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Sammy's timing is always perfect.

Sammy will be gone for the next couple of month's, he expects you to come up with a sincere apology for your behaviour for when he returns.

02-17-2017 , 08:13 PM

#828

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

if your made up gf ever says you have bad timing, bc of the premature ejaculation thing and all, just refer her to that goodfellas reference.

I did purchase this book for Sammy and he used it to level the wobbly kitchen table.

02-17-2017 , 08:17 PM

#829

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

That is way too much content for me to post in a week, let alone a couple hours.

Time to start drinking aggressively and gambling.

02-17-2017 , 08:21 PM

#830

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,224

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

That is way too much content for me to post in a week, let alone a couple hours.

Time to start drinking aggressively and gambling.

02-17-2017 , 08:21 PM

#831

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

**** you sammy

02-17-2017 , 08:23 PM

#832

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,224

Where's my frog?

02-17-2017 , 08:24 PM

#833

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

i now played plo hu vs some King Sammy or something like that, he was from sweden, very weird

02-17-2017 , 08:26 PM

#834

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

i typed into the chatbox,l; identify yourself! Are we maybe best friends? He said: "?" I said: **** you. He left

02-17-2017 , 08:31 PM

#835

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

There is only one thing left to do in order to atone samuel

Spoiler:

you win at least two internets.

02-17-2017 , 08:31 PM

#836

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,224

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i typed into the chatbox,l; identify yourself! Are we maybe best friends? He said: "?" I said: **** you. He left

Swedes are weak

02-17-2017 , 08:32 PM

#837

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

<3 soooooooo much <3 been

*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

in the car

Hope you bookmark LOLphismus' post for future reference...

and tbh's
and sammy's resposne
and tbh's reveal of level

such a good time for all.

02-17-2017 , 08:40 PM

#838

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

nsfw

02-17-2017 , 10:10 PM

#839

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

NAt - wtf is up with LA's weather.

I didn't sign up for this.

02-18-2017 , 01:58 AM

#840

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

02-18-2017 , 02:50 AM

#841

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Hello Sammy. Craggoo appreciates that you were kind enough to look after BBV in his wake but he will take over from here. Craggoo thinks you should go on vacation for a bit... he is more than capable of distributing those Siplmaks.

02-18-2017 , 05:00 AM

#842

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Edit: and btw I'm not 18 years old, in case you thought that was true as well.

Of course Sammy isn't 18 years old anymore. Sammy turned 19 recently. Sheep remembers the things Sammy says, because they are important.

Last edited by Sheep86; 02-18-2017 at 05:01 AM. Reason: in after The Craggoo

02-18-2017 , 05:05 AM

#843

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 11,940

For a 19yo he's quite immature

02-18-2017 , 05:12 AM

#844

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

For a 19yo he's quite immature

19 human years or 19 dog years?

Last edited by Craggoo; 02-18-2017 at 05:13 AM. Reason: Hi Mr. Sheep

02-18-2017 , 05:29 AM

#845

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,337

Spoiler:

02-18-2017 , 05:47 AM

#846

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,710

What up Bros

02-18-2017 , 06:01 AM

#847

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,224

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

That's cool Craggoo. Sammy will be going on one of his missions to save the world for 2 months. Craggoo must remember to stick it to the mods, and Germans, at all times. It's very important that they never get the feeling of being in control, as soon as that happens it is all over. Craggoo must stay strong, believe in himself, and no mod shall ever defeat him.