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Old 02-17-2017, 08:04 PM   #826
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if your made up gf ever says you have bad timing, bc of the premature ejaculation thing and all, just refer her to that goodfellas reference.
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:06 PM   #827
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if your made up gf ever says you have bad timing, bc of the premature ejaculation thing and all, just refer her to that goodfellas reference.
Sammy's timing is always perfect.

Sammy will be gone for the next couple of month's, he expects you to come up with a sincere apology for your behaviour for when he returns.
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:13 PM   #828
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if your made up gf ever says you have bad timing, bc of the premature ejaculation thing and all, just refer her to that goodfellas reference.
I did purchase this book for Sammy and he used it to level the wobbly kitchen table.

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Old 02-17-2017, 08:17 PM   #829
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That is way too much content for me to post in a week, let alone a couple hours.

Time to start drinking aggressively and gambling.
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:21 PM   #830
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That is way too much content for me to post in a week, let alone a couple hours.

Time to start drinking aggressively and gambling.
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:21 PM   #831
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**** you sammy
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:23 PM   #832
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Where's my frog?
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:24 PM   #833
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i now played plo hu vs some King Sammy or something like that, he was from sweden, very weird
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:26 PM   #834
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i typed into the chatbox,l; identify yourself! Are we maybe best friends? He said: "?" I said: **** you. He left
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:31 PM   #835
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There is only one thing left to do in order to atone samuel
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:31 PM   #836
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i typed into the chatbox,l; identify yourself! Are we maybe best friends? He said: "?" I said: **** you. He left
Swedes are weak
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:32 PM   #837
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<3 soooooooo much <3 been *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW *** in the car
Hope you bookmark LOLphismus' post for future reference...

and tbh's
and sammy's resposne
and tbh's reveal of level

such a good time for all.
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:40 PM   #838
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:10 PM   #839
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NAt - wtf is up with LA's weather.

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Old 02-18-2017, 01:58 AM   #840
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Old 02-18-2017, 02:50 AM   #841
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Hello Sammy. Craggoo appreciates that you were kind enough to look after BBV in his wake but he will take over from here. Craggoo thinks you should go on vacation for a bit... he is more than capable of distributing those Siplmaks.
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Old 02-18-2017, 05:00 AM   #842
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Edit: and btw I'm not 18 years old, in case you thought that was true as well.
Of course Sammy isn't 18 years old anymore. Sammy turned 19 recently. Sheep remembers the things Sammy says, because they are important.

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Old 02-18-2017, 05:05 AM   #843
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For a 19yo he's quite immature
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Old 02-18-2017, 05:12 AM   #844
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For a 19yo he's quite immature
19 human years or 19 dog years?

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Old 02-18-2017, 05:29 AM   #845
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Old 02-18-2017, 05:47 AM   #846
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:01 AM   #847
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Hello Sammy. Craggoo appreciates that you were kind enough to look after BBV in his wake but he will take over from here. Craggoo thinks you should go on vacation for a bit... he is more than capable of distributing those Siplmaks.
That's cool Craggoo. Sammy will be going on one of his missions to save the world for 2 months. Craggoo must remember to stick it to the mods, and Germans, at all times. It's very important that they never get the feeling of being in control, as soon as that happens it is all over. Craggoo must stay strong, believe in himself, and no mod shall ever defeat him.
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Old 02-18-2017, 08:34 AM   #848
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**** you sammy, **** you craggoo
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Old 02-18-2017, 08:35 AM   #849
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:25 AM   #850
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Sammy will be going on one of his missions to save the world for 2 months.
o/u 5 days on back at the forums as always? Making coffee and losing at table tennis gets boring fast
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