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Old 12-11-2012, 03:59 PM   #301
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
Hahahahahaaa

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Old 12-11-2012, 07:35 PM   #302
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Hahahahahaaa

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I think the problem was that it wasn't, sillybuns.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:44 PM   #303
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Why cant u scrubs jus pause the session for like 5min, get off ur fatasses, go for a walk, take a piss, eat something, look outside n maybe realize theres a world there

****ing fishies
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:02 AM   #304
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Or just piss in bottle leave for gf clean out when full sounds easier
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:40 AM   #305
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Pee in the bottle and drink to prevent signs of dehydration
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:18 AM   #306
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

My ex drove drove across the country with her girlfriend. They were on some fascist time-table. Her friend said we're only stopping for gas, so they bought a box of Depends. Even worse after they "used" the Depends, they tossed them out the window.

By the age of OP, I know you've already solved this problem, but for anyone else, who running the risk of being outed as a bottle pisser buy a box and say you have adult incontinence.

If you must pee in the bottle say someone was in the bathroom and you couldn't wait. Then you hid the bottle out of embarrassment not wanting to empty it when someone was around, and then forgot about it.
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:20 PM   #307
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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
hahahaha ****in gold
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Old 04-08-2015, 11:51 PM   #308
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bump this lmfao
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:09 AM   #309
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Get a new girlfriend who likes pee, obv.
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Old 04-09-2015, 01:38 AM   #310
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How did this topic get to 4 stars? Cliffs?
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Old 04-09-2015, 09:11 AM   #311
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what a pisser
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Old 04-09-2015, 09:53 AM   #312
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Only true professionals install a tube to pee in that goes straight into the pisser. No emptying the bottle required, no spilling piss everywhere, no upset girlfriend finding a pee bottle. Now that is how you maximize ev.
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Old 04-09-2015, 03:04 PM   #313
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gawd she so nitty...guess u should hide the beat off rag too now
cant believe this never got any love
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Old 04-09-2015, 03:15 PM   #314
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Get a new girlfriend who likes pee, obv.
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Old 04-11-2015, 08:05 AM   #315
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lol true 5stars thread
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Old 04-11-2015, 08:07 AM   #316
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Old 04-11-2015, 09:12 AM   #317
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Good thing she didn't find your ****ting jug as well
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Old 08-06-2019, 10:44 PM   #318
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bump this lmfao
Solid 3 year bump.
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Old 08-06-2019, 10:45 PM   #319
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Old 08-07-2019, 02:10 AM   #320
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Solid 3 hour bump
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