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Old 02-25-2009, 02:36 AM   #151
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Punish her straight away, otherwise this attitude will never fade away and will become worse over time. You got to take a firm stand here and say that she needs to grow up or gft out of your life. You play poker and piss in a jugg when needed. Big ****** deal. She needs to live with it or hit the streets.

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Old 02-25-2009, 04:08 AM   #152
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

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Old 02-25-2009, 09:06 AM   #153
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

move up to where they respcet your piss in the bottle
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Old 02-25-2009, 01:07 PM   #154
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in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.

hey joe,

love your videos

any recent ones?
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:01 PM   #155
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Thats just gross. I would kill my SO if he did that.
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:48 PM   #156
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I haven't read this entire thread yet, but has anyone yet questioned why the OP had a 1/4 full pee bottle sitting under his desk when he wasn't playing poker?

So you pee in a bottle when you are playing poker...okay I wouldn't do it, but whatever you have your own logic...but why wouldn't you empty that sh*t out once you are done playing for the session?

Keeping the piss in the bottle after you are done playing is inexcusable, and your girlfriend should definitely be "pissy" about dating someone that stores their piss in a bottle for no good reason.
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:58 PM   #157
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

lol at her thinking a pee bottle is gross.

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Old 02-26-2009, 02:39 AM   #158
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I once saw a documentary about people who had an irresistible urge to collect everything. Old newspapers, total garbage, everything. One of them collected his own piss and ****. Then sometimes he would have a moment of clarity and go "WTF am I doing?" and get rid of all the piss and ****, but then after a while he would start collecting it again. He would go out at night and search trash cans for things to collect. "I'm selective" he said, while picking up a newspaper from a trash can, "I don't collect everything, I only collect things that I like. I don't want this," he showed the newspaper, it was about horse racing,"because I don't like horse racing."
more love for this imo
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:47 AM   #159
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

peeing into a bottle can be dangerous, you might be pulling out in the ER, good luck
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Old 02-26-2009, 03:13 AM   #160
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

shocked at the number of people who are put off by this.....pissing in bottle is completely standard, dunno what the big deal is. Sitting out on all your tables to go piss is hella ******ed.

Also, OP, wtf, why are you on the couch? If the ***** is pissy tell her to go ****ing home.

also drink more water, that piss is waaay to dark
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Old 02-28-2009, 05:33 AM   #161
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I once saw a girl pee in a big gulp cup on the drive back from Vegas one night....girls do it too....they just aren't lucky enough to be able use a bottle, they kinda need a wide opening
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Old 02-28-2009, 06:05 AM   #162
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Just piss out of a window.
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Old 02-28-2009, 06:25 AM   #163
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Pissing in bottle = standard.

Gf = needs to chill
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Old 02-28-2009, 07:07 AM   #164
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

If you was a real man, you'd piss on the floor and blame the cat.

Tell her to man up or get out.
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Old 02-28-2009, 07:08 AM   #165
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Thinks OP should stop replying all over his own thread.

Um you're talking about taking a leak in a jug and you can't take people poking comments at you?

Maybe you need to know you're completely messed up that you cant take a second and piss in a toilet.

Get a grip and tell your girlfriend to give me a call.
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Old 02-28-2009, 07:37 AM   #166
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Thinks OP should stop replying all over his own thread.

Um you're talking about taking a leak in a jug and you can't take people poking comments at you?

Maybe you need to know you're completely messed up that you cant take a second and piss in a toilet.

Get a grip and tell your girlfriend to give me a call.

you stept into the level tarp so hard you don't even recognize your own feet
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Old 02-28-2009, 07:42 AM   #167
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you stept into the level tarp so hard you don't even recognize your own feet
Tell yours to give me a call too since I see on your profile almosy all your posted comments are negative. She might wanna come and be with a not so angry little nerd!

stept? looks like you are the tarp.
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:28 AM   #168
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:10 AM   #169
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Truckers piss in jugs all the time too, its a part of bein a trucker
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:11 AM   #170
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"So I piss in jugs while im playing poker and leave them around the house, no big deal"
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:22 AM   #171
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IMO pissing in a bottle is what the asians do... are you ASIAN???? if no then dont do it! They also have condom like things with a tube that runs into a bottle.

If you got a laptop with wireless take it outside and play out the back you can take a piss right out onto the lawn... also it helps fireproof the place!!
Wat?
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:17 AM   #172
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bottled at source
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:18 AM   #173
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I used a big pot with a lid back in the day. Girlfriends always knew, thought it was gross and I didn't give a ****. Sitting out on 20 tables sucks.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:10 AM   #174
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

God it's one thing to use the bottle but just to leave it there without emptying it because it's only 1/4 full is just a whole other level.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:11 AM   #175
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Oh and too late but you should have just used a one gallon apple juice bottle.
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