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Old 02-01-2010, 03:36 PM   #226
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I didn't read this thread but I want to share with you guys that there are like 12 pee bottles/jugs in my room right now
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:55 PM   #227
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I didn't read this thread but I want to share with you guys that there are like 12 pee bottles/jugs in my room right now
are you on meth/coke?
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:21 PM   #228
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Prolly allready been said but take the piss
the p do
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:46 PM   #229
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Didnt read the whole thread but im pretty sure like eighty people said "drink more water"



oh and..... cool story bro.
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:56 PM   #230
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

tell her the games dried up...
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:59 PM   #231
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

just tell her its ice tea
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Old 02-01-2010, 08:29 PM   #232
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Hmm, Ritalin and Caffeine + a small blatter makes me pee, and pee often. Luckily my urination's last no longer than 5-10seconds. I don't need pee bottles.
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Old 02-01-2010, 08:34 PM   #233
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I didn't read this thread but I want to share with you guys that there are like 12 pee bottles/jugs in my room right now
every grinder does this now and again lol
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Old 02-01-2010, 08:39 PM   #234
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

this is so standard
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:39 PM   #235
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

tell her it's lemon cordial

take a sip to prove it
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:42 PM   #236
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No. The implication of going on tilt at higher stakes and losing more makes it
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:46 PM   #237
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Stop pissing in a jug and go piss on your gf's jugs.
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Old 02-01-2010, 11:07 PM   #238
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You are disgusting and should be lucky that you could ever get a gf in the first place. What makes it even worse is that you did not empty it after you finished playing. yuck.
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Old 02-01-2010, 11:15 PM   #239
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tell her the truth? I don't see how she wouldn't let you in the bed?
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Old 02-01-2010, 11:15 PM   #240
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Actually even better, say baby I'm sorry I know that was gross of me to do, it's just I was in a big tournament and had a shot of winning money for once. Should getem every time
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Old 02-01-2010, 11:54 PM   #241
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Patrik Antonius admitted on the podcast that he does it, so I'm not judging pissing in a bottle. After all, who am I to question Superman?

But look how much piss is in that bottle. Unless you are some kind of race horse, you haven't dumped that out in awhile and that's kind of nasty. There is nothing -EV about dumping it out at the end of each session.
not true i had to use my bottle today. bubbling several sngs at 1 time i filled a half gallon gatorade bottle. love this bottle big mouth makes it hard to spill
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:33 AM   #242
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tell her not to accept the fruits of your labour if she cant handle some home truths about grinding.
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Old 04-18-2010, 05:55 PM   #243
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that sucks bro
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:00 PM   #244
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Pissing in jugs, its the way of the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:21 PM   #245
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My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy
She poured it all over herself?
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:52 PM   #246
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nl2k grinder dont know how sitout button works?
maybe u have a plate for ****ting under your table too
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:17 PM   #247
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Pissing in jugs, its the way of the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY
high definition piss jugs
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:41 PM   #248
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gawd she so nitty...guess u should hide the beat off rag too now
She is the beat off rag.
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:42 PM   #249
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I peed while pokering for the first time ever the other night. I came home drunk and fired up some SNGs (I need to stop doing this, I've done it like 6 times, funny enough I've always shipped a minor profit but I run good every time). Right on the bubble I couldn't hold it in any longer, grabbed a pint glass and literally brimmed it. Couldn't spit in it without making it overflow. I don't actually remember what happened in the hand - I was pretty wasted - but I felt like a degen.
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:57 PM   #250
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nl2k grinder dont know how sitout button works?
maybe u have a plate for ****ting under your table too
LOL

obv this

You ****ing animals get some dignity - jebus christ!
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