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Old 07-23-2009, 11:13 AM   #176
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

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Old 07-23-2009, 11:15 AM   #177
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?
It's peniz-envy, pure and simple. She wishes she had options like that. She is not mad at you as much as she is mad at herself for being female.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:09 PM   #178
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:14 PM   #179
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pics of gf or it didnt happen
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:46 PM   #180
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:01 PM   #181
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this is rank. Just go to the damn toilet.

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Old 07-23-2009, 01:09 PM   #182
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So many life nits in this thread.
Pissing in a bottle is standard. If you dont have a bottle you do it in a pint glass, quickly throw the contents outta the window if theres more than a pint of piss and continue to piss in it.
Std.
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:52 PM   #183
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:14 PM   #184
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So, by your logic (the same logic that has you peeing in a bottle), only gay guys don't enjoy getting pissed on.
[ ] cup o' joe passed Logic 101
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:07 PM   #185
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

Well, we just found out in the other thread that this guy doesn't play online. So basically he has a pee jug under his desk for no reason. GG
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:13 PM   #186
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i've found it's easier just to move my workspace to my bathroom.
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It's pretty degen to not even be able to get up to go to the head.
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:13 PM   #187
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that s disgustin
+1...do you chit in a can too?
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:23 PM   #188
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This rly deserves that 5 star LOL!!!!!!!
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:16 PM   #189
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So many life nits in this thread.
Pissing in a bottle is standard. If you dont have a bottle you do it in a pint glass, quickly throw the contents outta the window if theres more than a pint of piss and continue to piss in it.
Std.
Piss more than a pint at a go and you're probably on lithium, diabetic, or otherwise polyuric
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:18 PM   #190
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:27 PM   #191
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I do this when I'm playing HU against someone that I really don't want to quit me.

A few times I pissed in a gatorade bottle and the bottle was full and I had to cut off the stream, and that stings, plus I pissed a little bit on the floor, no good.

So I just cut the top off a gallon of milk and use that, it can be pissed in multiple times before having to empty it, hell yeah.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:31 PM   #192
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You obv need a container made to look like a subwoofer box or something else that wouldn't look out of place under a computer desk ldo.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:36 PM   #193
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:54 PM   #194
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me and my gf act like the pee bottle DOES NOT exist. i politely hide it from her and dont use it when she is awake, present, or home. she KNOWS the pee bottle exists but she loves me enough to ignore or even question its existence. I empty said pee bottle often.

shes a good girl but she will squat in a parking lot when we're out drinking and possibly blow me in said parking lot for fun. get a new girlfriend or one that can ignore your indiscretions. our relationship is
dont ask...dont make me lie.

many great relationships are founded on this basis.
made me laugh , i see similarities here
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:08 AM   #195
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lol at people saying urine is gross. It is completely sterile and has no bacteria unless you have an active infection.

there are certain times where you have a fish on tilt and are essentially guaranteed to get all his money as long as you don't leave the game. Siting out to take a piss can be very expensive. OP, tell your gf that it may cost 2k to take that 1 minute break.

My wife doesn't give a rats ass if I piss in a jar as long as I don't forget to dump it like I did last week. That put her on minor tilt but it was short lived. For those amateurs out there, get yourself a proper container. Luckily I have access to these at the hospital where I work but they are easy to find. The worst think is trying to squeeze johnny into the top of a gatorade bottle or other small mouthed jar and spilling. That is very -EV.

http://www.jrsmedical.com/URINALS_BE...FRBbagodCG3D-A
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:37 AM   #196
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that s disgustin
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:38 AM   #197
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The worst think is trying to squeeze johnny into the top of a gatorade bottle or other small mouthed jar and spilling. That is very -EV.

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just the tip. excellent for accuracy...although milk jug is a great idea, pinching off is prone to making bad decisions.
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:42 AM   #198
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Lord, please don't let Roberta Combs from the Christian Coalition for America or Focus on the Family find this thread!
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:06 AM   #199
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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:59 AM   #200
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Give her a Tony Danza.
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