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Old 02-11-2017, 06:09 AM   #451
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I got a smoker's room; why would that mean I have go outside? Does that mean if you got a non-smoker's room you aren't even allowed to do that?

I'm going to Tokyo and Osaka.
No, you can smoke in your room. You can still smoke in some restaurants and bars as well. But when you're outside in the city you have to find a designated smoking area.

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Old 02-11-2017, 06:10 AM   #452
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This is not the time to be funny guys. Sammy's penis is not feeling good. Sammy's a bit worried too but the alcohol will fix that shortly.
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:03 AM   #453
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RIP Sammy's penis
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:15 AM   #454
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To get good slut results you have to master the techniques first
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:30 AM   #455
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To get good slut results you have to master the techniques first
Sammy's 1-leg no-hands technique should not be performed on wet tiles. Sammy knew he took a chance, and now he must pay for it. Gf made Sammy a nice chicken sandwich and left to go party with her sister. Sammy will now drink and eat.



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Old 02-11-2017, 08:05 AM   #456
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Re: **** Too many Gimmicks, Time for Another Cull ( February LC/NC NSFW)****

so funny night, im drinking cold wine to kill tha hangover, hai caturday. Sammy croatian night life celbrity. sos so funny. Weekend of the year for now.
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Old 02-11-2017, 08:10 AM   #457
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celbrity
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Old 02-11-2017, 08:41 AM   #458
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Cliffs: Sammy's penis has become useless, so hot gf went out to party with her "sister".
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Old 02-11-2017, 09:28 AM   #459
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Calm down Sheep, right now!
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Old 02-11-2017, 09:33 AM   #460
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when is your wedding sammuelsen, I will kill 5 lambs and bring it to denmark
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Old 02-11-2017, 09:36 AM   #461
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gipsies will come to, they said if milo can see denmark anyone can
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Old 02-11-2017, 09:59 AM   #462
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Wedding is this summer. There will be no gipsies at Sammy's wedding. Gf said Gimi Levakovic couldn't come. Gimi didn't like this but will respect her wishes, and will make sure his gift is delivered.
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Old 02-11-2017, 10:07 AM   #463
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I expect the invitation as your best online friend ever. I will come with Mrs and behave properly. I will even drink slowly and pretend Im completely normal.
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Old 02-11-2017, 10:08 AM   #464
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If Im getting married now I would definitely invite you. Just saying.
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Old 02-11-2017, 10:13 AM   #465
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...... refreshing my inbox.........
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Old 02-11-2017, 10:18 AM   #466
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Wedding is this summer. There will be no gipsies at Sammy's wedding. Gf said Gimi Levakovic couldn't come. Gimi didn't like this but will respect her wishes, and will make sure his gift is delivered.


that means your gf banned Milo too? I like her, I think you found a great wife Sammy. Im happy for you.
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Old 02-11-2017, 10:47 AM   #467
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Calm down Sheep, right now!
Sheep only made this Fiddle-like joke, so that Sammy doesn't miss The Fiddle too much. Sheep knows what's best for Sammy.
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Old 02-11-2017, 10:48 AM   #468
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If Im getting married now I would definitely invite you. Just saying.
You could renew your vows and invite Sammy for that! And me obv.
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Old 02-11-2017, 11:00 AM   #469
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Sheep only made this Fiddle-like joke, so that Sammy doesn't miss The Fiddle too much. Sheep knows what's best for Sammy.
Sammy does not miss that slacker.
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Old 02-11-2017, 11:02 AM   #470
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You could renew your vows and invite Sammy for that! And me obv.
Morph would never come. Morph has shown on several occasions that he is afraid to meet Sammy. Morph is weak like that. Old and weak.
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Old 02-11-2017, 11:35 AM   #471
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Morph would never come. Morph has shown on several occasions that he is afraid to meet Sammy. Morph is weak like that. Old and weak.
I would be there to meet Fran.
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Old 02-11-2017, 11:51 AM   #472
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we can do some bbv meeting, drink them all and laugh to sammy in person
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Old 02-11-2017, 12:01 PM   #473
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No one laughs at Sammy in person.
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Old 02-11-2017, 12:46 PM   #474
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I would be there to meet Fran.
I would be there uninvited to meet LOLphismus

And franny second

and sammy third to pee in his drink
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Old 02-11-2017, 12:49 PM   #475
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1. good morning saturday
2. good evening bbv
3. lol sheep's joke
4. gambooled in the 10/20mix last night
5. drinks on AF
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