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Old 02-01-2009, 06:51 AM   #1
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Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?
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Old 02-01-2009, 06:57 AM   #2
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

squeeze one out on her face while sleeping?
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Old 02-01-2009, 06:58 AM   #3
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ur play is to come clean and stop lying
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:03 AM   #4
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wtf why would it be that big of a deal

she is a nit, get a good druggie girl that doesnt give a **** if you piss in a bottle
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:05 AM   #5
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that s disgustin
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:05 AM   #6
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that s disgustin
you arent going to fit in with that attitude
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:07 AM   #7
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tell her you are saving it to sell to druggies

it's basically rakeback at that point, the longer you play the more money you accumulate on the side
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:07 AM   #8
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that s disgustin
you sound like my girlfriend
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:07 AM   #9
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My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?
You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:10 AM   #10
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ur play is to come clean and stop lying
when did I lie?
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:11 AM   #11
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You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG
How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:13 AM   #12
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tell her you are saving it to sell to druggies

it's basically rakeback at that point, the longer you play the more money you accumulate on the side
you will have to refridgerate it to sell it to druggies imo

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You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG
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How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:17 AM   #13
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just tell her you used to have a uti or were told to monitor your urine by the doctor or something along those linens.or grow a pair and tell he that walking to and from the bathroom costs money as you have to be away from the table.
is the jug big? I prefer a Simply Orange bottle myself
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:18 AM   #14
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Its a 1 gallon bottle guahappen
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:20 AM   #15
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You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG
I LOL'd
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:23 AM   #16
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just tell her you used to have a uti or were told to monitor your urine by the doctor or something along those linens.or grow a pair and tell he that walking to and from the bathroom costs money as you have to be away from the table.
is the jug big? I prefer a Simply Orange bottle myself
this is actually a decent first post
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:28 AM   #17
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How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?
Yes, and fwiw they tend to frown on using pee bottles at the Borgata too.
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:29 AM   #18
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ask her to empty it for you while you carry on grinding
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:29 AM   #19
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but you had grind on the mind
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:30 AM   #20
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Interesting you say that, because I have used a cathetor at The Bike, Commerce and Bellagio for years with no problems.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:01 AM   #21
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:06 AM   #22
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That last post alone is worth 5 stars.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:08 AM   #23
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no comments about op saying online is softer than live...really?
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:09 AM   #24
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drink more water
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:13 AM   #25
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should have told her it's a special home brewed energy drink that helps you stay focused and alert while 24 tabling
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