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No, you can smoke in your room. You can still smoke in some restaurants and bars as well. But when you're outside in the city you have to find a designated smoking area.

Have fun!

02-11-2017 , 06:10 AM

#452

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,232

This is not the time to be funny guys. Sammy's penis is not feeling good. Sammy's a bit worried too but the alcohol will fix that shortly.

02-11-2017 , 07:03 AM

#453

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 23,964

RIP Sammy's penis

02-11-2017 , 07:15 AM

#454

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 11,955

To get good slut results you have to master the techniques first

02-11-2017 , 07:30 AM

#455

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,232

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

To get good slut results you have to master the techniques first

Sammy's 1-leg no-hands technique should not be performed on wet tiles. Sammy knew he took a chance, and now he must pay for it. Gf made Sammy a nice chicken sandwich and left to go party with her sister. Sammy will now drink and eat.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 02-11-2017 at 07:44 AM.

02-11-2017 , 08:05 AM

#456

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

so funny night, im drinking cold wine to kill tha hangover, hai caturday. Sammy croatian night life celbrity. sos so funny. Weekend of the year for now.

02-11-2017 , 08:10 AM

#457

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,232

celbrity

02-11-2017 , 08:41 AM

#458

Sheep86

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Cliffs: Sammy's penis has become useless, so hot gf went out to party with her "sister".

02-11-2017 , 09:28 AM

#459

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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Calm down Sheep, right now!

02-11-2017 , 09:33 AM

#460

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

when is your wedding sammuelsen, I will kill 5 lambs and bring it to denmark

02-11-2017 , 09:36 AM

#461

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

gipsies will come to, they said if milo can see denmark anyone can

02-11-2017 , 09:59 AM

#462

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,232

Wedding is this summer. There will be no gipsies at Sammy's wedding. Gf said Gimi Levakovic couldn't come. Gimi didn't like this but will respect her wishes, and will make sure his gift is delivered.

02-11-2017 , 10:07 AM

#463

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

I expect the invitation as your best online friend ever. I will come with Mrs and behave properly. I will even drink slowly and pretend Im completely normal.

02-11-2017 , 10:08 AM

#464

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

If Im getting married now I would definitely invite you. Just saying.

02-11-2017 , 10:13 AM

#465

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

...... refreshing my inbox.........

02-11-2017 , 10:18 AM

#466

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Wedding is this summer. There will be no gipsies at Sammy's wedding. Gf said Gimi Levakovic couldn't come. Gimi didn't like this but will respect her wishes, and will make sure his gift is delivered.

that means your gf banned Milo too? I like her, I think you found a great wife Sammy. Im happy for you.

02-11-2017 , 10:47 AM

#467

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,341

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down Sheep, right now!

Sheep only made this Fiddle-like joke, so that Sammy doesn't miss The Fiddle too much. Sheep knows what's best for Sammy.

02-11-2017 , 10:48 AM

#468

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 23,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

If Im getting married now I would definitely invite you. Just saying.

You could renew your vows and invite Sammy for that! And me obv.

02-11-2017 , 11:00 AM

#469

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,232

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep only made this Fiddle-like joke, so that Sammy doesn't miss The Fiddle too much. Sheep knows what's best for Sammy.

Sammy does not miss that slacker.

02-11-2017 , 11:02 AM

#470

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

You could renew your vows and invite Sammy for that! And me obv.

Morph would never come. Morph has shown on several occasions that he is afraid to meet Sammy. Morph is weak like that. Old and weak.

02-11-2017 , 11:35 AM

#471

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 23,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Morph would never come. Morph has shown on several occasions that he is afraid to meet Sammy. Morph is weak like that. Old and weak.

I would be there to meet Fran.

02-11-2017 , 11:51 AM

#472

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,364

we can do some bbv meeting, drink them all and laugh to sammy in person

02-11-2017 , 12:01 PM

#473

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,232

No one laughs at Sammy in person.

02-11-2017 , 12:46 PM

#474

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I would be there to meet Fran.

I would be there uninvited to meet LOLphismus

And franny second

and sammy third to pee in his drink

02-11-2017 , 12:49 PM

#475

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,955

1. good morning saturday
2. good evening bbv
3. lol sheep's joke
4. gambooled in the 10/20mix last night
5. drinks on AF

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