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Old 07-24-2009, 08:34 AM   #201
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

You should move up girlfriends where they respect you necessities
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:52 AM   #202
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5 stars for pic of the bottle, imo.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:27 AM   #203
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

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shocked at the number of people who are put off by this.....pissing in bottle is completely standard, dunno what the big deal is. Sitting out on all your tables to go piss is hella ******ed.

Also, OP, wtf, why are you on the couch? If the ***** is pissy tell her to go ****ing home.

also drink more water, that piss is waaay to dark
Thats what I actually thought. In fact you had your golden shower dude.. so running over EV seems good
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:01 AM   #204
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Threads about Pee-Bottles always remind me of this gem of a post:

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I had AA and I really had to pee. I chose to pee myself and play the hand, although I doubled up, the shame has truly effected my play (perhaps even beyond just this tournament). My question, is it better to fold AA here and go to the bathroom, or take my chances on going on tilt due to being covered in urine?
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:57 AM   #205
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

you need one of those old people chairs that you can remove the bit you sit on and beneath it is a bowl.....problem solved!!!!!
my girlfreind is much cooler though i once woke up drunk and pissed in the wardrobe.....told her i was trying to melt the snow in narnia
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:59 AM   #206
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[...]my girlfreind is much cooler though i once woke up on drugs and pissed in the wardrobe.....told her i was trying to melt the snow in narnia
FYP
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:04 AM   #207
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:29 AM   #208
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Start using non-transperant bottles.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:01 AM   #209
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker.
Pee bottle is standard but OP is obv FOS.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:36 AM   #210
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That is 1 poor setup, this is my own battlestation:

lol


and then lol'd again.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:44 AM   #211
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maybe shes just upset you pissed in a bottle stead of on her?
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:53 AM   #212
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Old 02-01-2010, 05:01 AM   #213
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I had AA and I really had to pee. I chose to pee myself and play the hand, although I doubled up, the shame has truly effected my play (perhaps even beyond just this tournament). My question, is it better to fold AA here and go to the bathroom, or take my chances on going on tilt due to being covered in urine?
id say it depends on stakes , anything above nl200 is +EV.
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Old 02-01-2010, 05:39 AM   #214
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id say it depends on stakes , anything above nl200 is +EV.
No. The implication of going on tilt at higher stakes and losing more makes it
-ev at higher stakes
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:45 AM   #215
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Why is your piss brown? Drink some damn water once in a while....
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Old 02-01-2010, 11:00 AM   #216
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?
Can't step away for 20seconds? Priceless degenerate
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:02 PM   #217
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Can't step away for 20seconds? Priceless degenerate
I agree. She should dump op's ass.
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:42 PM   #218
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

this is like when your girlfriend finds your needles/crackpipes? lol
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:57 PM   #219
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5 stars
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:02 PM   #220
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awesome, best part is the "bottled at the source" tagline.
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:20 PM   #221
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker.
LOL
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:35 PM   #222
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5 stars
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:37 PM   #223
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OMG your thread gets a 5 star vote from me.
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:37 PM   #224
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i always thought live was softer
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:32 PM   #225
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That's awesome.
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