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Old 02-15-2017, 07:38 AM   #601
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Old 02-15-2017, 09:22 AM   #602
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Go hump yourself, Wednesday.
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Dear Wednesday. Please go and rape yourself with a rusty tire iron. KTHXBAI
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1. **** you wednesday
2. **** you migraine
3. **** you power structure
4. hi bbv
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:30 AM   #605
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**** you wednesday
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Old 02-15-2017, 01:56 PM   #606
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Sammy prays to no gods. If gods existed, they would be praying to Sammy.
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:29 PM   #608
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You'd think a god could win a game of ping pong.
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:34 PM   #609
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don't be so presumptuous
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:46 PM   #610
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Old guy is very good. The guy runs marathons for fun at 60+, and gets drunk at least once a week. Old guy is bad.
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:59 PM   #611
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so you're getting beaten by a pensioner.
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:13 PM   #612
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so you're getting beaten by a pensioner.
The guy beat Jan-Ove Waldner when he was young.
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:18 PM   #613
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Hello Big Jugs Thursday!
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:19 PM   #614
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The BIG HURT HAS A THREAD!!!!!
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:20 PM   #615
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hai wednesday i will drink your asss , weekend can bevinggin
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:26 PM   #618
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Sammy's way ahead of you Frank. Sammy already semi-dunk
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:27 PM   #619
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:35 PM   #620
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:36 PM   #621
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The BIG HURT HAS A THREAD!!!!!
Sammy chickened out of doing his own thread.
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:43 PM   #622
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Sammy chickened out of doing his own thread.
Sammy didn't chicken out of anything, punk. Sammy said he would post it when it's ready. A good thread takes years of preparation.
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:58 PM   #623
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Sammy didn't chicken out of anything, punk. Sammy said he would post it when it's ready. A good thread takes years of preparation.
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Old 02-15-2017, 04:07 PM   #624
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Mods should move Rapidesh's thread to PGC where it belongs. I don't wanna see it everyday for the rest of the year.
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Old 02-15-2017, 04:08 PM   #625
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Calm down Fiddle
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