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04-18-2010 , 09:00 PM

#251

supaStylin

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 226

Went out last night for some drinks, stayed at friends......... Come back home to find my room cleaned and 2/3 bottles of piss gone. Awkward dinner table you could say!

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04-19-2010 , 12:05 AM

#252

CallmeSir

stranger

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5

Tell her ur working a deal with R-Kelly on the side...

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04-19-2010 , 12:34 AM

#253

KINDASCARY

enthusiast

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 74

tell her to gtfo

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04-19-2010 , 01:02 AM

#254

icancount2one

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 894

lol who multi-tables cashgames and DOESN'T pee in a bottle?

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04-19-2010 , 01:08 AM

#255

incredible_math

newbie

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 16

mountain dew bottle ftw

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04-19-2010 , 01:42 AM

#256

MeowZorz

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 17

as a girlfriend of a poker player, i've never seen this before. you really can't just go to the bathroom? lol not talking ****..just can't believe you actually pee in bottles.

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04-19-2010 , 02:15 AM

#257

ThebrokenATM

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,438

My bathroom is literally 2 steps away from my door, but if I don't sitout I usually timebank sitout of 7/10 games.

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04-19-2010 , 03:40 PM

#258

bigtonyk1234

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 554

i keep a pot nearby so i will always have a pot to piss in. tk

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04-19-2010 , 04:13 PM

#259

DcifrThs

Chip Spewer

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 15,812

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Originally Posted by MeowZorz

as a girlfriend of a poker player, i've never seen this before. you really can't just go to the bathroom? lol not talking ****..just can't believe you actually pee in bottles.

peeing in bottles is necessary when you're 6+tabling. you lose too many hands clicking sitout 6x, waiting for blinds to come around etc.

each hand is worth $X so you can count the estimated cost of not playing those hands (i.e. stopping/going to br) pretty easily. given the 0 cost of peeing in bottles (unless you have a psycho gf or roomate etc. that can blow up in your face), the choice is clear.

i explained this to my gf at the time a few years ago and while she was of course a bit grossed out, she completely understood.

other bodily functions, however, are not covered by this philosophy (i.e. cost gets skewed).

Barron

PS - also PA does it [/thread].

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04-19-2010 , 05:47 PM

#260

KlaSuu

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,254

A friend of mine who was grinding SNG's like 16-24 tabling had a tube attached to his table and that went down to his balcony window so he just pissed in it and it would go out of the window. Pretty disgusting but I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it.

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04-19-2010 , 06:15 PM

#261

OpenedHead

banned

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 746

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL MOVE THIS TO BBV4L PLZZZZZ

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04-19-2010 , 06:17 PM

#262

IrunDET

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,889

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Originally Posted by DcifrThs

PA does it [/thread].

FYP

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04-19-2010 , 06:19 PM

#263

patmcray

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 127

I don't know why so many people think it is a lie, I think its so standard if bathroom is away... I have chosen a watering can for this ritual, this way I must empty it every time I sprinkle the plants 8)

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04-19-2010 , 06:23 PM

#264

Coff

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8,929

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Originally Posted by johnson51639

that sucks bro

Expert bump imo.

2 month layoff was entirely too long.

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04-19-2010 , 07:16 PM

#265

bubbba82

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 337

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Originally Posted by High Chancellor

lol golden shower FTW

best post in 2p2 ever

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04-19-2010 , 07:18 PM

#266

MeowZorz

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 17

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Originally Posted by DcifrThs

point taken. i totally understand you are losing money and is easier. and if gf is cool with it, why not?

my bf doesn't multi-table that many so he can walk to the bathroom.. however, i've had friends back in high school that played WOW hours on end and would pee in bottles and leave them all over the room. it was ****ing sick.

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04-19-2010 , 07:39 PM

#267

themandude

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,252

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Originally Posted by MeowZorz

as a girlfriend of a poker player, i've never seen this before. you really can't just go to the bathroom? lol not talking ****..just can't believe you actually pee in bottles.

don't be jealous, you would if you could

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04-19-2010 , 08:01 PM

#268

martin_malin

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,332

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Originally Posted by KlaSuu

awsome I need to work on something similar

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04-19-2010 , 08:55 PM

#269

RagzToRiches

banned

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,958

Tell the bitch to neck it imo

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04-19-2010 , 10:33 PM

#270

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,551

get rid of the girl imo

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04-20-2010 , 12:05 AM

#271

BustYoFace

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 47

your a chump for sleeping on the couch imo

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02-13-2011 , 08:39 AM

#272

monTiel.

newbie

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 24

best thread ever, srly

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02-13-2011 , 08:46 AM

#273

blutarski

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,436

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

"bottled at the source" indeed.

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02-13-2011 , 09:56 AM

#274

4betbluff

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 400

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Originally Posted by Le Gonso

You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?

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Originally Posted by joethepro

in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.

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Originally Posted by Vantek

I once saw a documentary about people who had an irresistible urge to collect everything. Old newspapers, total garbage, everything. One of them collected his own piss and ****. Then sometimes he would have a moment of clarity and go "WTF am I doing?" and get rid of all the piss and ****, but then after a while he would start collecting it again. He would go out at night and search trash cans for things to collect. "I'm selective" he said, while picking up a newspaper from a trash can, "I don't collect everything, I only collect things that I like. I don't want this," he showed the newspaper, it was about horse racing,"because I don't like horse racing."

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Originally Posted by not a model

i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

Thanks to whoever bumped this.