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Old 02-13-2011, 01:01 PM   #276
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

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Why is your piss brown? Drink some damn water once in a while....
I'm surprised only a couple of people mentioned this... that's a really, really unhealthy colour which denotes extreme dehydration. Maybe OP initially deliberately chose not to drink much water because it meant he had to go the bathroom too often which obviously eats into his hourly... but if he's got a bottle ready for it under his desk, there's no excuse now... if my pee even gets yellow I gulp down a ton of water... dehydration is horrible, messes up your entire system... the only time my pee has ever looked like OP's was after a 36-hour ecstasy binge a while back.

btw I'm well aware that advice on staying healthily hydrated is perhaps a little misguided in a thread like this, but for all the other megagrinders - dehydration debilitates brain function and you need to stay sharp. make sure you drink at least a couple of litres of water a day (preferably more) - in addition to just generally feeling so much better and sharper, your piss bottles will look to unsuspecting girlfriends / visitors like normal bottles of mineral water so nobody will realise how disgusting you are. win-win imo.
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Old 02-13-2011, 01:14 PM   #277
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I'm surprised only a couple of people mentioned this... that's a really, really unhealthy colour which denotes extreme dehydration. Maybe OP initially deliberately chose not to drink much water because it meant he had to go the bathroom too often which obviously eats into his hourly... but if he's got a bottle ready for it under his desk, there's no excuse now... if my pee even gets yellow I gulp down a ton of water... dehydration is horrible, messes up your entire system... the only time my pee has ever looked like OP's was after a 36-hour ecstasy binge a while back.

btw I'm well aware that advice on staying healthily hydrated is perhaps a little misguided in a thread like this, but for all the other megagrinders - dehydration debilitates brain function and you need to stay sharp. make sure you drink at least a couple of litres of water a day (preferably more) - in addition to just generally feeling so much better and sharper, your piss bottles will look to unsuspecting girlfriends / visitors like normal bottles of mineral water so nobody will realise how disgusting you are. win-win imo.


Piss doctor ITT
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Old 02-18-2011, 10:09 PM   #278
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

my friend once pinched one off on some newspapers when he final tabled the 250k on cake. I couldn't believe it, who still reads newspapers?
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Old 04-10-2011, 04:21 PM   #279
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u sound like a pussae. ur woman can dicatate where u sleep? loooooooooooool ur obv the beeyoch of this 'ship. lol id tell my woman to dump that pee for me and then come wipe my ass...AND give me a bj, without even leaving my computer chair.
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:44 PM   #280
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It could be the carpet making it seem darker then usual
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:56 PM   #281
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i keep a pot nearby so i will always have a pot to piss in. tk
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Old 04-10-2011, 08:10 PM   #282
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tell its not piss and some really good juice...get her to try some
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:29 PM   #283
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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:42 AM   #284
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squeeze one out on her face while sleeping?
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:51 PM   #285
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You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:02 PM   #286
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Old 05-06-2011, 04:31 PM   #287
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Old 05-06-2011, 06:41 PM   #288
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no idea why she's like that. people are so messed up sometimes
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Old 05-06-2011, 09:17 PM   #289
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I drank dad's pee bottle. in the sixties of course. haven't been inclned to do it since. he was in viet nam
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Old 05-07-2011, 06:00 AM   #290
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Now she's all pissy in my bed
Wait I thought you peed in the bottle? Ur pathetic man , can't help you , dude pees in beds.
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Old 05-07-2011, 12:24 PM   #291
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any recent ones?
This post caused me to find the videos.

Awesome! Very entertaining.

This thread is pretty funny too!
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Old 05-07-2011, 08:24 PM   #292
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker.
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Old 06-28-2011, 05:37 PM   #293
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LOL - let us know how this turns out for ya
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:08 AM   #294
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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
I didn't even get remotely close to the end of this thread before stumbling to this little gem. I have not stopped laughing in quite some time. Best story ever.
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:30 AM   #295
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

this is hillarious. I once came home drunk from a party, found myself to far away from the bathroom, found an old empty 1,5l juicebox.

Somewhat along the lines of this:


I was so drunk I couldnt stand up, ended up half, leaning out of the bed, pissing all over the floor + my fingers and fell asleep. It took me 2 days to remember what had happened when I suddenly noticed the juicebox... "AAhhhh yeah that's right, I did that"
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:06 PM   #296
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Not sure if brag or beat
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Old 10-15-2012, 04:52 PM   #297
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

just use the catheter you said you use in brick in moarter games.
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:41 AM   #298
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Threads about Pee-Bottles always remind me of this gem of a post:

thanks i just spit my coffee all over. thanks alot
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:58 AM   #299
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no comments about op saying online is softer than live...really?
This. After 23 post the first one who comment about that
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:27 PM   #300
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move your computer next to the window and throw the bottle out of it when you're done. kudos if you hit a disgruntled pedestrian.
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