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02-17-2017 , 02:48 PM

#751

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy's not far from post #5000, you guys should start thinking about what gifts you're going to give Sammy.

02-17-2017 , 02:52 PM

#752

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Did you watch your boys press conference yesterday tbh? He's the gift that keeps giving.

I did not, but he has been flaming people for using roids for years, it's ****ing awesome.

I cant find one from yesterday on the interwebs either. Who was the target this time?

02-17-2017 , 02:56 PM

#753

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

This is my Anaconda, 6000 ly from earth:

I watched that Trump press conference yesterday while flying through space, and I wished I was really 6000 ly away.

02-17-2017 , 02:58 PM

#754

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I did not, but he has been flaming people for using roids for years, it's ****ing awesome.

I cant find one from yesterday on the interwebs either. Who was the target this time?

WAT?

Highlights, not knowing win margins of previous elections, ignoring an anti Jew question, suggesting he should blow up the Russian ship, etc. etc.

02-17-2017 , 03:02 PM

#755

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

In 6 months, when he's not president anymore, he should become a 2+2 mod.

An anaconda is a snake, Morph. You mods don't know anything.

02-17-2017 , 03:05 PM

#756

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's not far from post #5000, you guys should start thinking about what gifts you're going to give Sammy.

AMA thread or ban imo.

02-17-2017 , 03:08 PM

#757

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

That would be too stressful if 2+2 also has an elect collage. He'd cry out gimmick fraud until he has the greater vote count.

02-17-2017 , 03:15 PM

#758

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

AMA thread or ban imo.

There will be no AMA thread

02-17-2017 , 03:22 PM

#759

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Just do one here. No one said you have to answer questions honestly.

02-17-2017 , 03:22 PM

#760

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

There will be no AMA thread

How about an AMS thread?

02-17-2017 , 03:26 PM

#761

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

How about an AMS thread?

ASA?

02-17-2017 , 03:26 PM

#762

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

In 6 months, when he's not president anymore, he should become a 2+2 mod.

Not rich enough.

Like you.

02-17-2017 , 03:46 PM

#763

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

WAT?

Highlights, not knowing win margins of previous elections, ignoring an anti Jew question, suggesting he should blow up the Russian ship, etc. etc.

you said "my boy", so I assumed you meant my namesake, not a politard reference.

But supreme leader Trump has been making ****ing waves since his election. He is a little rough around the edges with how he addresses people, which should be expected for a real estate tycoon and not a career politard.

02-17-2017 , 03:56 PM

#764

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Are you a Trump supporter, TBH?

02-17-2017 , 03:59 PM

#765

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Yes I am Samuel

02-17-2017 , 04:00 PM

#766

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Speaking of politarding, unchained has been renamed. I really should venture out more.

02-17-2017 , 04:01 PM

#767

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

He is a little rough around the edges with how he addresses people, which should be expected for a real estate tycoon and not a career politard.

More like wobbly in the brain imo.

02-17-2017 , 04:01 PM

#768

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Show us your trump hat or gtfo.

02-17-2017 , 04:04 PM

#769

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Yes I am Samuel

02-17-2017 , 04:07 PM

#770

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Sheep speaks Russian. Let the spy games begin.

02-17-2017 , 04:08 PM

#771

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Just discovered an earth-like planet 7000 ly from earth. Seriously considering moving there.

02-17-2017 , 04:10 PM

#772

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Just discovered an earth-like planet 7000 ly from earth. Seriously considering moving there.

Kepler 452B is where the party's at. Bring beer

02-17-2017 , 04:41 PM

#773

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That reinforces your pussyness

02-17-2017 , 04:44 PM

#774

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Kepler 452B is where the party's at. Bring beer

Anywhere is better than Denmark

02-17-2017 , 04:44 PM

#775

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down TBH

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