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Old 02-17-2017, 02:48 PM   #751
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Sammy's not far from post #5000, you guys should start thinking about what gifts you're going to give Sammy.
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:52 PM   #752
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Did you watch your boys press conference yesterday tbh? He's the gift that keeps giving.
I did not, but he has been flaming people for using roids for years, it's ****ing awesome.

I cant find one from yesterday on the interwebs either. Who was the target this time?
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:56 PM   #753
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This is my Anaconda, 6000 ly from earth:



I watched that Trump press conference yesterday while flying through space, and I wished I was really 6000 ly away.
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:58 PM   #754
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I did not, but he has been flaming people for using roids for years, it's ****ing awesome.

I cant find one from yesterday on the interwebs either. Who was the target this time?
WAT?



Highlights, not knowing win margins of previous elections, ignoring an anti Jew question, suggesting he should blow up the Russian ship, etc. etc.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:02 PM   #755
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In 6 months, when he's not president anymore, he should become a 2+2 mod.

An anaconda is a snake, Morph. You mods don't know anything.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:05 PM   #756
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Sammy's not far from post #5000, you guys should start thinking about what gifts you're going to give Sammy.
AMA thread or ban imo.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:08 PM   #757
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That would be too stressful if 2+2 also has an elect collage. He'd cry out gimmick fraud until he has the greater vote count.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:15 PM   #758
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AMA thread or ban imo.
There will be no AMA thread
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:22 PM   #759
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Just do one here. No one said you have to answer questions honestly.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:22 PM   #760
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There will be no AMA thread
How about an AMS thread?
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:26 PM   #761
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How about an AMS thread?
ASA?
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:26 PM   #762
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In 6 months, when he's not president anymore, he should become a 2+2 mod.
Not rich enough.

Like you.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:46 PM   #763
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WAT?



Highlights, not knowing win margins of previous elections, ignoring an anti Jew question, suggesting he should blow up the Russian ship, etc. etc.
you said "my boy", so I assumed you meant my namesake, not a politard reference.

But supreme leader Trump has been making ****ing waves since his election. He is a little rough around the edges with how he addresses people, which should be expected for a real estate tycoon and not a career politard.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:56 PM   #764
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Are you a Trump supporter, TBH?
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:59 PM   #765
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Yes I am Samuel
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:00 PM   #766
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Speaking of politarding, unchained has been renamed. I really should venture out more.
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:01 PM   #767
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He is a little rough around the edges with how he addresses people, which should be expected for a real estate tycoon and not a career politard.
More like wobbly in the brain imo.
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:01 PM   #768
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Show us your trump hat or gtfo.
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:04 PM   #769
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:07 PM   #770
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Sheep speaks Russian. Let the spy games begin.
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:08 PM   #771
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Just discovered an earth-like planet 7000 ly from earth. Seriously considering moving there.

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Old 02-17-2017, 04:10 PM   #772
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Just discovered an earth-like planet 7000 ly from earth. Seriously considering moving there.

Kepler 452B is where the party's at. Bring beer
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:41 PM   #773
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That reinforces your pussyness
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Kepler 452B is where the party's at. Bring beer
Anywhere is better than Denmark
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Calm down TBH
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