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Old 02-26-2017, 02:27 AM   #1201
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1. Sheep loves Saturday too.
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Old 02-26-2017, 04:39 AM   #1202
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...hours and hours!
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Old 02-26-2017, 11:31 AM   #1204
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:18 PM   #1205
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Old 02-26-2017, 03:44 PM   #1206
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...mmmmh...
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Old 02-26-2017, 08:09 PM   #1207
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My liver is died, the casino has my money, I got cut off at 4pm, hookers and blow was had. I was so hammered I couldn't even do a bump in the back of a cab and just poured all over my lap, the seat, by shirt, my hand but. Not in my nose.

I ****ing love vegas
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Old 02-26-2017, 08:45 PM   #1208
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My liver is died, the casino has my money, I got cut off at 4pm, hookers and blow was had. I was so hammered I couldn't even do a bump in the back of a cab and just poured all over my lap, the seat, by shirt, my hand but. Not in my nose.

I ****ing love vegas
And you lost your avatar. Proud of you tbh
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Old 02-26-2017, 08:45 PM   #1209
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1. hello sunday
2. it's late sunday
3. hi morph
4. the gambolz were bad and I should feel bad
5. bye!
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Old 02-26-2017, 08:54 PM   #1210
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My liver is died, the casino has my money, I got cut off at 4pm, hookers and blow was had. I was so hammered I couldn't even do a bump in the back of a cab and just poured all over my lap, the seat, by shirt, my hand but. Not in my nose.

I ****ing love vegas


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The nit in me cringes every time I hear about drugs being wasted.
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Old 02-27-2017, 12:26 AM   #1212
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I once spilled a half gram of coke off of a CD case and into the toilet. I probably looked something like this:


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Old 02-27-2017, 06:02 AM   #1213
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alwaysnever aaaa+ing. Omg what a world
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Old 02-27-2017, 06:36 AM   #1214
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My liver is died, the casino has my money, I got cut off at 4pm, hookers and blow was had. I was so hammered I couldn't even do a bump in the back of a cab and just poured all over my lap, the seat, by shirt, my hand but. Not in my nose.

I ****ing love vegas
Hey congrats on finally earning your undertitle!
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Old 02-27-2017, 09:38 AM   #1215
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Old 02-27-2017, 09:40 AM   #1216
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**** you monday, i can tr later

I feel like i am died, more than usual that is
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creampie monday
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:00 AM   #1219
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i died yesterday, everything is weird now, i can still post thats funny
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:09 AM   #1220
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You shoulda ate more apples. They keep you alive
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:24 AM   #1221
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Monday blews are compounded by a lack of Sammynanigans. Hope some of you start posting in the third person to restore a sense of normalcy.
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:27 AM   #1222
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:50 AM   #1223
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1. **** you modnay
2. **** you gimmicks
3. Sammy doesn't post nonsense when he's banned. Sammy is busy. Be like sammy.
4. good morning bbv
5. tbh trip report other than died plz
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Old 02-27-2017, 11:56 AM   #1224
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my avatar died, need new one, will trade rest of tr for best avi

Friday night, i leave work at 5 pm and get to the airport and start drinking aggressively, 3 double shots of jamo and 2 beers and then i get on the plane, I have 3 double dewars, lol airplane scotch, and I am in Vegas. I walk right to the limos because **** the peasant line and i figured the limo driver could hook me up. I flat out asked and he shot me down, lame. ok head to Cesars diamond check in looking forward to crushing free champagne in the lobby while the hit like a million buttons on the keyboard but there was no champagne, FU Cesars. Get checked in 43rd floor in the augustus tower looking straight out at the bellagio fountains, It was nice, i dont usually care about the rooms but this comes into play later.

I make myself a double rockstar belvedere from the minny fridge and head down to the pits. My freinds are staying at MGM but i wanted to earn diamond so I figure $5 multi line VP for $125 a push should help. 10 minutes and 2k later I check where they are bc now I am angry drunk and they are at cosmo.

I head to cosmo and and fairly drunk but I can still form senteces at this point, so I get to Cosmo and my bros arent there yet. I go to the craps game and give the waitress $25 ask for 2 shots of jamo and ask that she have one for me everytime she walks by.

Craps was fun, my friends show up and say they don't want to play craps and head to bj. At this point things are getting a little fuzzy and my friends disagreed with me so I have to object in some way. I had bought in for 1k and was around 1500ish so my drunk ass decides I should put it all on the field. YEAAA **** you guys right? God I am such an idiot when I am hammered.
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memories from here out are only snapshots of time and I do not have any continuity but we were playing bj and I was getting beligerant. One of my friends and I have a game where one person says "My Knee" then the other says "grow" we are all white guys "i am hispanic on paper but im a ****ing cracker. Anyways when black people come around he get's real shy about it, when I am drunk and I sense weakness or any objection to anything II want/feel/say I attack relentlessly. Black dealer came in I just started saying MY KNEE, my friends got uncomfortable and the dealer had no clue what was going on.

They were getting tired of my antics so they went to Pai gow, which i drunkenly followed them to. Then My memory is blank. I guess I said I wanted to go to Rhino,m they said no, and I drunkenly wandered off into the night. I do not know if I made it to rhino, my guess would be no, but when I woke up there were a lot of responses from professional companions so I am pretty sure I just went back to the hotel and emailed a bunch of whores
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Old 02-27-2017, 12:22 PM   #1225
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to be honest tbh I should have come with for this, that sounds ****ing hilarious. So no whores were whored?
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