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you guys like stuff?
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:13 PM   #213
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yes
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yes
+1 x 2 = +2 yes
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:23 PM   #215
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:29 PM   #218
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Never heard about them, link please?
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:34 PM   #219
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:35 PM   #220
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:41 PM   #221
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Fran and Sammy should set up a MMA fight just like the poker nerds over at NVG, only we would fight like real men, and Sammy would win.
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:48 PM   #222
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In a 2 man fight Sammy would win the Sammy medal.
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Old 02-04-2017, 07:08 PM   #223
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Where is the stuff?
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Old 02-04-2017, 07:11 PM   #224
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Fiddle needs to work on his jokes, they have been pretty lame lately. Morph please infract him with the reason: bad joke, try harder.
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Old 02-04-2017, 07:16 PM   #225
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